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Old 11 April 2008, 01:03 PM
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Old 11 April 2008, 01:05 PM
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I do believe that was a full page as well all to myself
Old 11 April 2008, 01:06 PM
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ooooooh missed post 11011

thats a palindrome you know
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gonna eat a pie now because I can
Old 11 April 2008, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003

Good money as well, in fact its very good money.
So you can afford to buy my car then!
Old 11 April 2008, 01:52 PM
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Quite happy to bring it to wherever you are if you want to have a look round it.
Old 11 April 2008, 01:54 PM
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And I'll knock a fair few £££'s off it for you being a (honourary) SMACS member.
Old 11 April 2008, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
So you can afford to buy my car then!
are you a car salesman


Not got a job yet though so not in a position to buy at present but if I was I would have been interested in such a fine example

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Old 11 April 2008, 08:34 PM
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very quiet in here tonight
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right then

**** it, im going to watch one missed call
Old 11 April 2008, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I dont wear leather pants thank you


got a stag do next saturday, day at chester races then into liverpool for the evening. Think there is 18+ of us going
you will struggle to get into the nice bars as they have put a stop to gangs of lads, yes even a load of warrington wools in suits wont get it. try some of the usual bars on mathew street like flares, the nice places might not let you in though if you turn up saying there is 18 of you, try splitting up into smaller groups just to get in. it depends on what sort of night out you want though as liverpool is so big you can have loads of different nights
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im shattered, my house insurance has sorted my claim out already, its only for a few things like our wallets and some cash and the babies pram, but they have sorted it in less than a week and the money will be with me next week, i cant reccomend e-sure high enough, my car insurance on the other hand is so far so ****
Old 11 April 2008, 10:24 PM
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AL MURRAY , an audience with


fookin good

and "jodie marsh" is in the audience
Old 11 April 2008, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
then a night out in Liverpool
you and your mates like being mugged when you've been out then
Old 11 April 2008, 10:32 PM
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hey howie, now that you can move scrap cars does it mean your driveway is empty
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im going to bed soon,
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
no beer for me this weekend
oh what a shame

saturday night in val d'isere should be

and the same all week
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Originally Posted by moneys
hey howie, now that you can move scrap cars does it mean your driveway is empty
not quite

it means , your car was'nt stolen


















you forgot that you asked me to scrap it

in your words !!

"its the best thing for the piece of **** , i'm sick of the sight of it"
Old 11 April 2008, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hey howie, now that you can move scrap cars does it mean your driveway is empty
keep it quiet ste!!!!, or adam will be round to take them, he's pretty quick out the blocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? ???????????
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Originally Posted by 51st state
oh what a shame

saturday night in val d'isere should be

and the same all week
bloody hell dont you talk about anything else other than skiing
Old 11 April 2008, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
keep it quiet ste!!!!, or adam will be round to take them, he's pretty quick out the blocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? ???????????
unless its a bath panel being fitted
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Originally Posted by moneys
im going to bed soon,
hurry the **** up
Old 11 April 2008, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
not quite

it means , your car was'nt stolen


















you forgot that you asked me to scrap it

in your words !!

"its the best thing for the piece of **** , i'm sick of the sight of it"

its ok we traded the wifes car in instead of scrapping it, it was in better nick before your mate laid his hands on it
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Originally Posted by 51st state
hurry the **** up
ok mate, move up a bit so i can get in the warm patch
Old 11 April 2008, 10:45 PM
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got loads of running round to do tomorrow includng having a lie in, need to go the gym and also to town to replace some of the stuff that was taken in my car
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you had much dealings with the 2.2 diesel engine howie?
Old 11 April 2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
bloody hell dont you talk about anything else other than skiing
you need to get yourself on one of my skiing trips, i'm sure you would enjoy it


its a world away from this ****

at 6.30am tomorrow, all the **** everyone talks about on here will be in a another galaxy
as they said on "ski sunday" its the best scenery "in the world"
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they sell over 100k of those mondeo's every year yet people say about the clutches failing, if it was that major an issue then you would here a lot more than what you do, also the injectors can fail but they can put that down to the dodgy supermarket fuel
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Originally Posted by moneys
you had much dealings with the 2.2 diesel engine howie?
no, isn't it a PSA unit


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