Calm down Apple

Anyone who has had the unfortunate experience of hearing me voice my opinions on Porsches will know that I don't care much for them. Fair enough, it's a free (ish) country and I'm entitled to my opinion

Well...

I've just been out in this...


Apparently it's a 996 Carrera 4, looks like a Beetle with a roof chop to me.



And you know what...











Nothing's changed. Still hate the things. I thought this may have been the moment when the clouds parted and a bolt of bright light shone down and showed me the error of my ways, but nope! I've felt bigger stirrings watching Vanessa Feltz. Sorry to anyone this may offend (Hope Hawk doesn't see this ) but I can think of a few hundred cars that would be above this on my wish list.

Sorry for the rant, needed to get it out of my system

 

I think its only fair to say your fence needs painting

Porkers not my thing either.
I cant quite put my finger on why, but thats because its the whole thing lol.
thats just my own opinion.. am not sure this statement is correct the door handles look ok

 

Blasphemy...

Infamy (they've got it infamy).....

 

It actually looks like a half decent neighbourhood from that piccie.

And they say the camera never lies

 

And to top it all, the interior was wall to wall...

wait for it...





TERRACOTTA!!!!


FFS!

Fritz Ein "Vot colour should ve do ze inside of zis fentestic machine vot ve heff built?
Fritz Zwei "Ve heff loads of zat rarzer tasteful bleck leazer left ofer, vot is wrong viz zet?"
Fritz Ein "Ya, but zis is going to Eingland"
Fritz Zwei "Oh, dumkopf, in zet case just stick zet revolting terracotta crep in zere"




'Whatever you do Polly, don't mention the war! I did once but I think I got away with it'

 

So... That would be the terracotta army then......

 

PS. That's a fairly old 996 then. The headlamps are the older 'runny egg' stylee. The facelifted one had a bit of a cut out at the bottom of the lights....

 

X reg, so wassat? 2001?

 

Sept '00 to end Feb '01 IIRC.

 

Maybe one day i'll show you the error of your ways

 

Paul - he's a philistine. He wouldn't understand....

 

your

kidding

sticky's

from

the

middle

east??????

jeeezz what's the world coming to

 

Nah.... His middle name is actually Phyllis....

 

ahhhhh that's why his nicknames "sy" then

 

He's part German.... Phyllis Stein.

 

really and there's me thinking he was just related to that cartoon character....




urrr what was it again


ahhh that's it "itchy & scratcy" sy-phyllis

 

Doh!!!!!