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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:55 PM
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im good with a laminate wood saw

otherwise known as a jigsaw for ***** sake i can use a knife with my tea but it dont make me a samurai expert does it
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
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evening pete
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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washed my car before for the first time since adam lent it, he was the last person to wash my car which was last year
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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where is pete?
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 08:58 PM
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15k for a boxter s, bet pete is tempted, he loves them
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:00 PM
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5th gear is gettin better, mind you it couldnt get worse, tom ford and that other young pr1ck need to be shot though, and vbh shoud get her norks out every now and then or she can **** off as well
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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sorry bout your news justin, keep your chin up and your eyes open mate, something will always turn up and you never know it may be miles better
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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i think that if i was to find a good one, id have a M3
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:02 PM
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dont think id have any other BM though than the M series
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:02 PM
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the rest are all a bit gay if you ask me
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:04 PM
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otherwise known as a jigsaw for ***** sake i can use a knife with my tea but it dont make me a samurai expert does it
feckin amateur

there is a proper hand saw for better cuts
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:04 PM
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id certainly never buy a merc, howie probably would though
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:05 PM
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do you work at the jaguar side ste?
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
feckin amateur

there is a proper hand saw for better cuts

what? a junior hacksaw
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
do you work at the jaguar side ste?

of what?
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what? a junior hacksaw
and you wonder why you waste so much laminate
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at halewood
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
and you wonder why you waste so much laminate

i dont waste anything, i use the odd bits under the couch that way no-one knows any difference
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there was a line down today as they ran out of material. i had to arrange 2000ltrs of product to get there this afternoon
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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stock control must be sh1te
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
15k for a boxter s, bet pete is tempted, he loves them

not a feckin chance mate






































i wouldnt get my 6 foot level in it
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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gonna sit and watch golden compas in a min see if it is any good
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
at halewood

there isnt a jag side, both cars go down the same line, well they do in the trim, i work in the maintenance department, basically i hit things with a hammer, bit like pete but i know how hard to hit whereas pete just whacks away like daniel son on karate kid putting nails in the fence
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
where is pete?

im here
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:10 PM
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L24 9BJ is the postcode
i know the other ford is L24 9LE
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there was a line down today as they ran out of material. i had to arrange 2000ltrs of product to get there this afternoon

i wasnt in work today, they will pay shed loads of money to get the parts in asap, they will fly parts from all over europe if it means the line keeps running, if its a supliers fault they will get billed mega money. talking 10' of thousands of pounds here not buttons, suppliers have gone bust because of it
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evening all

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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i wasnt in work today, they will pay shed loads of money to get the parts in asap, they will fly parts from all over europe if it means the line keeps running, if its a supliers fault they will get billed mega money. talking 10' of thousands of pounds here not buttons, suppliers have gone bust because of it
think bp will be okay
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:12 PM
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evening stressy
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Old Jan 28, 2008 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
stock control must be sh1te

you'd be suprised what its like mate, the systems they have in place mean that they only have the minimum stock at the factory to keep down on the storage costs. its a bit more detailed than that but your not clever enough to understand
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