Abdabz

Im thinking of applying for the Portsmouth job today. Below is my proposed letter of application. Anyone else going for the job off here?

Dear Mr Mandaric

Ive been playing Champ Manager and am really good it. I used to play football for my school team - left back - never scored in a competitive game however . I have good people skills and like watching Dream Team. Some of the girls in Footballer Wives are nice. Seeing football goals makes me happy and sitting next to you in the comfy seats would be good.

I would like to be considered for the position of footballing coach manager boss and look forward to my interview at your football ground, Ewood Park.

Yours Sincerely
Abdabz