Very funny football chants
30 January 2006, 01:50 PM
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Very funny football chants
Some real good un's in here 
(and I'm not a football fan). Be advised that some of the topic matter is a little robust, as one might expect, so don't read if easily offended.
Some you may have heard before, but some crackers to!!
Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
United
the other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
**************************************
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
**************************************
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
***************************************
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
***************************************
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
***************************************
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
***************************************
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for,
well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
****************************************
West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we'r up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions..............cha mpions
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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like
the
idea of a swear word in his song.
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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
***************************************
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad
***************************************
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews...
Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland
***************************************
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
***************************************
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
your
dad
****************************************
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just
can't,
He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
**************************************
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed
with Schizophrenia.
(and I'm not a football fan). Be advised that some of the topic matter is a little robust, as one might expect, so don't read if easily offended.Some you may have heard before, but some crackers to!!
Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
United
the other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
**************************************
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
**************************************
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
***************************************
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
***************************************
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
***************************************
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
***************************************
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for,
well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
****************************************
West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we'r up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions..............cha mpions
***************************************
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like
the
idea of a swear word in his song.
**************************************
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
***************************************
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad
***************************************
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews...
Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland
***************************************
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
***************************************
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
your
dad
****************************************
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just
can't,
He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
**************************************
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed
with Schizophrenia.
30 January 2006, 02:12 PM
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may i suggest you order my new CD box set of
"gregorian football chants" K-Tel label
it is a 3 disc compilation of all your favourite songs from the terraces performed with a traditional monastic feel...
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30 January 2006, 02:17 PM
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Recently went to the City Ground to watch Oldham v Forest, Latics fans start chanting
Your not famous anymore
Your not famous anymore
etc
To be returned with the chant
You'll never be famous anymore
You'll never be famous anymore
Was greeted in good jest and a few chuckles.
Your not famous anymore
Your not famous anymore
etc
To be returned with the chant
You'll never be famous anymore
You'll never be famous anymore
Was greeted in good jest and a few chuckles.
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30 January 2006, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by crazybri
lol a pretty recent man u 1.
Build a bonfire, buid a bonfire,
put the scousers on the top.
put city in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot.
Build a bonfire, buid a bonfire,
put the scousers on the top.
put city in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot.
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in your liverepool slums...............
your mum's on the game
and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job
'cos your to ****in' thick...........
in your liverpool slums...........
you go to the dustbin
for something to eat
you find a dead cat
and you think it's a treat..........
in your liverpool slums..........
or nowich to chels
we've got a super cook.............
you've got a russian crook.............
and back......
down with the soufle........
you're going down with the soufle.........
your mum's on the game
and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job
'cos your to ****in' thick...........
in your liverpool slums...........
you go to the dustbin
for something to eat
you find a dead cat
and you think it's a treat..........
in your liverpool slums..........
or nowich to chels
we've got a super cook.............
you've got a russian crook.............
and back......
down with the soufle........
you're going down with the soufle.........
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Originally Posted by Scoobless
in your liverepool slums...............
your mum's on the game
and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job
'cos your to ****in' thick...........
in your liverpool slums...........
you go to the dustbin
for something to eat
you find a dead cat
and you think it's a treat..........
in your liverpool slums..........
or nowich to chels
we've got a super cook.............
you've got a russian crook.............
and back......
down with the soufle........
you're going down with the soufle.........
your mum's on the game
and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job
'cos your to ****in' thick...........
in your liverpool slums...........
you go to the dustbin
for something to eat
you find a dead cat
and you think it's a treat..........
in your liverpool slums..........
or nowich to chels
we've got a super cook.............
you've got a russian crook.............
and back......
down with the soufle........
you're going down with the soufle.........
I thought Chelsea sang back.....
"We've got Abramovich.........
You've got a drunken bitch......."
yup thats it
30 January 2006, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
***************************************
Last year around Christmas time, Toon vs Everton:
Feed the Scouser's
Let them know it's Christnas time
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Spurs fans singing about Ledley King
You can stick Sol Campbell up your ****
You can stick Sol Campbell up your ****
Cause we've got Ledley
We've got Ledley
We've got Ledley at the back
And Spurs to the Everton fans earlier this year.
Champions League, Your having a laugh
Champions League, Your having a laugh
And then when they missed a sitter
Premiership, Your having a laugh
Premiership, Your having a laugh
You can stick Sol Campbell up your ****
You can stick Sol Campbell up your ****
Cause we've got Ledley
We've got Ledley
We've got Ledley at the back
And Spurs to the Everton fans earlier this year.
Champions League, Your having a laugh
Champions League, Your having a laugh
And then when they missed a sitter
Premiership, Your having a laugh
Premiership, Your having a laugh
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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
First heard at SJP back in March 1996 when the Toon were top of the EPL and West Ham United fans came back with the retort. Big cheers and a round of applause for the visitors. We won 3-0.
Sunderland fans couldn't come up with an original chant if they tried...
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
First heard at SJP back in March 1996 when the Toon were top of the EPL and West Ham United fans came back with the retort. Big cheers and a round of applause for the visitors. We won 3-0.
Sunderland fans couldn't come up with an original chant if they tried...
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Originally Posted by Castrol
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
First heard at SJP back in March 1996 when the Toon were top of the EPL and West Ham United fans came back with the retort. Big cheers and a round of applause for the visitors. We won 3-0.
Sunderland fans couldn't come up with an original chant if they tried...
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
First heard at SJP back in March 1996 when the Toon were top of the EPL and West Ham United fans came back with the retort. Big cheers and a round of applause for the visitors. We won 3-0.
Sunderland fans couldn't come up with an original chant if they tried...
One for Pete, You're just a small town in Yorkshire
30 January 2006, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed
with Schizophrenia.
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed
with Schizophrenia.
30 January 2006, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
Bit of a favourite :
My old man said be a man u fan, but i said **** off you're a ****
My old man said be a man u fan, but i said **** off you're a ****
My old man said be a Luton fan, **** off, bollocks, your a ****.
30 January 2006, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
I love that Andy Goram one ....... just cracked up reading that.
Gary
Gary
Still, you have to admire their creativity -if not their sensitivity- it was very funny!
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30 January 2006, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Swen6
My old man said be a Luton fan, **** off, bollocks, your a ****.
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30 January 2006, 08:09 PM
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Scotland - Norway last year.
Save the Whale
Save the Whale
Save the Whale
or at the end of the 1-3 victory in Slovenia. Scotland fans singing
Can we play you every week
Can we play you every week
Can we play yoou every week
Save the Whale
Save the Whale
Save the Whale
or at the end of the 1-3 victory in Slovenia. Scotland fans singing
Can we play you every week
Can we play you every week
Can we play yoou every week
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one tomas repka, there's only one tomas repka.. along with the can we play you every week, golden oldie.
(hello ipski)
sang as your mob were gettin done 4-1 at our place (and we couldn't score from the spot...TWICE)
and for a certain dennis wise
wiiisey.. wiiisey.. he's only 5 foot 4 he'll break your fekkin jaw