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Old 12 November 2007, 12:30 PM
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Go on Jay i will provide the stuff for You to do both of them.
Old 12 November 2007, 12:33 PM
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I thought i read you was in the mood for loads of spamming Jay, what went wrong
Old 12 November 2007, 12:42 PM
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Afternoon all, stuck in work doing a mountain of filing again (speedy wrote)


Isn't that a job for the office junior Rick is there something you ain't told us?
Old 12 November 2007, 12:43 PM
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its early days yet Donna, early days
Old 12 November 2007, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
Afternoon all, stuck in work doing a mountain of filing again (speedy wrote)


Isn't that a job for the office junior Rick is there something you ain't told us?
probably sent an abusive text to his boss after too many wife beaters and white zifandels
Old 12 November 2007, 12:46 PM
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thought you had given up Jay
Old 12 November 2007, 12:48 PM
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Filing that is definately the bottom of the ladder, or as you say he's well upset the boss
Old 12 November 2007, 12:54 PM
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Just gone outside for a *** and noticed a glass in the garden. Curiosity got the better of me, so i looked inside the glass.
The kids have half filled it with salt and collected slugs from the garden, and melted them How nice.
Old 12 November 2007, 12:55 PM
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nice kids Donna
Old 12 November 2007, 12:56 PM
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just get them an ant farm for christmas, hours of fun
Old 12 November 2007, 12:59 PM
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i have found out today I can get litre bottles of Italian wine for £3 per bottle may have to *sample* a few
Old 12 November 2007, 01:00 PM
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They put it at the side of the back door, wait till they come home from school. I am going to kill them
Old 12 November 2007, 01:01 PM
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missus decided she wants to sell the take thats tickets on ebay now she is preggers so will have a look to see what they are going for
Old 12 November 2007, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
They put it at the side of the back door, wait till they come home from school. I am going to kill them
for their tea, simply spread a few lettuce leaves (coloured ones as well if you are posh ) with a few of the half disolved slugs hidden within.

I like to call that dish, slimy slug surprise.
Old 12 November 2007, 01:03 PM
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Stopping smoking tomorrow, not looking forward to it at all
Old 12 November 2007, 01:04 PM
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if you are worried about the sodium intake, then simply add vinegar
Old 12 November 2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
Stopping smoking tomorrow, not looking forward to it at all
I know a bloke who stopped, he used the nicorette type patches
Old 12 November 2007, 01:05 PM
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That is disgusting Jay would you like me to save them for you. They look like well cooked mushrooms
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he actually put one on his bum
Old 12 November 2007, 01:06 PM
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his reasons for it was that it stops puffs
Old 12 November 2007, 01:06 PM
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I am on Champix for stopping only had 3 so far in 7 hours
Old 12 November 2007, 01:06 PM
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Old 12 November 2007, 01:07 PM
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here's a tip for you.

Never paint a wall with a roller whilst wearing a nice watch
Old 12 November 2007, 01:07 PM
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I tried the patches and stuck them in the same place only because they itched like hell
Old 12 November 2007, 01:08 PM
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my watch now has speckled "mauve" on it.

Comes off easily enough on the watch face, however the brown leather strap is a whole different story!
Old 12 November 2007, 01:09 PM
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how come you are not at work
but you get up so early
have you gone ,ad
Old 12 November 2007, 01:09 PM
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just found out some take that tickets went for £250 last week on that well known auction site
Old 12 November 2007, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by donnas roo
how come you are not at work
but you get up so early
have you gone ,ad
I am at work
Old 12 November 2007, 01:10 PM
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Mauve spots hey, have you seen the doctor about it
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