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01 April 2011, 05:45 PM
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A couple of time's a year the "Asians" up the street have a garden party for one of their "religious" deals......People come from everywhere and as you can imagine, they park everywhere in my piecefull culdesak.....so being helpfull i pull both my cars off my drive when i see them arriving, park them in awkward positions down the street....so they cant block anyone (me in particular) into their drives......my drive has no cars on it at all....
and they cant block up my street with cars, ignorant ******....most of my neighbours have taken to doing the same thing........makes me feel warm inside, like winning a war
and they cant block up my street with cars, ignorant ******....most of my neighbours have taken to doing the same thing........makes me feel warm inside, like winning a war
01 April 2011, 05:47 PM
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lol due to the fact im a mechanic, I had a valve removal tool in my pocket still! I was very tempted to remove a valve from one of her tyres!!! But i have too much of a conscience for that, however - i didnt realise at the point what a stuck up cow she was gonna be over the whole matter!
01 April 2011, 07:15 PM
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Whichever of you managed to get the police to tow the cars did well. Only once have I successfully had a car removed - because the guy in the house was on a waiting list for a organ transplant. The rest of the time the Inspector refuses all requests as he is unwilling to pay for the removal.
01 April 2011, 07:55 PM
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Whichever of you managed to get the police to tow the cars did well. Only once have I successfully had a car removed - because the guy in the house was on a waiting list for a organ transplant. The rest of the time the Inspector refuses all requests as he is unwilling to pay for the removal.
01 April 2011, 08:16 PM
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You're fault completely.
She's a woman dropping off at school. You ARE in the wrong
You should move and stop causing these obstruction opportunities....... How dare you question her...........
At least you kept your cool, Mate. Well done
She's a woman dropping off at school. You ARE in the wrong
You should move and stop causing these obstruction opportunities....... How dare you question her...........
At least you kept your cool, Mate. Well done
01 April 2011, 09:15 PM
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I quite often get people blocking my drive and am past getting bothered about it so I take a different tact.
If their drivers door is facing my drive I simply move my car so close that they cannot get in the drivers side.
If they then decide knock the door to ask me why I have done that and if I can move it I simply just ignore the door and laugh at them having to climb through from my front window.
Funny thing is people don't even knock they just climb straight in the pasanger side.
If their drivers door is facing my drive I simply move my car so close that they cannot get in the drivers side.
If they then decide knock the door to ask me why I have done that and if I can move it I simply just ignore the door and laugh at them having to climb through from my front window.
Funny thing is people don't even knock they just climb straight in the pasanger side.
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01 April 2011, 09:46 PM
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You got yourself pussywhipped good and proper there chap. Next time it happens, you need to make sure she knows whos boss. May I suggest taping 'I am a stuck up bitch who like 18" black ***** up my **** of a Saturday night' to her passenger door the next time she blocks you in. How many drivers look at their passenger door before they drive off? Let's just hope she drives through lots of town centres before she reaches her next destination.
HTH
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01 April 2011, 10:00 PM
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Astraboy - your savage revenge tactics and Chopper's statements (I'd leave her looking like a painters radio) are why Scoobynet is the gift that keeps on giving
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01 April 2011, 10:10 PM
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You got yourself pussywhipped good and proper there chap. Next time it happens, you need to make sure she knows whos boss. May I suggest taping 'I am a stuck up bitch who like 18" black ***** up my **** of a Saturday night' to her passenger door the next time she blocks you in. How many drivers look at their passenger door before they drive off? Let's just hope she drives through lots of town centres before she reaches her next destination.
HTH
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I made up some magnetic, glow-in-the-dark **** shapes, along with signs from the same material saying "Proud to be gay" and stuck them to his rear boot lid.
He always parked by reversing against his garage door, and they lasted for over 2 months on his car.
He still carried on using my bin, though. ****.
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01 April 2011, 10:13 PM
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Ive had 2 houses with drives that would constantly get blocked, one day someone evn had the ceek to park on the drive while I was out and had I not come home I would never had known.
the last poperty I had the neighbours had a habit of parking there cars either side and pretty much blocking me getting in and out so I called a friend round who has a hiab lorry and was standing outside giving him directions on which of the cars to take first when obviously the nieghbours came out and I told them they park so I cant use my drive and they will lose there cars and funny enough they never parked near my drive ever again and the looks on there faces was brilliant.
The second property I had an idiot parks right infront on my drive so I parked my car in the middle of the road locked it up and went inside and considering the road was a one way road and only wide enough for a footpath on one side and it was 3pm in the afternoon it was classic when people confronted me I would just point to the car blocking my drive and one guy did go to have a go at me but as soon as I said I was going to follow him home and park my transit across his drive he soon pissed off pretty sharpish.
It really grates me how inconsiderate some people are!!!
the last poperty I had the neighbours had a habit of parking there cars either side and pretty much blocking me getting in and out so I called a friend round who has a hiab lorry and was standing outside giving him directions on which of the cars to take first when obviously the nieghbours came out and I told them they park so I cant use my drive and they will lose there cars and funny enough they never parked near my drive ever again and the looks on there faces was brilliant.
