Little swines.!!!!!
20 February 2002, 02:08 AM
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A mate of mine who works in a news agents took over a bike paper round yesterday for a boy who was ill. Anyway as he came round a corner he spotted 6 lads stripping a car in broad daylight, at 2:00 ish in the middle of a car park. Full view. Before he could do anything he was approached and kicked off his bike by one of the boys. After a few minutes of pushing and verbal abuse the boy took his top off to fight my mate, swinging wildly like a fool.and exposing a weight lifting belt and small boxing mittens. (IDIOT!!):-) What he didnt know was that my friend had two blackbelts in different forms of streetfighting. (Not sure what so dont ask) Lets just say he got one hell of a hiding. Serves him right. Then his friends decided to have a peak. Just then i come driving round the corner in my scooby and see-ing the commotion jump out. Now i do a bit of boxing so i thought i'd even it up a little. Just as they were about to have a crack (6 OF THEM NOW MIND)A man comes flying down the road in his sierra and comes grinding to a halt. He comes running at them fly kicking one of the little sods in the stomach sending him flying. This guy unknown to me but known to the 6 lads and my mate is a taekwondo teacher. So now it was 6 of them probably armed and us 3, A boxer, a streetfighter, and a taekwondo expert. That was enough to send them running like hell. Anyway by that time local residents had seen what had been going on and alerted the police. Because we study forensic science at university we were able to collect a sample of blood taken from the boys for DNA testing and alert the police to any fingerprints that they may have left on the car (No gloves) We are now awaiting a phone call to go and look at some mug shots.
I honestly cant believe the times we are living in.
Scrappy.
[Edited by scrappydoo - 2/20/2002 2:11:02 AM]
I honestly cant believe the times we are living in.
Scrappy.
[Edited by scrappydoo - 2/20/2002 2:11:02 AM]
20 February 2002, 02:44 AM
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Glad you gave 'em a hidin'. Some little brats like that round my way. Getting more worried about these Car Jacking incidents as well, considering some countermeasures in the glove box 
20 February 2002, 07:53 AM
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Are you for real? Sounds to me like your just trying to get on Jerry Springer!
Next you'll be telling us that the milkman (who was actually an undercover MI6 agent) joined in and that the local school crossing warden dropped his lollipop and turned into a ninja turtle
Next you'll be telling us that the milkman (who was actually an undercover MI6 agent) joined in and that the local school crossing warden dropped his lollipop and turned into a ninja turtle
20 February 2002, 08:50 AM
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Is this your car 
and are you a mild mannered janitor like 
is your real identity not this 
and married to 
Be good to find out if they get caught, and maybe serve 2 days community service. Just a bit scepticle about legal system for the like of them.
and are you a mild mannered janitor like is your real identity not this and married to Be good to find out if they get caught, and maybe serve 2 days community service. Just a bit scepticle about legal system for the like of them.
20 February 2002, 09:53 AM
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<considering some countermeasures in the glove box>
A bottle of Vodka laced with cyanide would do the trick
"ehh, sound man, a free bottle of Vodka!" *glugglugglugglug*
-wait a few minutes-
"Hey Kenny, why is Dekka turnin' blue and foaming at the mouth?"
astraboy.
A bottle of Vodka laced with cyanide would do the trick
"ehh, sound man, a free bottle of Vodka!" *glugglugglugglug*
-wait a few minutes-
"Hey Kenny, why is Dekka turnin' blue and foaming at the mouth?"
astraboy.
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20 February 2002, 10:36 AM
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Scrappydoo,
Have you thought about sending your story to http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
DJhunk,
They were very lucky that a gang of ninjas didn't turn up as everybody knows The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.
[Edited by JoeyDeacon - 2/20/2002 10:39:16 AM]
Have you thought about sending your story to http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
DJhunk,
They were very lucky that a gang of ninjas didn't turn up as everybody knows The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.
[Edited by JoeyDeacon - 2/20/2002 10:39:16 AM]
20 February 2002, 11:13 AM
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LOL @ Joey
[Edited by DJ Dunk - 2/20/2002 11:15:02 AM]
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
[Edited by DJ Dunk - 2/20/2002 11:15:02 AM]
20 February 2002, 11:18 AM
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OMG, sides r splitting - must contain laughter!
Did scrappy make that page?
As for the original post, I thought the finishing touch was the bit about studying DNA at uni ROFLMAO!
Did scrappy make that page?
As for the original post, I thought the finishing touch was the bit about studying DNA at uni ROFLMAO!
20 February 2002, 11:40 AM
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Nice one, about time these little ****es got what they deserved!
Good on you and your mates.
However, watch you back, you may have one the battle and i hope it does not turn into a war.
On a slightly different note
I had a close call of a different nature a while ago.
Meself and the breathmonster where shopping in out local Sainsco, I picked up a jar of jam, it slipped though my pinkies and broke on the floor. Whilst the hapless spotty teenager was clearing up the mess he noticed shards of glass mixed in the the jam.
Now i am no doctor but i know this could have caused us serious injury. Lucky the jar broke or we could have ended up in casualty!
I'll get my ninja mask and coat.......
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 2/20/2002 11:47:42 AM]
Good on you and your mates.
However, watch you back, you may have one the battle and i hope it does not turn into a war.
On a slightly different note
I had a close call of a different nature a while ago.
Meself and the breathmonster where shopping in out local Sainsco, I picked up a jar of jam, it slipped though my pinkies and broke on the floor. Whilst the hapless spotty teenager was clearing up the mess he noticed shards of glass mixed in the the jam.
Now i am no doctor but i know this could have caused us serious injury. Lucky the jar broke or we could have ended up in casualty!
I'll get my ninja mask and coat.......
[Edited by Paul Habgood - 2/20/2002 11:47:42 AM]
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