chuck norris has failed .......
10 August 2010, 04:46 PM
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chuck norris has failed .......
even he couldnt stop ricky fu<king **** up , not even with a roundhouse kick to the face
10 August 2010, 05:04 PM
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What he done now??
10 August 2010, 05:05 PM
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nothing chuck just came to me with his head in his hands and a cross threaded round house leg
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10 August 2010, 05:10 PM
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BEWARE M444GY!
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
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10 August 2010, 05:13 PM
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chuck norris puts his trousers on one leg at a time , just like the rest of us, the only difference is .. he then kills people!
10 August 2010, 05:18 PM
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
10 August 2010, 05:25 PM
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chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird...
10 August 2010, 06:50 PM
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
10 August 2010, 07:04 PM
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe
10 August 2010, 07:35 PM
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The bogeyman checks under his bed each night for Chuck Norris.
10 August 2010, 07:46 PM
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FPMSL guys. Great read.
10 August 2010, 08:13 PM
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when a Zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!
10 August 2010, 08:47 PM
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Only Chuck Norris can re thread my cross threaded nuts by simply just rubbing them with the tip of his toes while pulling off a jumping roundhouse kick.......
10 August 2010, 08:48 PM
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^^^
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Only Chuck Norris can re thread my cross threaded nuts by simply just rubbing them with the tip of his toes while pulling off a jumping roundhouse kick.......
I'm surprised he has time to do anything else
10 August 2010, 11:30 PM
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whilst Ricky can only kick himself
10 August 2010, 11:41 PM
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time
11 August 2010, 08:11 AM
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Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer- too bad he's never cried.
11 August 2010, 08:18 AM
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around you".
11 August 2010, 08:53 PM
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
11 August 2010, 08:59 PM
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
11 August 2010, 09:04 PM
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The dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
11 August 2010, 09:25 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.
11 August 2010, 09:27 PM
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
11 August 2010, 09:32 PM
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Chuck Norris can set fire to ants using a magnifying glass.
11 August 2010, 09:52 PM
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If Chuck Norris managed the England team we would win the world cup
11 August 2010, 10:12 PM
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11 August 2010, 10:16 PM
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Chuck norris is coming to build my engine,it will be 1000bhp with no mods at all.
11 August 2010, 10:48 PM
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars..... that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
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