ant an dec are funny as ****

 

hope our house sells quickly as i dont want to lose out on the other one we have found

 

i thought all scousers were like that

if you worked hard , i was told the scouse unions would get rid of you

 

Same here, makes me laugh when i hear di2ks at work moaning about such trivial stuff, its pathetic
My dad gives me a 'look' if im ever off sick (im only ever of when i AM ill) but i still feel like a ***** when he looks at me like that


Like you say, there a dying breed people like that

 

Any links at all, im nosey when it comes to property
Sure its a reet belter like

 

i also work most days and have 3 jobs

 

well it wasnt me they used, ive not done that sort of thing for ages now

 

If you want a giggle, check this out
Fekin made me laugh for ages
Make sure you have sound tho

YouTube - Monkey Fart

 

out of all the fellas ive worked with so far on the maintenance id say there is about 3 grafters, the rest just work the head, it only bothers me cos they go on like they run the place and they do **** all

 

no, dont be nosey

 

im off to tax my car

 

thats a fookin baboon ric

 

why can't you do something sensible like have a beer

 

At my work we've all just had a job description shake up/reveiw, and one of the fat **** bosses above me turned round (he's a reet lazy **** and does **** ALL ) turned round and said (because they tacked on two things that he already does but wernt on his origanal job description) 'If they want to compensate me in extra earnings for the workload increase ill have to cope with then fine, otherwise im going to the union with this!'

Feckin dick wad! He does **** ALL ANYWAY, people like that make me sick
W4NKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

drinking dont interest me any more, i went for a meal an some beers last night and i cant be arsed with it, plus i want to get up early an go swimmin with jake tomorrow, he aint been for ages

 

Yaeh Ste, what a weird thing to be doing at this time on a Saturday
get a beer down you man

 

Your decending into midlife GAYNESS dude

Quick, someone get him a porno mag, and a can of stella

 

classic one's them, they do my head in. fecking union this union that, they only call for them cos they aint inteligent enough to sort out there own issues the feckin muppets

 

also i dont drink in the house. never really been into it, think it has something to do with me fancien the wife when drunk

 

hey listen, being gay dont make you a bad person.

 

 

couldnt tax my car as i need a number off the v5 an i cant be ar5ed going upsatirs for it

 

thats right ste







































just very GAY

 

took the dog for a groomin today, he needed his nails cutting as he keeps catching the baby by accident when the baby is swinging on him. the kennels were fecking gorgeous, that is one business i could happily do in my later years

 

i have a theory on this subject howie, let me expalin when you answer my question,

howard are you gay?

 

i could do with a good night out but i just cant be bothered, my next night out is in july when 8 of us go to see deacon blue and have a good drink before an after

 

thats not on mr money

kids should be taught not to use animals as play things
your baby should not be swinging on him
NOT ON!!

 

NO, but i have thought about the benefits of being gay

 

the reason he is doing it is becuase he is hugging him, he does it all the time and the dog loves it, when i come in now the dog goes straight up to him and jake gives him a big hug or kiss, the dog and jake get on exactly how we want to and jake does not hurt or wind him up in anyway, its when the dog gives him his paw or something, as it was the nail that is up out the way that was really sharp

 

Feckin ell Ste,. its a dog, sounds lijke it gets pampered to ****

Do you personally clipp its claggy *** hairs
Please tell me you dont sniff your fingers afterwards