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31 May 2005, 10:05 PM
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Calm down Apple 
Anyone who has had the unfortunate experience of hearing me voice my opinions on Porsches will know that I don't care much for them. Fair enough, it's a free (ish) country and I'm entitled to my opinion
Well...
I've just been out in this...
Apparently it's a 996 Carrera 4, looks like a Beetle with a roof chop to me.
And you know what...
Nothing's changed. Still hate the things. I thought this may have been the moment when the clouds parted and a bolt of bright light shone down and showed me the error of my ways, but nope! I've felt bigger stirrings watching Vanessa Feltz. Sorry to anyone this may offend (Hope Hawk doesn't see this) but I can think of a few hundred cars that would be above this on my wish list.
Sorry for the rant, needed to get it out of my system
Anyone who has had the unfortunate experience of hearing me voice my opinions on Porsches will know that I don't care much for them. Fair enough, it's a free (ish) country and I'm entitled to my opinion
Well...
I've just been out in this...
Apparently it's a 996 Carrera 4, looks like a Beetle with a roof chop to me.
And you know what...
Nothing's changed. Still hate the things. I thought this may have been the moment when the clouds parted and a bolt of bright light shone down and showed me the error of my ways, but nope! I've felt bigger stirrings watching Vanessa Feltz. Sorry to anyone this may offend (Hope Hawk doesn't see this
) but I can think of a few hundred cars that would be above this on my wish list.Sorry for the rant, needed to get it out of my system
31 May 2005, 10:14 PM
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I think its only fair to say your fence needs painting 
Porkers not my thing either.
I cant quite put my finger on why, but thats because its the whole thing lol.
thats just my own opinion.. am not sure this statement is correct the door handles look ok
Porkers not my thing either.
I cant quite put my finger on why, but thats because its the whole thing lol.
thats just my own opinion.. am not sure this statement is correct the door handles look ok
31 May 2005, 10:27 PM
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It actually looks like a half decent neighbourhood from that piccie.
And they say the camera never lies
And they say the camera never lies
31 May 2005, 10:33 PM
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And to top it all, the interior was wall to wall...
wait for it...
TERRACOTTA!!!!
FFS!
Fritz Ein "Vot colour should ve do ze inside of zis fentestic machine vot ve heff built?
Fritz Zwei "Ve heff loads of zat rarzer tasteful bleck leazer left ofer, vot is wrong viz zet?"
Fritz Ein "Ya, but zis is going to Eingland"
Fritz Zwei "Oh, dumkopf, in zet case just stick zet revolting terracotta crep in zere"
'Whatever you do Polly, don't mention the war! I did once but I think I got away with it'
wait for it...
TERRACOTTA!!!!
FFS!
Fritz Ein "Vot colour should ve do ze inside of zis fentestic machine vot ve heff built?
Fritz Zwei "Ve heff loads of zat rarzer tasteful bleck leazer left ofer, vot is wrong viz zet?"
Fritz Ein "Ya, but zis is going to Eingland"
Fritz Zwei "Oh, dumkopf, in zet case just stick zet revolting terracotta crep in zere"
'Whatever you do Polly, don't mention the war! I did once but I think I got away with it'
01 June 2005, 09:35 AM
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PS. That's a fairly old 996 then. The headlamps are the older 'runny egg' stylee. The facelifted one had a bit of a cut out at the bottom of the lights....
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Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
Maybe one day i'll show you the error of your ways 
He wouldn't understand....
01 June 2005, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
Paul - he's a philistine. He wouldn't understand....
He wouldn't understand.... kidding
sticky's
from
the
middle
east??????
jeeezz what's the world coming to
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Originally Posted by Harry_Boy
He's part German.... Phyllis Stein.
urrr what was it again
ahhh that's it "itchy & scratcy" sy-phyllis
01 June 2005, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by hawkthescoobslayer
really and there's me thinking he was just related to that cartoon character....
urrr what was it again
ahhh that's it "itchy & scratcy" sy-phyllis
urrr what was it again
ahhh that's it "itchy & scratcy" sy-phyllis
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