Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

As a company, we hire our cars to drivers to do their job.

We supply the car/insurance, they pay for it - simple? Huh?

Not to today's muppet

About a week ago, as he was F'in useless, we are obliged to dispense with his services. NP. However, he refuses to bring the car back Now normally this is a civil over-hire matter BUT...

We have the chap's address, so with the spare keys we send a bloke around to pick up the car. Before we waste someone's time, we do a locate on the car using Navtrak - at his home. Our bloke turns up just as muppet decides to go driving Bloke follows & when muppet is forced to stop by traffic, decides to ask for the car back Muppet does a runner Well I wouldn't say a runner in London rush hour traffic but he buggers off. Our bloke follows him & at a pace not exceeding 25mph they tromp all over north London Obviously we can't ram the car or do any dodgys but it is obvious muppet is not going to stop, so we call the plod. Now because there is a "chase" & a potential danger to the GP, then sirens ablazing they come running! Muppet is arrested

During all this, Navtrak is recording, just in case muppet loses our bloke but the speed never went above 27mph all the time

Bizare chase...

& we got the car back intact

DocJock

ROFL @ 27mph

ps ya missed a good day today m8. Rain all day

DJ

MichelleWRX1994

Whew is that the record for the slowest chase in police history???

ChrisB

27MPH! What did Plod send, somebody on a push bike?