The second property I had an idiot parks right infront on my drive so I parked my car in the middle of the road locked it up and went inside and considering the road was a one way road and only wide enough for a footpath on one side and it was 3pm in the afternoon it was classic when people confronted me I would just point to the car blocking my drive and one guy did go to have a go at me but as soon as I said I was going to follow him home and park my transit across his drive he soon pissed off pretty sharpish.
It really grates me how inconsiderate some people are!!!
01 April 2011, 10:16 PM
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I've experienced this back in the day when I used to live in a house shared with my work collegues. Though on this occaision, we couldn't get into our drive so we parked the car in nose to tail with about an inch of space either side with our two cars. The bloke did come to our door to see if we knew who owned the cars, of course we said no. We moved our cars the following morning to go to work.
Police came around to see me later. Told them what had happened and they went off with no issues. They then went next door and I never had any problems after that.
Another place I was at I had a private parking space near the town centre (Reading). My flat number was painted in it. Came home one day and someone was parked there so parked behind him to block him in. Doorbell goes. 'Sorry, didn't know it was your space'. 'So how did you know to ring MY bell then ....
... I'll be down when I've finished my lunch'. The guys gf did not look very happy with him when I sauntered down about 30 mins later .... So, to the OP. Just treat them like they've treated you. Works wonders ...
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01 April 2011, 10:23 PM
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I quite often get people blocking my drive and am past getting bothered about it so I take a different tact.
If their drivers door is facing my drive I simply move my car so close that they cannot get in the drivers side.
If they then decide knock the door to ask me why I have done that and if I can move it I simply just ignore the door and laugh at them having to climb through from my front window.
Funny thing is people don't even knock they just climb straight in the pasanger side.
If their drivers door is facing my drive I simply move my car so close that they cannot get in the drivers side.
If they then decide knock the door to ask me why I have done that and if I can move it I simply just ignore the door and laugh at them having to climb through from my front window.
Funny thing is people don't even knock they just climb straight in the pasanger side.
It's like mine, quite tight but doesn't account for people being ***** like that 
Excellent tactic though
02 April 2011, 10:19 AM
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Seems to me that you would be entitled to jack the rear axle up with a trolley jack and get a bit of help to push her car out of the way by swinging the back of her car sideways. If that means that her car is blocking the road after you have shifted it then that sounds like a personal problem for her!
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02 April 2011, 11:11 AM
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I had this problem once. Some mug parked is his brand new WHITE merc over the drive. So i reversed up to the drivers door, Gave the car a few good revs so flames shot out, moved the car to the rear door, repeated the same process. By the time i had finished he had black marks on his door. He had more front than tesco's, knocked on my door with his tire iron in his hand, demanding that i clean it off. So i agreed shut the door and walked back out with 3ft crowbar he jumped in his car rapidly and that was it.lol no come backs.
02 April 2011, 11:32 AM
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I had this problem once. Some mug parked is his brand new WHITE merc over the drive. So i reversed up to the drivers door, Gave the car a few good revs so flames shot out, moved the car to the rear door, repeated the same process. By the time i had finished he had black marks on his door. He had more front than tesco's, knocked on my door with his tire iron in his hand, demanding that i clean it off. So i agreed shut the door and walked back out with 3ft crowbar he jumped in his car rapidly and that was it.lol no come backs.
Ps, the Merc owner was a cooont, yes, but isn't what you did paramount to vandalism? What Woukd the fuzz' take be on it?
02 April 2011, 01:16 PM
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OMGOSH UPDATE LOL....
....my dad sent an email to the headmaster last night complaining, and included a picture of the car and said he will be seeking police for for future advice.
The headmaster has replied saying that the woman in question is now claiming 'That I gave her permission to park there, and then afterwards threatened her and her family that I would blow her brains out!'
WTF!!!!! hahahaha.
....my dad sent an email to the headmaster last night complaining, and included a picture of the car and said he will be seeking police for for future advice.
The headmaster has replied saying that the woman in question is now claiming 'That I gave her permission to park there, and then afterwards threatened her and her family that I would blow her brains out!'
WTF!!!!! hahahaha.
02 April 2011, 01:55 PM
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Next time simply fit a wheel clamp to the car. When the owner returns, don't charge them for removal, just make them wait forty minutes before you take it off.
03 April 2011, 11:08 AM
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OMGOSH UPDATE LOL....
....my dad sent an email to the headmaster last night complaining, and included a picture of the car and said he will be seeking police for for future advice.
The headmaster has replied saying that the woman in question is now claiming 'That I gave her permission to park there, and then afterwards threatened her and her family that I would blow her brains out!'
WTF!!!!! hahahaha.
....my dad sent an email to the headmaster last night complaining, and included a picture of the car and said he will be seeking police for for future advice.
The headmaster has replied saying that the woman in question is now claiming 'That I gave her permission to park there, and then afterwards threatened her and her family that I would blow her brains out!'
WTF!!!!! hahahaha.
Unfortunately, it's an offence to prevent a car from being driven, ISTR. The above at least wouldn't be an automagic "criminal damage" though IMO.
Or do the "milk" thing, pour it over the scuttle vents or past the door seals. It'll clean up without stopping the car from driving but pong something horrible until the last vestige of cheese is found and removed.
J.
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03 April 2011, 09:49 PM
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Been in contact with the police, who gave us a number to ring if anyone parks there again - and also have said that they are going to be paying a visit to the school this week to speak to the head about the issue.
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