Driving past Vauxhalls Car Plant in Elesemere port where a load of gypsys have recently took residance (over 30 caravans) a white transit van up my *** for a few hundred yards (its a 30 limit) then he screams past me cuts me up and slams on making me slam on and steer on to the other side of the road, the van started to reverse so i reserve and get the **** from there, there were 4 people in the transit and it was right at the end of where all of the caravans are, as i was drivin away i noticed the van pull up onto the verge and park next to a caravan. I was basically crapp1n myself. Been to the police and told them but they cant do anythin as i didnt get the reg nuber, i was concentrating on finding reverse and getting away very quickly. What do i do???? (apart from hide my car in the garage tonight). Tempted to go back at about midnight and get the exhaust making a racket and wake all of the scummmy little b4st4rd5 up. Im MAD

 

I'd offer sopme helpful advice but I've drunk most of a bottle of very nice red wine this evening so would only revent to type and suggest that you kill them all...... with a spoon (it hurts more )

TVOR has spoken.............
(the voice of reason)

 

dont think i could manage that one on my own matey, lol, you up for it ???? lol

 

petrol, fire and their caravans works for me lol

 

******

 

i was thinking the same as siwrx, torch the *******s
mark

 

Here is what to do. Look on the vans and get the phone numbers if they have any. Log these into your mobile phone and start to call them any time of day but in the middle of the night is best and just keep going and going and going. If you are cross network let it ring untill someone awswers, if same network just let it ring a few times. Tell all your mates the more the better as they rely on their mobile for the rip off living they make. Don't forget to turn off yiur own number send before you start or you will receive the same treatment in return! Us boys at work have hours of fun with this. Oh the power of technology isn't it fantastic.

 

Scratch- You roping me in or what?

 

ace idea silverman, im on my way, wil put fone numbers up on here when i get them

 

A couple of mates of mine had a good idea. They owned some land on which our travelling friends had decided to make their new home.

Unfortunately for the caravan dwellers, my friends happen to own a demolition and land preparation business.

Ever been woken at 6am by a Caterpillar D9 tapping gently on your door?

 

just been, police are there with the road shut. will try again later

 

Here are two ideas. Just ideas mind

Hire an identicial or near identical vehicle to theirs. Get some plates made up that are the same as theirs. Place plates on said vehicle. Drive vehicle as fast as you can past as many speed cameras as posible, roadworks are good. Remove and destroy plates. Return hire vehicle.

The phone one is good as well. I would say that public phones, call boxes, petrol stations are far less traceable than mobiles. Any mobile device can be scanned and tracked with great accuracy.
As previously mentioned tell your close mates and use random call boxes whilst pissed on the way home from the pub in the middle of the night.

Hope this helps.

 

i will call them as many times as i can if you post the numbers.
also have a friend with 25,000l of cattle slurry and a large vac tank , any use?

 

John

VERY worrying indeed

Next time you see the van post the plate here (or email me if you wish) also if you get into Chester watch out for the gypo's on a field near the Sealand Road Greyhound Park area.

Steve

 

do u really think that the scummy pikeys van is going to be registered to a fixed address!!!! i doubt that van is even rightfully theirs. so the 'speed camera' thing is a waste of time

Jeez man u are freaking lucky u had ur wits about u and stopped/reversed and got outa there, i bet ur *** went, i no mine would.

I'll send over a F16 fighter plane with some cluster bombs, just give me their co ordinates m8, mu ha hah a MU HA HA HA

its great to no our police can do **** all to keep us and our cars safe - theyre more interested in nicking us with wrong spaced number plates!!! I mean, I can see their method, its much more harmful to have a dodgy number plate then 4 psycho's in a van reversing into cars!!!!

 

Gypsies... my favourite. Some pikeys near here are on our hit list on 2 counts of lobbing stones at cars....

I would suggest that, as you contacted the police, you leave any revenge attacks for a while as it won't take much to put 2 and 2 together.....

As for our problem, we have plan put together which will be put into execution soon. I'll let you know if it works!

 

You should have got out of the car and faced em, Pikies are scared of Shrek

 

ooh ooh, whats this jist of this plan?

 

should have told em it was 80bhp down they'd have left you lol

 

Just to let you know, theyre back again ....they all landed on Newbridge road again tonite..... about 20 of them.
Then for some mad reason, they all got off ...

one of them was a ford tranny van ..

 

Corner

 

All the ******* have White Trannys dont they. I absolutly detest them!!

There were some a few miles from me in a layby. I was bored one Sat night, so i thought i'll have a laugh with the Pikey Scum.

So I got some Dog Sh*te: a couple of good hand fulls (Used bags on my hands - before anyone asks!!!). Then crept upto their vans and discreetley smeared it under their Doors handles. Any door handle - vans, cars and caravans. I was absolutly Sh*tting myself doing it, coz i knew if i got caught id get a severe beating if not worse !!

But what a laugh - i was absolutley pissing myself with laughter on the way home, knowing that when they got up and opened thier doors on vans etc, it'll be embedded into their fingernails etc.

And how were they gonna get it off - I dunno, and i dunno if it worked. But i still smirk when i see the "scum" now - thinking was it you finger nails !!!

Do like the mobile thing though - let us know if you get it !!

Editted to say i forgot i cant swear - sorry.

Cheers

[Edited by Dougy Giro - 6/30/2003 11:38:49 PM]

 

Unfortunatly the scum is all around the port at the mo, cause of that gypo that got his head stoved in some weeks back...

Aparently they are all back for "revenge" I hope the 'kin townspeople show em some nice port hospitality if u get my drift.

They tried to get onto a field on the stanney estate earlier, but the police actually forced em off for once. I hate the kin scummy tax dodgying inbreds that are pikeys !

 

This "trying to get you to run in the back of them" is an old ploy.

Picture your average punter in a reasonably posh motor.He rear ends the said Irish gentlemens transit.He is then surrounded by the four rather large occupants all wielding tarmac shovels.

He is then offered the choice of :- Option A paying a somewhat inflated sum for repairs to the aforementioned transit in cash or Option B which has the NHS & the local X-ray department contained within it.

I have actually gone the long way home rather than be within a couple of car lengths of an Irish plated white van.

You have been warned.

Mark

 

In much the same words as Tom Berenger in Platoon........ The only good Pikey is a dead Pikey. Some fantastic ideas.

 

Not good news fellas, I'm doing a delivery to Ellesmere port tomorrow in my transit van, although if I spill petrol in the back I can throw a match in if the pikey scum try to drive off in it...

better pack some marshmallows