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Old 08 December 2013, 11:05 PM
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Follow this mans advice, and you will have no problem selling your motor..

I mean, 'y wood u'

and remember, always end your ad with a big intelligent statement describing a key feature..

'wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Focus-rs50...p2047675.l2557

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Old 08 December 2013, 11:24 PM
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Er.... Malik is a fella's name.

So why is 'he' saying he's just had a baby girl ?

Something dodgy about this ad.
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That is very funny......... I couldn't actually decipher most of it!
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Originally Posted by LuckyWelshchap
Er.... Malik is a fella's name.

So why is 'he' saying he's just had a baby girl ?

Something dodgy about this ad.
I do often wonder why men think its correct terminology to say 'they' have just 'had' a baby...however this guy is pretty nuts, he could mean ANYTHING by that statement, which is pretty scary
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and it's only done 65 miles

it's got 130bhp as std, but with a remap it will be 220bhp and with a good remap 260bhp
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