Gutmann pug

For my number plate.

Its been on the car for the last two years without an issue and within a week the same copper has stopped me twice. The font is correct the plate is the right size, one letter is on the wrong side of the space though. I cant believe how petty they can be. The plate is much more readable than as standard.

I used to go to school with the brainless copper, who this time had to drive a couple of hundred yards so he could turn round, race down the street and stop me. Told him the correct plate was on order and that I still had time to change it from the last offence.

He reminded me I used to go to school with him and I recognised him. I can only say I wished I gave him a hiding back then as he obviously has his eyes peeled for me now.

Jobsworth, waste of space, boring span javelin.

I know what im doing is illegal but does it really warrant him doing 50 or more through a 30mph limit to catch up with me?

Dicks like that give the policeforce a bad name.


Gary

Bubba po

Keep shtum, sonny and do the bird you're given.

Gutmann pug

You trying to get your post number up?

Houghton

iTrader: (1)

Perhaps you did give him a hiding at school or managed to upset him. Smacks of persecution if he's singling you out for petty offences. Sounds a right tw@t

Bubba po

I have to stay in front of Karl.

StickyMicky

fit the proper plate and stop winging like a bitch??

have you even orderd the correct plate??
you can get them within a short space of time if you pop into any motorfactors

excuses excuses excuses

Jamescsti

I've got an idea........

Stop breaking the law, you won't get pulled as much then!

Gutmann pug

But of course a badily spaced plate is sooooooo much worse than you boy racers. Can kill people with a bad plate.

16vmarc

Do you want some tissues?

Jamescsti

Who said I was a boy racer?

16vmarc

Im sure the NSPCC would have something to say if they new you were racing boys.

Gutmann pug

PMSL .......

fatmanscooby

Best do something with mine then Gary or has he just got a soft spot for you?

Gutmann pug

No idea Simon. First time he stopped me by the golf course. He was in a fiesta. Then today he was going the other way in Ludgershall in a Maverick or some such thing.

He was very pleased within himself today and told me he had 3 more the night he got me. A few mins later he was probably parked on the double yellows outside the chinky getting his tea.

Gary

fatmanscooby

Alton tomorrow m8??

Gutmann pug

No mate not my scene. Was bored last year to be honest.

Get your shiny bits out

Gary

StickyMicky

so we can take it you never orderd the plate then??

StickyMicky

as i thought

the policebloke spends most of his working day listening to people protesting there inocent, and lieing/trying to get out of a good hard smackdown of british justice.


do the crime, do the time

Gutmann pug

Be careful before you call me a liar fella. Yes the plate is on order. Am I going to prove it to you, am I bollards. So I guess you can stretch your pants over your head

Next time you go over the national speed limit call yourself a hypocrite from me.

Gary

Gutmann pug

and as your the king of double reples before someone has chance to read the previous one (guess SN is the only thing which stops your life being boring) I will have a crack at it too.

Reply if you like but I will of course totally ignore anything you say.

StickyMicky

if you care to search my posts you will find my post regarding the last set of points i managed to grab

try reading that to see how a man takes his punishment on the chin
not winge about it like a big girls blouse


im not saying do not break the law
im saying (and i think the big letters might help you understand it)
DO NOT BREAK IT AND THEN WINGE LIKE A PUFF WHEN YOU ARE CAUGHT

16vmarc

hehe

StickyMicky

of course you will ignore me

because im not a southern puffter who is going to give you a shoulder to cry on when the big bad policeman gives you a ticking off for being naughty

you ignore me because you know im right

*****

remfanuk

how i love the flame wars on this site....who said forums can get boring???!!

p1doc

police being petty and corrupt-now there is a surprise unfortunately he has got his eye on you for your heinous crime and will try to stop you every time he sees you,get plate fixed and if he stops you again report him for harassment
martin

GC8

I think the point was; that the man is a bit of a ****. Perhaps he was chosen last to play football and now its pay-back time?

Gutmann pug

Agreed. By now he will have told all his mates to keep an eye on me so I will be sqeaky clean.

Gary

bren.wright

Micky, what's your problem, are you a policeman or something?

Police should find better things to do than pull people over for ****ty offences like that, it isn't causing anybody an harm and as long as its readable what's the problem!

Gary, you sure you haven't ****ed his missus and he found out? haha

Chavsrus

bren.wright

Thats just the point, it's not readable by the latest plate recognition systems and scameras. For these to work, the spacing has to be as laid out in the number plate construction regs. hence Plod has got the hump

StickyMicky

i would never make a policeman

ive been in trouble

i just dont like people who break the law
and then winge when they get caught???

did you not understand my posts? i made the letters big enough?
would extra spaces help? (not extra spaces in the exhaust )