Here's what to say!
07 February 2006, 10:41 PM
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Here's what to say!
When you get a PLEB call you on an external line asking if you are the homeowner or manager etc, here's what you can say to them:
(YOU) "Ohh, I say, you not going to sell me anything are you?"........THEM (Ohh no sir I am just letting you know about our......(YOU), "Ohh that's a real shame, you see today I was in a real buying mood and was looking forward to buying something, never mind, bye bye".
I normally hit them with the legal pitch of the Telephone Pref System and they could get a £5000 fine, they are normally really bad at english so that does not work.
I do somemtimes put on a real harsh and fast talking scottish voice, it freaks them out and they do in the end hang up........
Scumbuckets.
I have jyust heard via a teccie mate that the pay per click system is rife with click fruad. They even hire people who have not got a clue what they are doing to click click and click on the same site all day....scumbuckets I say!
(YOU) "Ohh, I say, you not going to sell me anything are you?"........THEM (Ohh no sir I am just letting you know about our......(YOU), "Ohh that's a real shame, you see today I was in a real buying mood and was looking forward to buying something, never mind, bye bye".
I normally hit them with the legal pitch of the Telephone Pref System and they could get a £5000 fine, they are normally really bad at english so that does not work.
I do somemtimes put on a real harsh and fast talking scottish voice, it freaks them out and they do in the end hang up........
Scumbuckets.
I have jyust heard via a teccie mate that the pay per click system is rife with click fruad. They even hire people who have not got a clue what they are doing to click click and click on the same site all day....scumbuckets I say!
Last edited by magicdudey; 07 February 2006 at 10:44 PM.
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08 February 2006, 01:34 PM
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I tell them i dont make that kind of decision my wife does and would they hold on while i go get here .......then leave the phone on the arm of the settee and carry on watching TV ....... amusing to see how long they wait for.
08 February 2006, 01:37 PM
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I vary it at work, sometimes I say the person they are after died last week... that shuts them up, though one did then ask if they could speak to someone else!
Another time it was a call about phone services... I simply said that we have no phones at the office, she asked what I was using right now, and I said it was a banana
It's fun playing with them
Another time it was a call about phone services... I simply said that we have no phones at the office, she asked what I was using right now, and I said it was a banana
It's fun playing with them
