Handcuffs and a lonely BMW
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15 February 2001, 11:07 PM
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Well lads it goes like this:-
One fine day this prince (me)!!
found this tower with a damsel in distress - in the garage was a BMW and Porsche.
I called for her to throw down her hair - but, alas, she couldnt - she was handcuffed by the wrists to the bed - the handsome prince (me) climbed the tower, it took many hours - when I reached the room, there she was, naked on the bed a lucious blonde (not real mind you!!)
She calls to me and says - tie my ankles with the golden twine and do whatever you like ............... so, I tied her ankles to the bedstead and I ........
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go down the steps, get in the scoobie and go down the pub!!!!
Pete
One fine day this prince (me)!!
found this tower with a damsel in distress - in the garage was a BMW and Porsche.I called for her to throw down her hair - but, alas, she couldnt - she was handcuffed by the wrists to the bed - the handsome prince (me)
climbed the tower, it took many hours - when I reached the room, there she was, naked on the bed a lucious blonde (not real mind you!!) She calls to me and says - tie my ankles with the golden twine and do whatever you like ............... so, I tied her ankles to the bedstead and I ........
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go down the steps, get in the scoobie and go down the pub!!!!
Pete
15 February 2001, 11:27 PM
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Have you been forgetting to take your medication? Or have you just lost it?
BTW, do you not worry that when you go to the pub in your scoob, someone might steal your trailer tent off the back?
Have you been forgetting to take your medication? Or have you just lost it?
BTW, do you not worry that when you go to the pub in your scoob, someone might steal your trailer tent off the back?
15 February 2001, 11:51 PM
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**** I KNEW there was something on that sticky out thing when I arrived at the pub 
Yes I have lost it - but, as I said, i am a prince and have many lovers - they all go after the tent you know
Pete
Yes I have lost it - but, as I said, i am a prince and have many lovers - they all go after the tent you know
Pete
15 February 2001, 11:59 PM
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Forget the trailer tent!!
Anyone know which pub and we'll nip down with some Gold paint. 
B-B,
Do you get free counseling or some sort of attendants allowance?
Lee
Anyone know which pub and we'll nip down with some Gold paint.
B-B,
Do you get free counseling or some sort of attendants allowance?
Lee
16 February 2001, 12:03 PM
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The pub is called 'The Gold Wheel Gay Meeting House' - you MUST know it
Its painted 'GREY' too and has seen its value drop by 80% in the last month
Pete
Its painted 'GREY' too and has seen its value drop by 80% in the last month
Pete
16 February 2001, 12:38 PM
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Do NOT touch his wheels with gold paint!! I am quite calm as long as I keep taking the tablets but gold wheels........................
B-B
Are the tablets clouding my judgement do you reckon.......is he not a prince in shining scoobie??????
Do NOT touch his wheels with gold paint!! I am quite calm as long as I keep taking the tablets but gold wheels........................
B-B
Are the tablets clouding my judgement do you reckon.......is he not a prince in shining scoobie??????
16 February 2001, 12:47 PM
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Shes an animal for REAL men - men with silver in the corners - not fools gold.
Her tablets are strong - so strong that she is, indeed, calm when seeing Gold wheels - she used to savage the gays driving them (she just doesnt like men who like men see??)
I have tried to talk her around but its no good - she loves scoobies driven by men - in DBM - and unmodified (it means he doesnt have to shout ... look at me I have a small ***** so needs loads of mods!!)
Big exhaust little ***** see
Pete
Her tablets are strong - so strong that she is, indeed, calm when seeing Gold wheels - she used to savage the gays driving them (she just doesnt like men who like men see??)
I have tried to talk her around but its no good - she loves scoobies driven by men - in DBM - and unmodified (it means he doesnt have to shout ... look at me I have a small ***** so needs loads of mods!!)
Big exhaust little ***** see
Pete
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