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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 01:43 AM
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I cant sleep - worried about my parrot shes not well Vets have kept her in for 2 nights they think its lead poisoning

I should of also got her insured as vets bills are already £150
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 02:13 AM
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 09:46 AM
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Hmmmmmm thats actually got similar lines to my calibra. If it was just a bit sleeker and in black
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
I cant sleep - worried about my parrot shes not well Vets have kept her in for 2 nights they think its lead poisoning

I should of also got her insured as vets bills are already £150
hope your feathery friend pulls through mate

I like parrots, the women across the road from me has an African Grey, its a feisty little thing and it taps its foot too
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 11:55 AM
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charlie pretends to like you then trys to bite your feckin fingers off


hope she gets better soon mate
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 12:05 PM
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im having fun in genaral with a nugget who cant handle life
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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Thanks chaps - just been to see her this morning as she still cant come home as she isnt eating on her own yet there feeding here with a tube - shes looking slightly better then she did but its damn quiet in the house the bill so far is almost £200 I should of took insurance out when we got her
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 03:27 PM
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glad she seems to be picking up
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Old Feb 2, 2008 | 04:13 PM
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 01:13 AM
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Crikey no posts
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Crikey no posts
morning justin
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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Morning Andy I went to bed after that post

Just rang vets this morning shes still not eating so another night in there
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 04:58 PM
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Hope the parrot is ok amigo. We have 7 animals in this house and only the rottweiler is insured. Hope this doesn't come out wrong but I bet if you did have insurance she'd never get ill. It's always the way.

Fingers crossed for you.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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Went to the driving range this afternoon. I was hitting well.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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Dee had a go too. First time she's swung a club.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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She's bloody good too.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:04 PM
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By the end of the session she was hitting a 3 wood regularly between 125 and 150 yards.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:05 PM
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I put it down to my excellent tuition.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:06 PM
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Didn't Gav used to be semi-pro?
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:06 PM
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Maybe I should look into a new career!
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:07 PM
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Getting paid to teach people to play golf.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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One of my brother's mates teaches at Mottram Hall Hotel. He couldn't keep any job down as he was always playing golf. Now he gets paid to play it.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:09 PM
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My brother is a legend.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:10 PM
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He spotted two Michelin Pilot's coming off a Mondeo that were the same size as my track/winter wheels.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:11 PM
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They've only done about 6000 miles.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:12 PM
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One of them had a puncture which was easily fixed but the guy wanted the pair of them replaced so ordered two new ones.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:14 PM
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The garage gets them at £90 each trade!

Bit of a rip off when I got my 18" Goodyears for £75/corner.

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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:15 PM
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On the same day he also found an Avon in the right size too.
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Old Feb 3, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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All I've got to do is source one tyre and I've got 4 new (nearly) for the price of one.
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