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pslewis 15 February 2001 07:25 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


pslewis 15 February 2001 07:33 PM

top again

logiclee 15 February 2001 07:35 PM

Pete,

You are a Muppet !!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready Blow Dog

Lee

Andy W 15 February 2001 07:37 PM

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[This message has been edited by Andy W (edited 15 February 2001).]

pslewis 15 February 2001 07:40 PM

Sorry lads - private joke with my lover - ok??

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Pete

Send it wherever webmaster http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

logiclee 15 February 2001 07:51 PM

Webby please leave here until Pete's told us more. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

B-B 15 February 2001 10:39 PM

Pete

You tell anymore and........................we are both in trouble...

B-B
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Boost II 15 February 2001 10:53 PM

Surely an ideal time to register a fake username and pretend to be pslewis's lover http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/ima...ifs/jarjar.gif

B-B 15 February 2001 11:06 PM

Boost

Not pretending mate........He is my lover. LOL

Hes an ol romantic isnt he - handcuffs for his valentine.

B-B

pslewis 15 February 2001 11:07 PM

Well lads it goes like this:-

One fine day this prince (me)!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif found this tower with a damsel in distress - in the garage was a BMW and Porsche.

I called for her to throw down her hair - but, alas, she couldnt - she was handcuffed by the wrists to the bed - the handsome prince (me) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif climbed the tower, it took many hours - when I reached the room, there she was, naked on the bed a lucious blonde (not real mind you!!) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

She calls to me and says - tie my ankles with the golden twine and do whatever you like ............... so, I tied her ankles to the bedstead and I ........
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go down the steps, get in the scoobie and go down the pub!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Pete

Leigh 15 February 2001 11:27 PM

Pete
Have you been forgetting to take your medication? Or have you just lost it? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

BTW, do you not worry that when you go to the pub in your scoob, someone might steal your trailer tent off the back? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

pslewis 15 February 2001 11:51 PM

**** I KNEW there was something on that sticky out thing when I arrived at the pub http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

Yes I have lost it - but, as I said, i am a prince and have many lovers - they all go after the tent you know http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Pete

logiclee 15 February 2001 11:59 PM

Forget the trailer tent!!

Anyone know which pub and we'll nip down with some Gold paint. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

B-B,
Do you get free counseling or some sort of attendants allowance?


Lee


pslewis 16 February 2001 12:03 PM

The pub is called 'The Gold Wheel Gay Meeting House' - you MUST know it

Its painted 'GREY' too and has seen its value drop by 80% in the last month http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Pete

Mr.Cookie 16 February 2001 12:32 PM

so why did it drop in price pete, no dont tell me you moved in next door http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Si

pslewis 16 February 2001 12:37 PM

This was only supposed to be a joke thread of one/two words!!!!

Just to wind my lover up http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

And look at it http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Pete

B-B 16 February 2001 12:38 PM

Lee

Do NOT touch his wheels with gold paint!! I am quite calm as long as I keep taking the tablets but gold wheels........................

B-B

Are the tablets clouding my judgement do you reckon.......is he not a prince in shining scoobie??????

pslewis 16 February 2001 12:47 PM

Shes an animal for REAL men - men with silver in the corners - not fools gold.

Her tablets are strong - so strong that she is, indeed, calm when seeing Gold wheels - she used to savage the gays driving them (she just doesnt like men who like men see??)

I have tried to talk her around but its no good - she loves scoobies driven by men - in DBM - and unmodified (it means he doesnt have to shout ... look at me I have a small willy so needs loads of mods!!) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Big exhaust little willy see

Pete

pslewis 16 February 2001 02:04 PM

What would I do without you lot to wind-up??

I LOVE this BB, I LOVE my scooby, my lovers not half bad either http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Pete http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif


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