Unfortunately you don't get extra points for drifting and as good as it looks it's not the fastest way round

 

Trust me on one thing I won't be fastest,I've never even had a go in one of these's karts.
Can we take the scoobs round instead?

 

 

if you like I will give you a nice wave on my way past or i could just give you

 

I'm hoping to improve on my 3rd place from last time and as Andy (lagamorph) won't be attending and he came 2nd I'm hoping for that or 1st

 

cough Josh cough cough lol

 

I will happily admit mate he was the best man on the day and that I was happy to have come 3rd but this time round I'm bringing my A game

 

Don't be too quick to forget the only one who won all his races and had a kart that wouldn't turn left in the final

Aren't we having a completely different format anyway for the race? Let's hope there's no crap karts this time?!

 

If you won all your races then how were you 3rd on points behind me and Josh and is that how you ended up in the wall on the final?

 

How do these's things work then,is it just right foot throttle and left foot brake?

 

Bloody hell here we go again, just dont get stuck behind me on the ramp.

 

You tell me! Yeah that's why I kept ending up in the wall in the final..

I won every race I was in, bar the final, that's all the heats, and my semi. And had the second fastest laptime behind Andy. I'm not being bitter, but Josh didn't win all his races (I beat him in the race we were in together) and started 1st in the final? Not sure how you ended up 2nd either to be honest. I know I should have started either 1st or 2nd..

I don't deny that Josh would have still been the winner though, and he does deserve that credit.

 

yes mate one foot for each

 

I'm hoping to qualify near the front mate so that shouldn't happen

 

I beat josh in a race too, I admit I didn't win all of my races but I also didn't lose any points due to unfair racing or whatever else they decided to deduct points for. I started 2nd because I was 2nd on points I think I was 1 point behind Josh going into the final hence starting second and would of stayed there too had I not had the problem on the ramp on the first lap

 

No Ryan the other way round.

 

 

Im just guessing but maybe they might put the slower ones at the front in the main race as its for 30 mins, to make it more fun for you lightweights, so just maybe Tom you might have to get past me MOOHAAAA HAA

 

I'll just follow you to the ramp and use my feather weight to zip past you as you chug along slowly up the ramp

 

Either that or use my superior weight advantage to zoom past you off the line

 

From what I was aware, I had no flags chucked at me. If I did, I clearly didn't see them

To be honest, the starting positions didn't bother me, I have much more fun being 3rd or 2nd and working hard to get past someone. I was just massively peeved with having the kart that didn't turn left, and when it did manage turn left it slowed the kart down lol. For most of the final Andy was pushing me around the left handers lmao!!
And let's be honest, if Josh starts in front, you're not getting past because as soon as you get close, you hit a ramp and he disappears lmao

 

I had the kart with the rubbish brake pedal in the final that a few people had driven (or tried) earlier in the heats and I can agree with josh being lighter than everyone else but I don't think he is that much lighter than me so I think I'll be okay

 

Yeah that one was scary.. but fun. The pedal went nothing.... nothing.... nothing... LOCKS the rear wheels lmao.

What do you weigh??

 

10st dead at the minute mate fully clothed and trainers on

 

Flip me you tiny tiny man!

 

I'd say I consider myself a small frame at almost 12 stone but 10

 

very mate although I shovel the food down my neck like you wouldn't believe guess I'm just lucky like that

 

Same! I'm skinny and touching 12 stone.

 

At least I have someone round my weight who won't zip off up these's ramps if I'm behind them!

 

This time give the fatties a chance!