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13 August 2010, 04:31 PM
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
13 August 2010, 08:35 PM
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
13 August 2010, 08:46 PM
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Chuck Norris can put a fruit pastille in his mouth without chewing it!!
13 August 2010, 08:48 PM
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
13 August 2010, 08:49 PM
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
13 August 2010, 09:15 PM
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Ricky trying to be friends with Chuck Norris
13 August 2010, 11:20 PM
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Can Chuck also lick his own *****
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14 August 2010, 01:13 AM
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Can Chuck also lick his own *****
Only if its a matter of life and death, which all cases means other peoples death!!!.....which in turn means No!!
And thats not because he can't ( as there is no such word in Chuck's dictionary), it because theres no need!!
14 August 2010, 01:21 AM
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The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.
The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
14 August 2010, 02:10 AM
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The two towers only fell cause Chuck roundhouse kicked them
14 August 2010, 02:49 AM
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups - that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
14 August 2010, 10:44 AM
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chuck norris once visited the virgin islands , they are now calld the islands
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chuck norris can speak braille
14 August 2010, 10:46 AM
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chuck norris calender goes strait from march 31st to april 2nd , no one fools chuck norris
14 August 2010, 10:49 AM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
14 August 2010, 10:50 AM
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.
14 August 2010, 10:51 AM
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
17 August 2010, 01:57 PM
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chuck norris is so quick he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
21 August 2010, 07:14 AM
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Chuck Noris has the whole fabric of time and space caught in his beard
21 August 2010, 07:15 AM
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21 August 2010, 10:38 AM
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God has a poster of Chuck Norris on his bedroom wall
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