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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:38 PM
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Our next door neighbour's German Shepherd is having to go. He nipped a mate that was visiting (and visits on a regular basis).
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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He's being taken on by a guy who trains them for the police and security firms.
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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He'll make an awesome guard dog too - he's as big as a small horse!
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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Although his bark isn't as good as our Rotty.
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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She can set off car alarms when she's on one.
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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Great when there are scallies congregating outside the house and you just happen to "accidentally" to let her into the garden for a wee.
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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Afternoon Paul and Andy
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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**** themselves and run off usually.
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Do they not show the Currys advert in Chester??

they do, but chester people are too posh to shop there
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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And if that doesn't work I'll let the Yorkshire Terrier out too. He thinks he's a Rottweiler!
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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my dogs got a fierce bark for such a little thing
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
they do, but chester people are too posh to shop there
LOL.

Afternoon to you too.
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
my dogs got a fierce bark for such a little thing
What breed?
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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Escapa!

For when you are bored at work.

Speaking of which.....
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wonder if scoobynet will be faster after
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
What breed?
English springer spaniel, just turned 2 and not yet fully grown (in mental capacity or physical attributes!)
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 01:58 PM
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hello and goodbye, im off to work now, i noticed the mistake at the top of the page as well paul, numpty's
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
English springer spaniel, just turned 2 and not yet fully grown (in mental capacity or physical attributes!)

they do say that dogs are like there owners mine is a ladies dog
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evening all

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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 06:48 PM
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kin ell, came home from work and the dog had got herself lodged between the stair rails and was hanging down, pool of blood on the floor and a load of saliva. Shes at the vets now having an extra and put on a drip. She isnt using her back legs either

Hope she pulls through, thank god we have got the pet insurance
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
kin ell, came home from work and the dog had got herself lodged between the stair rails and was hanging down, pool of blood on the floor and a load of saliva. Shes at the vets now having an extra and put on a drip. She isnt using her back legs either

Hope she pulls through, thank god we have got the pet insurance
**** me im sorry to hear that hope shes ok
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bloody vet bills arnt cheap either

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cheers guys, its strange was on about dogs earlier with paulthejambo then I come home to find the dog hanging. Spoke with the vet since the posting, not looking great

Hows the parrot svs?
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cheers guys, its strange was on about dogs earlier with paulthejambo then I come home to find the dog hanging. Spoke with the vet since the posting, not looking great

Hows the parrot svs?

that is really **** news mate
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 08:15 PM
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evenin pete
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Old Feb 6, 2008 | 09:21 PM
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evenin
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cheers guys, its strange was on about dogs earlier with paulthejambo then I come home to find the dog hanging. Spoke with the vet since the posting, not looking great

Hows the parrot svs?
Shes getting better each day thanks - my vets bill stands at £250 almost with a visit on friday due god knows how much more - im curently weighing up insurance works out about £10 per month

hope things improve for you Jay - pets become one of the family and you would pay whatever to get them better
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Old Feb 7, 2008 | 06:18 AM
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insurance is definately worth it, thanks for the kind comments
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Old Feb 7, 2008 | 06:22 AM
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Hope the Dog is OK

morning
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Old Feb 7, 2008 | 06:22 AM
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I see a certain thread got deleted!!
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