f1_fan

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This thread is needs the 'Very funny' removing from its title.

How is 'F**k off Shearer', for example, in any way funny?

Football fans! Weird!!

Mifo

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Maybe it was funny back in the day when it was posted

Fat Boy

and then the next year he sent them this little postcard...

tedmacdougall

6-0 down at home to Huddersfield, we were enjoying the evening

When 5-0 down:
"Let's pretend we
let's pretend we
let's pretend we scored a goal" followed by goal celebrations

When the sixth went in we celebrated it as if it were our own

When we had a tame shot on target:
"De de de de
Shot on target"

When we hit the bar:
"We hit the bar
You ain't"

Along with
"The football league is upside down
The football league is upside down
We're at the top, not the bottom
The football league is upside down"

"You've only scored six
You've only scored six
How **** must you feel?
You've only scored six"

Will

He must be bored or can't get a erection, holly fooking thread resurrection!

Dave Rowlands

Sung to the tune of yellow submarine, I nearly cried the first time I heard it.

In the town where I was born,
Lived a man called Peter Reid.
and he told us of his life
in a cage with chimpanzees.

Peter Reid's got a f**king monkies head
a f**king monkies head
a f**king monkies head.
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet,
bananas with his feet,
bananas with his feet.

LSherratt

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8 year old thread That's the only thing I find funny about this thread!!

thenewgalaxy

Heard at Birmingham

To West Brom in 2005

"I'd rather have a steamboat than Kanu
I'd rather have a steamboat than Kanu
I'd rather have a steamboat,
rather have a steamboat,
rather have a steamboat than Kanu"

Which quickly became

"I'd rather ******* drown than have Kanu"

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Whenever we play West Brom or Wolves

"We hate Villa more than you!"

And sometimes at away games the fans stand on a chair and point with both hands, vociferously singing at everyone else in the away end - it can get really funny

"I hate Villa more than you!"

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Another verse of "in your Liverpool slums"

You **** in the shower
You **** in the bath
Finger your gran
And you think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

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When Fabrice Muamba played for us

Muamba woaaaaah
Muamba woaaaaah
He was a refugee
He's ******* quality

...
He came from Highbury
To play for Brum City

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There are so many chants I've heard and forgotten over the years that are funny at the time but rather unconstructive, and I've heard some shocking ones from fans of other clubs (and not so shocking ones but still a bit woah from ours) but generally the better chants are very witty and incredibly amusing - and sometimes even appear to influence the game!

silver-sub

Sung to the tune of London bridge is falling down

Bradford city is ******


And

Your just a town full of pakis a town full of pakis

davyboy

Hilarious......