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Old 24 May 2008, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
NO, but i have thought about the benefits of being gay

now the fact that you say NO must mean that you have tried it, i can say i dont like sprouts. why? cos ive tried them.

when it comes to being gay all ican say is i dont know if im gay or not and that i would not like to find out thankyou very much.
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Feckin ell Ste,. its a dog, sounds lijke it gets pampered to ****

Do you personally clipp its claggy *** hairs
Please tell me you dont sniff your fingers afterwards

its **** dont get cling ons as i use little wipes to clean it he aint a dog he is part of the family
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what a great totp
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im going to bed in a min
Old 24 May 2008, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the reason he is doing it is becuase he is hugging him, he does it all the time and the dog loves it, when i come in now the dog goes straight up to him and jake gives him a big hug or kiss, the dog and jake get on exactly how we want to and jake does not hurt or wind him up in anyway, its when the dog gives him his paw or something, as it was the nail that is up out the way that was really sharp
your first post wasn't that clear ste
its hard to understand how things work without seeing it

i just hate how people use animals to entertain kids so they can sit and watch tv
then when it bites they want it put down
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I appoligize as im feelinga bit wated now
We should organize a bloody good Smacs P1SS UP, but u 2 have to be there and Pete nd Justin
Im sure we'd have a cracker of a night, id even show you all some of my ledgendry moves on the dance floor
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got a sh1tty family party tomorrow, the wifes nan is fecking 95. oh what fun that will be, i will have to give her a kiss and try to miss her big goatie that she has
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Originally Posted by moneys
what a great totp
Quality
Liie you say, graet TOTP comment
Old 24 May 2008, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I appoligize as im feelinga bit wated now
We should organize a bloody good Smacs P1SS UP, but u 2 have to be there and Pete nd Justin
Im sure we'd have a cracker of a night, id even show you all some of my ledgendry moves on the dance floor



get a post up ric
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Originally Posted by moneys
got a sh1tty family party tomorrow, the wifes nan is fecking 95. oh what fun that will be, i will have to give her a kiss and try to miss her big goatie that she has
ARRHHHHHH HAHAHHAHHA LOL FPMSL
The oldy stubble is not for the faint hearted
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Originally Posted by 51st state
your first post wasn't that clear ste
its hard to understand how things work without seeing it

i just hate how people use animals to entertain kids so they can sit and watch tv
then when it bites they want it put down

i aint like that, we chose our dog as they are very very good with kids, we have brought jake up to respect animals and he does but at the end of the day the dog also has to be good, bob (thats the dog) is excellent with jake, jake now walks home from the nursery holdong bobs lead and the dog will not move away from him and will slow right down so that jake doesnt get pulled by the lead, as soon as i get the lead he is off wandering around at the end of its limit. the dog is now jakes and that how we wanted it, both of them are happy and both love each other.

i know what your on about and those people should be shot not the dogs
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Originally Posted by 51st state



get a post up ric
MMMmmmm i would but id probalby be let down and mdae to look a tool (and im very caperble of doing that myself )

P1ss up with everyone attending wound be fun tho
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Originally Posted by moneys
now the fact that you say NO must mean that you have tried it, i can say i dont like sprouts. why? cos ive tried them.

when it comes to being gay all ican say is i dont know if im gay or not and that i would not like to find out thankyou very much.
so if i asked you , do you fancy jumping out a plane at 10000ft without a parachute , your answer would depend on wether you'd tried it before
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I appoligize as im feelinga bit wated now
We should organize a bloody good Smacs P1SS UP, but u 2 have to be there and Pete nd Justin
Im sure we'd have a cracker of a night, id even show you all some of my ledgendry moves on the dance floor

ive said this for ages but no-one gives enough notice. id have to save up for a cab
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
ARRHHHHHH HAHAHHAHHA LOL FPMSL
The oldy stubble is not for the faint hearted

she farts worse than me as well. proper old dear though as she upsets every ****** and also doesnt give a **** about it, fenny as ****
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Originally Posted by 51st state
so if i asked you , do you fancy jumping out a plane at 10000ft without a parachute , your answer would depend on wether you'd tried it before

yes
Old 25 May 2008, 12:04 AM
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**** that, we could crash at Petes house
Im sure he'd be right with a load of p1ss head crashing at his, he a rough salford lad, im sure he'd be sweet with it, just bung him a bag of chips and BLAM, sorted
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
MMMmmmm i would but id probalby be let down and mdae to look a tool (and im very caperble of doing that myself )

P1ss up with everyone attending wound be fun tho

there are a couple that you wouldnt want there though arent there. remember? the one you was telling me about that time that does your head in?
Old 25 May 2008, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i aint like that, we chose our dog as they are very very good with kids, we have brought jake up to respect animals and he does but at the end of the day the dog also has to be good, bob (thats the dog) is excellent with jake, jake now walks home from the nursery holdong bobs lead and the dog will not move away from him and will slow right down so that jake doesnt get pulled by the lead, as soon as i get the lead he is off wandering around at the end of its limit. the dog is now jakes and that how we wanted it, both of them are happy and both love each other.

i know what your on about and those people should be shot not the dogs


it sounds like you have it sorted there mr money

cruelty to pets is a big issue with me
and it seems strange to some as my dad was a gamekeeper, so i had a gun as soon as could hold it and killed animals , cut them open etc for years, but strange as it may sound, cruelty was always an issue
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
**** that, we could crash at Petes house
Im sure he'd be right with a load of p1ss head crashing at his, he a rough salford lad, im sure he'd be sweet with it, just bung him a bag of chips and BLAM, sorted

bit of top an tail
Old 25 May 2008, 12:06 AM
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she farts worse than me as well. proper old dear though as she upsets every ****** and also doesnt give a **** about it, fenny as ****
Anothe dying breed women like that

My mums mum was like that too (altho mentally and phisically disabled) she could never remember my name, andf farted like a race horse, funny as ****
God i mis her
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Originally Posted by 51st state

it sounds like you have it sorted there mr money

cruelty to pets is a big issue with me
and it seems strange to some as my dad was a gamekeeper, so i had a gun as soon as could hold it and killed animals , cut them open etc for years, but strange as it may sound, cruelty was always an issue

thing is though some animals need killing, well not really killing its called culling, my mate in work gets paid to do it in scotland
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Originally Posted by moneys
bit of top an tail
Ehh
What does that mean?
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Originally Posted by moneys
there are a couple that you wouldnt want there though arent there. remember? the one you was telling me about that time that does your head in?



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Tell you waht, im lovin his tune at the minute

YouTube - Sunrise - Simply Red

Has that summer feeel to it, and goes well with beer
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Anothe dying breed women like that

My mums mum was like that too (altho mentally and phisically disabled) she could never remember my name, andf farted like a race horse, funny as ****
God i mis her

this one is the same, she tellms me the same story every time, she will probably give us our christmas cards tomorrow, she does this every year in case she doesnt make it to december, her words not mine
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Tell you waht, im lovin his tune at the minute

YouTube - Sunrise - Simply Red

Has that summer feeel to it, and goes well with beer

TMF on sky now, some class tunes, **** that ginger tosser off
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Ehh
What does that mean?

you ever seen charlie and the chocolate factory? remember the way all the old dears slept in the bed?
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need to price around for the wifes car insurance
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Glad i wasnt alone there

I have never had a sane grand parent, that my family spoke too
Id give anything to have an old war time vetren to talk too, as my dads dad was a tw4at and beat him senceless untill the age of 17
he's an old man now tho, and its hard not to feel sorry for him the ****
ANyway..........................


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