Notices
Northern (England) Northern Meetings & Events

SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:01 PM
  #30121  
speedymonkey's Avatar
speedymonkey
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Default

god i feel pooped
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:02 PM
  #30122  
speedymonkey's Avatar
speedymonkey
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Default

Originally Posted by Anderooo
Nasty trip over the M62 for nothing....

Better luck with the next one.
Bloody hope so, gettin p1ssed off with it tbh
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:05 PM
  #30123  
speedymonkey's Avatar
speedymonkey
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Default

**** it, im going for a power nap before my bro gets here and i have too cook dinner
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:08 PM
  #30124  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

MEN'S ENGLISH


1. I am hungry = I'd like to have sex with you
2. I am sleepy = I'd like to have sex with you
3. I am tired = I'd like to have sex with you
4. Nice dress = I'd like to have sex with you
5. I love you = I'd like to have sex with you
6. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can i meet your mum? = I'd like to have sex with her
12. Can i meet your sister? = I'd like to have sex with her
13. Can i meet your dad? = i want a night off from sex to watch football and get drunk
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:09 PM
  #30125  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

ric was that the passat you posted last night?
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:09 PM
  #30126  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

got to go pick little jake up, see ya later fella's and claire
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:25 PM
  #30127  
speedymonkey's Avatar
speedymonkey
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
ric was that the passat you posted last night?
It was indeed mate, not a great example at all
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:25 PM
  #30128  
speedymonkey's Avatar
speedymonkey
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,006
Likes: 0
From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Default

really is time for some
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:27 PM
  #30129  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

get to bed you gimp
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:39 PM
  #30130  
clsbscooby's Avatar
clsbscooby
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,175
Likes: 0
From: Macclesfield
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
got to go pick little jake up, see ya later fella's and claire

see you tomorrow moneys
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:40 PM
  #30131  
clsbscooby's Avatar
clsbscooby
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,175
Likes: 0
From: Macclesfield
Default

see you all tomorrow off to
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 04:58 PM
  #30132  
Sc00by_Si's Avatar
Sc00by_Si
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,382
Likes: 0
From: WR1 147
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
MEN'S ENGLISH
11. Can i meet your mum? = I'd like to have sex with her
You into MILFs then Ste
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:05 PM
  #30133  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by speedymonkey
It was indeed mate, not a great example at all

looked nice in the pic s as well
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:07 PM
  #30134  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
You into MILFs then Ste

bloody right i am, there not stuck up like thse young girls nowadays, no hanging round they just get what they want an cook you a nice meal. they usually do your ironing as well
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:08 PM
  #30135  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

going to gw on sat si to see that golf if he still has it
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:09 PM
  #30136  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

no mention of the footy from pete???? wonder why???? he was in a box as well apparantly
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:13 PM
  #30137  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

why would i mention it??????? we lost



btw we are CURRENT prem champs......what did you win last season
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:31 PM
  #30138  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

if you go to your trophy room do you have an original or a copy of the european cup. oh an how many times have you been the champ
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:39 PM
  #30139  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
if you go to your trophy room do you have an original or a copy of the european cup. oh an how many times have you been the champ


as you said last night, dont quote history i wasnt that is why i said CURRENT champs


when did you last win the league stop trying to big yourself up now ste face it, the red sh1te (lfc) are at the moment ****
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:41 PM
  #30140  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
if you go to your trophy room do you have an original or a copy of the european cup.

what does that really matter
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:43 PM
  #30141  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

im off out tonight so feel free to try and catch up
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:44 PM
  #30142  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

with your 30 post whoring
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:45 PM
  #30143  
Martin-STI's Avatar
Martin-STI
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,315
Likes: 0
From: With South Manchester And Cheshire Subarus
Default

Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are these things you are on about????????

Trophies???????????????????????


That makes for extra cleaning, you dont want them!!!!!!!!
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:45 PM
  #30144  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

sn is slow tonight
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:46 PM
  #30145  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are these things you are on about????????

Trophies???????????????????????


That makes for extra cleaning, you dont want them!!!!!!!!



it has been that long eh martin


i think your boys will bag a trophy in the next 2 years
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:47 PM
  #30146  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

where have you gone ste
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:48 PM
  #30147  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

we wont be winning the carling cup this year we will leave it to liverpool
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:49 PM
  #30148  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

its the only trophy that they will get a sniff of
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:49 PM
  #30149  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by pete higham
as you said last night, dont quote history i wasnt that is why i said CURRENT champs


when did you last win the league stop trying to big yourself up now ste face it, the red sh1te (lfc) are at the moment ****
ok who is currently unbeaten in the league
Reply
Old Sep 27, 2007 | 05:50 PM
  #30150  
pete higham's Avatar
pete higham
Scooby Regular
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 14,511
Likes: 0
From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Default

i was very pissed last night tho i needed to be
Reply



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:00 PM.