Go on Jay i will provide the stuff for You to do both of them.

 

I thought i read you was in the mood for loads of spamming Jay, what went wrong

 

Afternoon all, stuck in work doing a mountain of filing again (speedy wrote)


Isn't that a job for the office junior Rick is there something you ain't told us?

 

its early days yet Donna, early days

 

probably sent an abusive text to his boss after too many wife beaters and white zifandels

 

thought you had given up Jay

 

Filing that is definately the bottom of the ladder, or as you say he's well upset the boss

 

Just gone outside for a *** and noticed a glass in the garden. Curiosity got the better of me, so i looked inside the glass.
The kids have half filled it with salt and collected slugs from the garden, and melted them How nice.

 

nice kids Donna

 

just get them an ant farm for christmas, hours of fun

 

i have found out today I can get litre bottles of Italian wine for £3 per bottle may have to *sample* a few

 

They put it at the side of the back door, wait till they come home from school. I am going to kill them

 

missus decided she wants to sell the take thats tickets on ebay now she is preggers so will have a look to see what they are going for

 

for their tea, simply spread a few lettuce leaves (coloured ones as well if you are posh ) with a few of the half disolved slugs hidden within.

I like to call that dish, slimy slug surprise.

 

Stopping smoking tomorrow, not looking forward to it at all

 

if you are worried about the sodium intake, then simply add vinegar

 

I know a bloke who stopped, he used the nicorette type patches

 

That is disgusting Jay would you like me to save them for you. They look like well cooked mushrooms

 

he actually put one on his bum

 

his reasons for it was that it stops puffs

 

I am on Champix for stopping only had 3 so far in 7 hours

 

 

here's a tip for you.

Never paint a wall with a roller whilst wearing a nice watch

 

I tried the patches and stuck them in the same place only because they itched like hell

 

my watch now has speckled "mauve" on it.

Comes off easily enough on the watch face, however the brown leather strap is a whole different story!

 

how come you are not at work
but you get up so early
have you gone ,ad

 

just found out some take that tickets went for £250 last week on that well known auction site

 

I am at work

 

Mauve spots hey, have you seen the doctor about it

 

and before you ask

Effective
Time
Management