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now the fact that you say NO must mean that you have tried it, i can say i dont like sprouts. why? cos ive tried them.
when it comes to being gay all ican say is i dont know if im gay or not and that i would not like to find out thankyou very much.
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the reason he is doing it is becuase he is hugging him, he does it all the time and the dog loves it, when i come in now the dog goes straight up to him and jake gives him a big hug or kiss, the dog and jake get on exactly how we want to and jake does not hurt or wind him up in anyway, its when the dog gives him his paw or something, as it was the nail that is up out the way that was really sharp
its hard to understand how things work without seeing it
i just hate how people use animals to entertain kids so they can sit and watch tv
then when it bites they want it put down
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I appoligize as im feelinga bit wated now
We should organize a bloody good Smacs P1SS UP, but u 2 have to be there and Pete nd Justin
Im sure we'd have a cracker of a night, id even show you all some of my ledgendry moves on the dance floor
We should organize a bloody good Smacs P1SS UP, but u 2 have to be there and Pete nd Justin
Im sure we'd have a cracker of a night, id even show you all some of my ledgendry moves on the dance floor
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got a sh1tty family party tomorrow, the wifes nan is fecking 95. oh what fun that will be, i will have to give her a kiss and try to miss her big goatie that she has
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i aint like that, we chose our dog as they are very very good with kids, we have brought jake up to respect animals and he does but at the end of the day the dog also has to be good, bob (thats the dog) is excellent with jake, jake now walks home from the nursery holdong bobs lead and the dog will not move away from him and will slow right down so that jake doesnt get pulled by the lead, as soon as i get the lead he is off wandering around at the end of its limit. the dog is now jakes and that how we wanted it, both of them are happy and both love each other.
i know what your on about and those people should be shot not the dogs
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so if i asked you , do you fancy jumping out a plane at 10000ft without a parachute , your answer would depend on wether you'd tried it before
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ive said this for ages but no-one gives enough notice. id have to save up for a cab
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**** that, we could crash at Petes house
Im sure he'd be right with a load of p1ss head crashing at his, he a rough salford lad, im sure he'd be sweet with it, just bung him a bag of chips and BLAM, sorted
Im sure he'd be right with a load of p1ss head crashing at his, he a rough salford lad, im sure he'd be sweet with it, just bung him a bag of chips and BLAM, sorted
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there are a couple that you wouldnt want there though arent there. remember? the one you was telling me about that time that does your head in?
i aint like that, we chose our dog as they are very very good with kids, we have brought jake up to respect animals and he does but at the end of the day the dog also has to be good, bob (thats the dog) is excellent with jake, jake now walks home from the nursery holdong bobs lead and the dog will not move away from him and will slow right down so that jake doesnt get pulled by the lead, as soon as i get the lead he is off wandering around at the end of its limit. the dog is now jakes and that how we wanted it, both of them are happy and both love each other.
i know what your on about and those people should be shot not the dogs
i know what your on about and those people should be shot not the dogs
it sounds like you have it sorted there mr money
cruelty to pets is a big issue with me
and it seems strange to some as my dad was a gamekeeper, so i had a gun as soon as could hold it and killed animals , cut them open etc for years, but strange as it may sound, cruelty was always an issue
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My mums mum was like that too (altho mentally and phisically disabled) she could never remember my name, andf farted like a race horse, funny as ****
God i mis her
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it sounds like you have it sorted there mr money
cruelty to pets is a big issue with me
and it seems strange to some as my dad was a gamekeeper, so i had a gun as soon as could hold it and killed animals , cut them open etc for years, but strange as it may sound, cruelty was always an issue
thing is though some animals need killing, well not really killing its called culling, my mate in work gets paid to do it in scotland
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Tell you waht, im lovin his tune at the minute
YouTube - Sunrise - Simply Red
Has that summer feeel to it, and goes well with beer
YouTube - Sunrise - Simply Red
Has that summer feeel to it, and goes well with beer
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this one is the same, she tellms me the same story every time, she will probably give us our christmas cards tomorrow, she does this every year in case she doesnt make it to december, her words not mine
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Tell you waht, im lovin his tune at the minute
YouTube - Sunrise - Simply Red
Has that summer feeel to it, and goes well with beer
YouTube - Sunrise - Simply Red
Has that summer feeel to it, and goes well with beer
TMF on sky now, some class tunes, **** that ginger tosser off
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Glad i wasnt alone there
I have never had a sane grand parent, that my family spoke too
Id give anything to have an old war time vetren to talk too, as my dads dad was a tw4at and beat him senceless untill the age of 17
he's an old man now tho, and its hard not to feel sorry for him the ****
ANyway..........................