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Mick said to paddy you should close ur curtains next time ur making love to your wife!Why says paddy? Because yesterday u were doing it and half the street was out watching and laughing at you.
Well say's Paddy the jokes on them stupid fools I wasn't even home yesterday
i'l get me coat

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Oh dear

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Gary Glitter decided after his heart attack scare to be cremated.

He wants to be put in an Etch-A-Sketch, so kids can carry on playing with him.

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Two nuns are being raped.

One nun shouts 'Forgive him god for he knows not what he does!'

The other shout 'Shut up, this ****er does!'

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Essex boy and girl playing hide and seek.

She sends him a text ' If you find me you can lick my minge and **** my ****! If you can't, I am in the shed!'

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what's the difference between Garry Glitter and a Grayhound
the Grayhound waits for the hare to come

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The British Olympic Committee have promised better lighting in the Stadium in 2012.

At the last Olympics they noticed 95% of the crowd where squinting.

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Gary glitter finally got his release date...................................she's 12 but will pass for 16.

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NEWSFLASH. Glitter attempts suicide at sea but was found bobbing up and down on a small boy!

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hey i likes that one

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Two girls are asked by their teacher to give an example of a sentence with the word "improper".

Posh girls says. "My dad used a fork in the garden for potatoes, he should of used a spade as a fork was improper!.

Slapper says. "My boyfriend was doing me in the starfish and when his bollocks hit my **** I new he was improper"

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Ian you are a star













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