mestonian

Just walked out of garage to have a youth tell me my car was fat, or should that be "phat".... i didnt think quick enough but i presume my response should have been, "word!"...? instead i genuinely just looked at him in amazement and was completely silent, i'm rarely lost for words.

Tidgy

did you have your jeans hanging so far down your *** they looked like a set of DD's?

petethemeat

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Im suprised he didnt say it was "sick" haha

chopperman

When i was a lad it would have been "peach" lol

tubbytommy

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A yoooooff told me my car was sick when i was at a petrol station a while back.
I thought it may be broke, turns out its fine.
Silly chav!!

Maz

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It's only street lingo lol lighten up. Irrespective of terminology it is showing appreciation for your cars and their way of complimenting.

ditchmyster

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Just be thankful he was into rap and not punk as he would have spat on it and you when i were a lad

BrownPantsRacing

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Word!

Maz

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'to your mother'.

BrownPantsRacing

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Waddup Breadbin!

Maz

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Mate that's even lost me and I'm down wid da hood rats!

BrownPantsRacing

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Your so street innit bruv!

QUICKSCOOB

.RESPECT.

judgejules

As long are they are saying they like it, and not taking it because they like it or key'ing it because their mates car is "phatta", then I'm happy with anything they say.

specialx

I usually get "is it fast mate?" or "is it runnin NOS?"

BrownPantsRacing

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Respek

New_scooby_04

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"Does it have a dump valve" is also common!

DonNedly

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or "how fast does it go?"

Kirstiestar

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I always get 'how fast does it go' this REALLY annoys me!!!

type-rob

I get offered imported cars... erm.... because I have one?... I would love to look at your rusted GTS thats done 480 thousand miles. Cheques in the post

tubbytommy

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i always answer its a 1.0 to these questions, its just a bodykit.

JohnD

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For me it might have been "Fab"

He paid you a compliment. Maybe you should have replied "I say, cheers old bean. One tries one's best"

JohnD

type-rob

having this

The Trooper 1815

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I have, nearly filled the scrot in. He then got defensive and said "but it is innit!".

In what?

chopperman

Every generation has had their urban language. It's always the generation above that get annoyed at the new urban language of the days youth. I remember my dad getting annoyed at me for it and i'm 45

Blue and Gold

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I was once walking into the local chippy and a young lad said to me, nice car mate 'giz a goo' to which I replied thanks but no thanks at which point he said I ain't taking the p!ss or I'll take the keys if I gotta! thankfully his mate changed his mind quite quickly because had I have had to put my kebab down I'd of chinned the spotty little c*nt

mickeymouse

i had the same a year or so ago.

i was just coming out of greggs as he was going in, he said "really fat man" i said "SORRY!!" he said "your ride, its really phat"
i just said "oh sorry, thanks!"

made my day mind!!

i also get "how fast does it go" and "what ya done in it" (overtaken/raced)

MR2Mk1

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I had similar when on the bike. Pulled in at a bike parking bay to have a chavped pull along side to ask did I fancy a swap for his beaten up 50cc ped if not how about a race. Now my bike isn’t fast but I think a 600cc Honda Transalp would somewhat beat the muppet on a ped. His augment was “yer but off the lights I would be faster since mine is lighter init”

Don’t they teach physics and power to weight ration in school these days.