NO

 

morning mr botch it

 

 

when

 

morning ste. the pc is fooked so i robbed my dads laptop for a while

 

thanks jay, classic example there, you was sounding a bit down and sad , then BANG i post and your happy and jumping round

 

just keep it an tell him you was held up at gunpoint, you did your best but unfortunatly you couldnt fight them off, say there was 10 of them, he'll feel sorry for you and never ask about it again, sorted

 

will give you a clue, first name is Santa

 

he aint getting it back anyway, its mine all mine

 

got to go do some grouting, done some last night but still got a fair bit to do, its mainly the stupid bits under the dishwasher and the washing machine, i did the fridge last night, never done grouting before as the wife usually does it its a piece of p1ss though

 

possesion is 9 tenths of the law remember

 

always happy me ste well most times. Got a feeling my next job will pay 6k more

 

is it santa eulalia in ibiza??????

 

i love being happy, cant beat walking round smiling and saying good morning to people in a really cheery voice, it really scares them. i hate miserable people they get you down

 

the laptop is better cos i can sit in comfort instead of sitting on the computer chair, it hurts my back , and with the baby kicking sh+t out of me, i can only stand it for 10 mins

 

All the time, just now I am juggling with 2 open browsers finding out an answer to a disc labelling problem on my home pc, taken one weird phone call from a haulier who was asking about squirrels and various aquatic animals

 

no

 

i did our kitchen floor myself, but never got round to grouting it and its still the same 6 years later

 

you preggers

 

Ste, for a bit of ammo, why dont you start the next smacs thread meeting post, and then casually mention it later on here that it is yet something else you have had to do

 

yes i am

 

bloody hell an there was me thinking danny was a proper DIY man

 

i did, haha i think thats what sent andy over the edge

 

morning smacs

 

I havent grouted under my fridge. No one will see it anyway

 

morning scoobysportjay

 

under the cooker is done but no were else and there is still 4 tiles by the back door that never got laid cos i got bored with doing it

 

danny dosent do anything, you have to fake a nervous breakdown for him to get off his ***

 

morning jay. did you get my pm the other day?

 

thats just lazy do you not paint or paper behind cupboards either