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Aug 10, 2010 | 04:46 PM

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chuck norris has failed .......

even he couldnt stop ricky fu<king **** up , not even with a roundhouse kick to the face

Aug 10, 2010 | 05:04 PM

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What he done now??

Aug 10, 2010 | 05:05 PM

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nothing chuck just came to me with his head in his hands and a cross threaded round house leg

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Aug 10, 2010 | 05:10 PM

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BEWARE M444GY!

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday

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Aug 10, 2010 | 05:13 PM

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chuck norris puts his trousers on one leg at a time , just like the rest of us, the only difference is .. he then kills people!

Aug 10, 2010 | 05:18 PM

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Aug 10, 2010 | 05:25 PM

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chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird...

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Aug 10, 2010 | 06:50 PM

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Aug 10, 2010 | 07:04 PM

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe

Aug 10, 2010 | 07:35 PM

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The bogeyman checks under his bed each night for Chuck Norris.

Aug 10, 2010 | 07:46 PM

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FPMSL guys. Great read.

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Aug 10, 2010 | 08:13 PM

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when a Zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!

Aug 10, 2010 | 08:47 PM

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Only Chuck Norris can re thread my cross threaded nuts by simply just rubbing them with the tip of his toes while pulling off a jumping roundhouse kick.......

Aug 10, 2010 | 08:48 PM

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^^^

Aug 10, 2010 | 08:51 PM

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Only Chuck Norris can re thread my cross threaded nuts by simply just rubbing them with the tip of his toes while pulling off a jumping roundhouse kick.......

I'm surprised he has time to do anything else

Aug 10, 2010 | 11:30 PM

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whilst Ricky can only kick himself

Aug 10, 2010 | 11:41 PM

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time

Aug 11, 2010 | 08:11 AM

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Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer- too bad he's never cried.

Aug 11, 2010 | 08:18 AM

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around you".

Aug 11, 2010 | 08:53 PM

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Aug 11, 2010 | 08:59 PM

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.

He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.