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13 January 2006, 10:53 AM
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Man goes to see the Doctor
"Doctor I think I have caught that bird flu that's going around"
"What makes you think that sir"
"Well.... I've started wearing make up, talking boll*cks and can't park the car"
"Doctor I think I have caught that bird flu that's going around"
"What makes you think that sir"
"Well.... I've started wearing make up, talking boll*cks and can't park the car"
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13 January 2006, 06:59 PM
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You supposed to have sound with this joke but I can't attach a file to the thread so you'll just have to use your brain.
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:
"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".
The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.
The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".
Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"
The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"
This where the sound comes in for the tune of India Jones film.
Da, da, da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:
"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".
The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.
The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".
Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"
The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"
This where the sound comes in for the tune of India Jones film.
Da, da, da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,
13 January 2006, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy chick
Chip doesn't realise that everything Welsh comes at a price. 
13 January 2006, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
normally a bottle or two of breezer whenever ive been to Wales ...
Following me around a lot aren't you. 
Do you need directions to get home?
13 January 2006, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by matscooby
You supposed to have sound with this joke but I can't attach a file to the thread so you'll just have to use your brain.
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:
"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".
The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.
The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".
Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"
The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"
This where the sound comes in for the tune of India Jones film.
Da, da, da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,
THE BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:
"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".
The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.
The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".
Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"
The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"
This where the sound comes in for the tune of India Jones film.
Da, da, da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,
I like that.
13 January 2006, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy chick
Following me around a lot aren't you. Do you need directions to get home?
13 January 2006, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy chick
Following me around a lot aren't you. Do you need directions to get home?
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