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24 May 2008, 11:22 PM
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if you worked hard , i was told the scouse unions would get rid of you
24 May 2008, 11:23 PM
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Same here, makes me laugh when i hear di2ks at work moaning about such trivial stuff, its pathetic
My dad gives me a 'look' if im ever off sick (im only ever of when i AM ill) but i still feel like a ***** when he looks at me like that
Like you say, there a dying breed people like that
24 May 2008, 11:24 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:24 PM
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I know what you mean, he's a proper old skool grafter, and it'll be the death of him 
He's 66 and works 6/7 days a week, long hours too, and NEVER has a day off, even if he's ill 
Im goosed after 2 days workin for him, so i have the upmost respect for the guy, works harder than anyone i know
He's 66 and works 6/7 days a week, long hours too, and NEVER has a day off, even if he's ill Im goosed after 2 days workin for him, so i have the upmost respect for the guy, works harder than anyone i know
i also work most days and have 3 jobs
24 May 2008, 11:25 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:27 PM
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If you want a giggle, check this out 
Fekin made me laugh for ages
Make sure you have sound tho
YouTube - Monkey Fart
Fekin made me laugh for ages
Make sure you have sound tho
YouTube - Monkey Fart
24 May 2008, 11:28 PM
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out of all the fellas ive worked with so far on the maintenance id say there is about 3 grafters, the rest just work the head, it only bothers me cos they go on like they run the place and they do **** all
24 May 2008, 11:29 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:34 PM
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If you want a giggle, check this out
Fekin made me laugh for ages
Make sure you have sound tho
YouTube - Monkey Fart
Fekin made me laugh for ages
Make sure you have sound tho
YouTube - Monkey Fart
24 May 2008, 11:36 PM
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At my work we've all just had a job description shake up/reveiw, and one of the fat **** bosses above me turned round (he's a reet lazy **** and does **** ALL
) turned round and said (because they tacked on two things that he already does but wernt on his origanal job description) 'If they want to compensate me in extra earnings for the workload increase ill have to cope with then fine, otherwise im going to the union with this!' 
Feckin dick wad! He does **** ALL ANYWAY, people like that make me sick
W4NKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24 May 2008, 11:38 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:38 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:39 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:39 PM
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At my work we've all just had a job description shake up/reveiw, and one of the fat **** bosses above me turned round (he's a reet lazy **** and does **** ALL
) turned round and said (because they tacked on two things that he already does but wernt on his origanal job description) 'If they want to compensate me in extra earnings for the workload increase ill have to cope with then fine, otherwise im going to the union with this!' Feckin dick wad! He does **** ALL ANYWAY, people like that make me sick
W4NKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
classic one's them, they do my head in. fecking union this union that, they only call for them cos they aint inteligent enough to sort out there own issues the feckin muppets
24 May 2008, 11:41 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:41 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:44 PM
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took the dog for a groomin today, he needed his nails cutting as he keeps catching the baby by accident when the baby is swinging on him. the kennels were fecking gorgeous, that is one business i could happily do in my later years
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24 May 2008, 11:46 PM
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i could do with a good night out but i just cant be bothered, my next night out is in july when 8 of us go to see deacon blue and have a good drink before an after
24 May 2008, 11:47 PM
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kids should be taught not to use animals as play things
your baby should not be swinging on him
NOT ON!!
24 May 2008, 11:48 PM
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24 May 2008, 11:50 PM
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the reason he is doing it is becuase he is hugging him, he does it all the time and the dog loves it, when i come in now the dog goes straight up to him and jake gives him a big hug or kiss, the dog and jake get on exactly how we want to and jake does not hurt or wind him up in anyway, its when the dog gives him his paw or something, as it was the nail that is up out the way that was really sharp
24 May 2008, 11:50 PM
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Feckin ell Ste,. its a dog, sounds lijke it gets pampered to ****
Do you personally clipp its claggy *** hairs
Please tell me you dont sniff your fingers afterwards
Do you personally clipp its claggy *** hairs
Please tell me you dont sniff your fingers afterwards