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Old 12 January 2011, 06:33 PM
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Taking the dog to the vets for her annual jabs and a little pushed for time.
We just come into the NSL with 3 cars in front, the 'leader' just sits there at 45mph cars 2 and 3 over take, 2 coming head on so she waits for a clearing. Boots it in 3rd, gets just past the slower motor and the Samco intercooler pipe pops off. I knew straight away what was going on but Mrs B thought she had killed the Scoob. Funniest thing i've seen for a while, bless her.
Old 12 January 2011, 06:37 PM
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haha, should have played on it... gone WTF! what have you done to my car! lol let her sweat for a while then gone ahhh its ok just a fmic pipe, i'l tighten it back on now and it's be sorted
Old 12 January 2011, 06:37 PM
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Old 12 January 2011, 06:47 PM
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Not a good time for that to happen lol, I'll have to slacken the clips off on mine and explain to the wife that it requires four new tyres fitting to the recently purchased Rota wheels to put it right.
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ops if was me think would crap me self
Old 12 January 2011, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby_CL
haha, should have played on it... gone WTF! what have you done to my car! lol let her sweat for a while then gone ahhh its ok just a fmic pipe, i'l tighten it back on now and it's be sorted
It did cross my mind, as she couldn't see the smirk on my face, but she was so gutted/shocked/wtf instantly i really didn't have the heart.

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Not a good time for that to happen lol, I'll have to slacken the clips off on mine and explain to the wife that it requires four new tyres fitting to the recently purchased Rota wheels to put it right.
Never a good time Tim.
Now that's a thought, i'm sure an Apexi FC would sort it out.
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Same thing happened to me today when Duncan ( racedynamix ) was mapping my car, my **** was flapping, obviously it was all in a days work for Duncan who calmly told me to disconnect maf and we limped home to get a spanner

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Originally Posted by b13bat
It did cross my mind, as she couldn't see the smirk on my face, but she was so gutted/shocked/wtf instantly i really didn't have the heart.



Never a good time Tim.
Now that's a thought, i'm sure an Apexi FC would sort it out.
Im positive Steve that an apexi FC would sort it out mate
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Originally Posted by timthebat
Same thing happened to me today when Duncan ( racedynamix ) was mapping my car, my **** was flapping, obviously it was all in a days work for Duncan who calmly told me to disconnect maf and we limped home to get a spanner
I had forgot what a vta sounded like.

I managed to get it back on (minus the jubilee) whilst the dog had her jab and limped it home. Spanners ready for tomorrow.


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Im positive Steve that an apexi FC would sort it out mate
You know it.
Old 12 January 2011, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by timthebat
Same thing happened to me today when Duncan ( racedynamix ) was mapping my car, my **** was flapping, obviously it was all in a days work for Duncan who calmly told me to disconnect maf and we limped home to get a spanner
Works a treat that - happens a lot when new fmic's are fitted.

Should have remembered to take my 10mm deep socket out with us.
Old 12 January 2011, 10:30 PM
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You should of played on it, imagin all the stuff you could of got for your impreza to replace all those "Broken Parts" lol
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needs rebuilding again!!! ffs!!
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Quality. Id have played on it though
Old 13 January 2011, 03:13 PM
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Got it sorted, started her up, missing like a bitch. It has taken coil packs 2 and 3 with it. No.3 is nearly in half and No.2 not so bad. Told her to get the plastic out as they are £150 each, should cover my ESL.
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mine did this also the other day, lol my mrs face was like arrrghhh there is a big fu*******ing lorry coming i was like arrrrrrghhhhhhhhh we gonna die really loud so i just pulled in her being pregnant too was funny as foooooooooook cus her bladder ain't too good, then i thought ooooooo my inertior lol
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Hmmm, unfiltered air straight into the engine, not good
Old 14 January 2011, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by b13bat


Taking the dog to the vets for her annual jabs and a little pushed for time.
We just come into the NSL with 3 cars in front, the 'leader' just sits there at 45mph cars 2 and 3 over take, 2 coming head on so she waits for a clearing. Boots it in 3rd, gets just past the slower motor and the Samco intercooler pipe pops off. I knew straight away what was going on but Mrs B thought she had killed the Scoob. Funniest thing i've seen for a while, bless her.
As long as your dog is OK and got its jabs that is the main thing

The intercooler pipework usually needs tightening of the clamps after the car has been run for a short while and although this has happened occasionally when new intercoolers have been fitted, generally the problem is avoided after a re-tighten from the road test before serious boost on mapping of cars. It is often worth a further tighten after a couple of weeks and the problem is solved.
Most intercooler pipework is swaged to retain the clamps so it should not happen and where you have cut a pipe a little bit of talcum powder on the pipe gives the additional grip required
Old 14 January 2011, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by harvey
As long as your dog is OK and got its jabs that is the main thing

The intercooler pipework usually needs tightening of the clamps after the car has been run for a short while and although this has happened occasionally when new intercoolers have been fitted, generally the problem is avoided after a re-tighten from the road test before serious boost on mapping of cars. It is often worth a further tighten after a couple of weeks and the problem is solved.
Most intercooler pipework is swaged to retain the clamps so it should not happen and where you have cut a pipe a little bit of talcum powder on the pipe gives the additional grip required
Thank you Harvey. I will recheck clamps when i replace the coil packs and again end of next next weekend after some 'testing'.
I actually found that i had a bit more leeway than i first thought, so have been able to push it on a deal further, which should help.
Your knowledgeable input always appreciated..
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Same thing happened to me but shot my fog cover across the road had a spanner in my car so put it back on, went for a wee drive to test, and it popped off again, launching the fog cover towards some kids walking their dogs

Rang Martyn from Engine Tuner and he advised to spray hairspray inside the silicone hose, hey presto, never came off again!!

I did think the Engine had gone pop again so my ar$e went like the clappers

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Old 15 January 2011, 10:33 AM
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Immediately after major work when road testing and when mapping cars that have had substantial work done elsewhere I often carry a small tool kit which has saved considerable time on numerous occasions not having to come back to base to rectify a simple issue and start again.
The problem is when you forget to remove the kit from the car in question and the customer drives off..........
I won't be carrying hairspray however
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