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12 November 2007, 01:11 PM
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Mauve spots hey, have you seen the doctor about it
yes, he said I should be more worried about the red and yellow ones around my ****
12 November 2007, 01:11 PM
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The neightbour has just come round for her afternoon moan, she is driving me nuts.
12 November 2007, 01:12 PM
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and thats a corner
12 November 2007, 01:13 PM
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The neightbour has just come round for her afternoon moan, she is driving me nuts.
treat her to a nice salad
12 November 2007, 01:15 PM
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How the hell do you work out this corner crap
I have shown her the kids creation, and she gone home now
I can't think why
12 November 2007, 01:15 PM
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or just kick her head in
12 November 2007, 01:16 PM
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this "corner crap" is the sign of a true poster
Also generally it is 30 posts per page
12 November 2007, 01:17 PM
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Can't do that she is 70 year old, i feel like i am still at work, looking afet the old biddies
12 November 2007, 01:17 PM
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maybe you can get your kids to do a daily creation, then when mrs annoying comes around to moan, just simply show her the latest creation. within a 4 day period she will simply not bother, her house will go up for sale and within a short period of time you can look forward to friendly new neighbours
12 November 2007, 01:18 PM
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and how do you know which is the 30th one
12 November 2007, 01:20 PM
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Not a bad idea Jay, she normally has a ***, so i don't think i will see that much of her from tomorrow.
If that isn't a great insentive to stop i don't know what is.
12 November 2007, 01:21 PM
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Can't do that she is 70 year old, i feel like i am still at work, looking afet the old biddies
2nd alternative then is to simply pi$$ in a jar and pour it on your drive a few hours before she is due. She will then proceed to slip in this frozen urine thus landing on her back in the frozen pile. This will then defrost with her body heat and proceed to smell her clothes. You can then say to her oops you seem to have had more than one accident (do this whilst holding you nose for best effect), she will then be too embarressed to come round again.
To continue this, do the odd check up on her at her home
12 November 2007, 01:22 PM
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and how do you know which is the 30th one
off course your only joking arent you
There is a post count on the right hand side of each post
12 November 2007, 01:23 PM
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That is really evil, even i ain't that mean
12 November 2007, 01:23 PM
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next a corner is at 41881
12 November 2007, 01:25 PM
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That is really evil, even i ain't that mean
*** Disclaimer ***
during the filming of this video, no elderly people were hurt and all stunts were carried out by qualified elderley stunt people
12 November 2007, 01:26 PM
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clsbscooby will probably be along in a few mins, usually pops up around this time
12 November 2007, 01:26 PM
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then I reckon scooby si will pop along within a few mins.
12 November 2007, 01:27 PM
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I know, i was only joking,
12 November 2007, 01:27 PM
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he was on top again earlier
12 November 2007, 01:28 PM
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12 November 2007, 01:28 PM
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hello peeps
12 November 2007, 01:28 PM
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scoobyverysoon usually pops up around this time as well
12 November 2007, 01:29 PM
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Do you realise how sad that sounds Jay, you must put a fair few hours in on this site to know all the rooutines
12 November 2007, 01:29 PM
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and of course Andy S usually pops in with the odd post around this time as well
12 November 2007, 01:29 PM
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afternoon Andy
12 November 2007, 01:30 PM
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12 November 2007, 01:30 PM
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Do you realise how sad that sounds Jay, you must put a fair few hours in on this site to know all the rooutines
would rather do it at work though than at home
12 November 2007, 01:32 PM
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Afternoon Guys & Girls
Anyone want to clean my car for me please
Why, hasn't it been cleaned for half an hour
Only joking Donna
12 November 2007, 01:32 PM
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I am bored and thats my excuse, i have been at work all morning, and going back later on, i don't get to go on here that often