i cant be arsed working tomorrow

 

There still time

 

i bet it does

i have been very lucky in my time really

 

Mondays at work suck big time

I however shall be having a lie in, and doing a bit of work on my house in the afternoon

The hot water tank is first on the hit list, its fecked and wouldnt you guess its an expensive primatic jobby (not cheap at £425 ) so need to rip out a small partitioned wall to get at it, so i shall be swinging my hammer about ***** nilly
Is there anything better than smacking the **** out of something with a hammer , makes me feel raelly good for some reason

 

i prefer staying in bed i swing my hammer everyday

 

I remember working for my uncle and one of my older cousins was showing me the different wires on the back of this huge wall mounted light, he pointed to the live wire with a crap screw driver whilst looking at me and touched it His face gurned and stuck in a weird position for a few seconds before he threw it away and started swearing badly I got a punch for laughing so much, altho he didnt find it at all funny

 

 

Just booked a holiday with the missus today for next year
2 weeks in Egypt for £475 av it

 

i need to book something for next year

i need a couple of weeks in the sun!!

 

i am just hoping that united get a real madrid/sporting lisbon tie away in europe

 

thats this year might i add

and im off to the ring aswell

 

a couple i know got back from Sharm on Thursday, and said one day it reached 49 degrees gotta get a tan in that sort of heat, ill come back like a bacon frazzle

 

my mum and sister both love the sun and they couldnt sit out in the sun when they were there

 

I really want to go to the ring trip I should of done it when i had a scoob

 

im not going in my scoob

 

When i come back you will have to call me 'umbugu spear chukka monkey' as i shall be black as the ace of spades

What film was that out of..............."coz im black yhall, coz im black, coz im biggiddy biggiddy biggiddy black yhall" I cant bloody remember

 

You borrowing Adams metro

 

Back in a mo ........................

 

as if

im going in howies bmw

 

in a bit dog ****

 

moff to make a brew and get some food

see you soon

 

Monday morning and back to work

Shed loads of post and e-mails to trawl through

SMACS meet on Thursday though and a visit from the monkey of speed

 

Morning Si, Hows the ST going?

 

Morning all

 

Afternoon peeps

the old car had the special treatment - it was marked more then I thought so had to give it a damn good going over with the PC also managed to get the daft black trims on the windows looking new again total work time 9 hours not bad at all considering it had 2 polish stages and a sealent stage to - I just need to wack on a further sealent then my uber pro wax then job done

 

so basically you spent a whole day cleaning a car

 

if I spent that long doing that to my car (I wont) I would guarantee I would go out and some to$$er would crash into me

 

Still can't believe he's taking that BM to the ring - it's fooking immaculate.

 

Would love to get my hands on the lowlife f*ckwit that caused this.

BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | Father and son in fatal M62 crash

What a tragic waste of life.

 

Funny how the police are always there to catch you doing something minor but when there is a p155head on the loose in a high powered vehicle they are all tucked up in bed.