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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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Every time an Air 2000 plane took off around the world it sent a message to the office with all the details (passengers, crew, fuel loads, destination etc) and it was my job to log them on a big board so that if a replacement plane or crew was needed they knew where to find one.

I was only 15 at the time.
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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9/11 ended all that sort of thing though.
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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TumTeeTumTeeTum.

(Taps fingers rythmically on desk)
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 01:36 PM
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Not been on Amita for a while.

Think I'll go read that.

Laters.
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 04:41 PM
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had a nandos this afternoon
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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was gonna sleep, but once I got home I thought **** it
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 07:24 PM
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busy day today,
loooks like its going tobe mad all week

been to look at 12 motorbikes this evening

will have to do some juggling to find space for them if i buy them
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 07:26 PM
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6 pitbikes
5 scooters
1 honda , old cb500 i think


12 piles of ****
**** nows what i'm going todo with them
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Old Mar 4, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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hello, god im p1ssed off goodbye
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 06:16 AM
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morning numptys
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 06:17 AM
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wonder where all the spammers have gone
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hello, god im p1ssed off goodbye
whats up mr money

that chest infection still got a grip of you

blame pete higham he's been carrying it for the last 2 months, spreading it far and wide
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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morning all
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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Ive had smelly farts for the past 4 days, getting out of control
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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tend to let them go in the office as well just before women walk through


not good for street cred


(I do enjoy the smell of them though )
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:26 AM
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cant beat a smelly fart on heated leather seats

Tends to add to the aroma
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 08:26 AM
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im gonna do a bit now


(well im gonna have a cup of tea and some porridge)
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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What a cr@p morning it's been.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:47 PM
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Not helped by the fact that our neighbour has halfinched our ice scraper.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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Had to wait 5 minutes til the windows defrosted - I refuse to use warm water from the kettle - that's just stoopid.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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Bloody good heaters on my car though.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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Dee's van doesn't get warm til she hits the M62 on the other side of the M60.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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There must be something wrong with it.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Thermostat sticking? Heater matrix blocked?

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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:56 PM
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My MKii Golf suffered from that once. Flushed it out and then nearly melted the plastic vents it worked so well.


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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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Oh well. Lunchtime over.

See you soon.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 04:49 PM
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evening all hope everyone had a better day than me, I hate computers
At least its Thursdays meet tomorrow
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 05:37 PM
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hi Daz

hows the back ??
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hi Daz

hows the back ??
Very sore had physio the other day my pelvis was out of line so she put that back and worked on my bulging disc. i was feeling good after the treatment but today its bad.

Back to work tomorrow

Hows you?
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Had to wait 5 minutes til the windows defrosted - I refuse to use warm water from the kettle - that's just stoopid.
Use your bucket for washing the car fill with luke warm water - use a jug and bingo job done
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