Guide to Making a Good Ebay Advert
 

Follow this mans advice, and you will have no problem selling your motor..

I mean, 'y wood u'

and remember, always end your ad with a big intelligent statement describing a key feature..

'wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black looks evil real head truner'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Focus-rs50...p2047675.l2557

Sial.

Er.... Malik is a fella's name.

So why is 'he' saying he's just had a baby girl ?

Something dodgy about this ad. :)

That is very funny......... I couldn't actually decipher most of it!

I do often wonder why men think its correct terminology to say 'they' have just 'had' a baby...however this guy is pretty nuts, he could mean ANYTHING by that statement, which is pretty scary :norty:

and it's only done 65 miles :cuckoo:

it's got 130bhp as std, but with a remap it will be 220bhp and with a good remap 260bhp :cuckoo: