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Mar 4, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Every time an Air 2000 plane took off around the world it sent a message to the office with all the details (passengers, crew, fuel loads, destination etc) and it was my job to log them on a big board so that if a replacement plane or crew was needed they knew where to find one.
I was only 15 at the time.
Mar 4, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
9/11 ended all that sort of thing though.
Mar 4, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
TumTeeTumTeeTum.
(Taps fingers rythmically on desk)
Mar 4, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Not been on Amita for a while.
Think I'll go read that.
Laters.
Mar 4, 2008 | 04:41 PM
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From: Manchester ish
had a nandos this afternoon
Mar 4, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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From: Manchester ish
was gonna sleep, but once I got home I thought **** it
Mar 4, 2008 | 07:24 PM
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busy day today,
loooks like its going tobe mad all week
been to look at 12 motorbikes this evening
will have to do some juggling to find space for them if i buy them
Mar 4, 2008 | 07:26 PM
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6 pitbikes
5 scooters
1 honda , old cb500 i think
12 piles of ****
**** nows what i'm going todo with them
Mar 4, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
hello, god im p1ssed off
goodbye
Mar 5, 2008 | 06:16 AM
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morning numptys
Mar 5, 2008 | 06:17 AM
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wonder where all the spammers have gone
Mar 5, 2008 | 06:22 AM
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moneys
hello, god im p1ssed off
goodbye
whats up mr money
that chest infection still got a grip of you
blame pete higham he's been carrying it for the last 2 months, spreading it far and wide
Mar 5, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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From: Manchester ish
morning all
Mar 5, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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From: Manchester ish
Ive had smelly farts for the past 4 days, getting out of control
Mar 5, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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From: Manchester ish
tend to let them go in the office as well just before women walk through
not good for street cred
(I do enjoy the smell of them though
)
Mar 5, 2008 | 08:26 AM
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From: Manchester ish
cant beat a smelly fart on heated leather seats
Tends to add to the aroma
Mar 5, 2008 | 08:26 AM
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From: Manchester ish
im gonna do a bit now
(well im gonna have a cup of tea and some porridge)
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
What a cr@p morning it's been.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:47 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Had to wait 5 minutes til the windows defrosted - I refuse to use warm water from the kettle - that's just stoopid.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Dee's van doesn't get warm til she hits the M62 on the other side of the M60.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
There must be something wrong with it.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Thermostat sticking? Heater matrix blocked?
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Mar 5, 2008 | 01:56 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
My MKii Golf suffered from that once. Flushed it out and then nearly melted the plastic vents it worked so well.
Mar 5, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Oh well. Lunchtime over.
See you soon.
Mar 5, 2008 | 04:49 PM
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From: At work!!!
Mar 5, 2008 | 05:37 PM
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From: at the end ov the rainbow
Mar 5, 2008 | 05:43 PM
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From: At work!!!
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stressymare
hi Daz
hows the back ??
Very sore had physio the other day my pelvis was out of line so she put that back and worked on my bulging disc. i was feeling good after the treatment but today its bad.
Back to work tomorrow
Hows you?
Mar 5, 2008 | 06:13 PM
.......*SMACS*...........
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
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paulthejambo
Had to wait 5 minutes til the windows defrosted - I refuse to use warm water from the kettle - that's just stoopid.
Use your bucket for washing the car fill with luke warm water - use a jug and bingo job done