iDLe*

Someone at work parked close to my car, like realy close and when I got back I noticed the fat bint/git and squeezed past and bent my mirror back on its springs towards the front of the car. Now I had a look at it and no scratches so I just popped it back as you do, problem is I've noticed it's not sitting at the right angle, seems to protrude to much like a sore ear

Now the same car was parked right next to a clio in the car park yesterday like inches away at a bad angle, shall I have a pop at the owner ?? I work for a Car firm so 90% of cars are work supplied so they mostly don't care!!!

I'm trading the car this week so I don't really care much but do you think I should have a pop or leave it??

IN THE STICKS

Get a large piece of cardboard and write on it in thick marker words to the effect 'I'm a fat pig who cant fit into their car without damaging other peoples cars '(you get the jist).And superglue it to the windscreen !

Dave

iDLe*

I tell you what, I like it....I like it a lot!!!



Hmmm but hold on - its gonna be obvious as I have the WR Blue Scooby in a carpark filled with Fiat and Alfas

smb1

Just put a p.s. on there then saying u r not the owner of an impreza!!!!

iDLe*

Sorted

What a plan!

I was going to write her a snotty email but I don't actually have proof its her, I know it's her car etc but no proof it was her fat a*se that caused it.

Such a niggly thing but it's bugging me!

smb1

If it's a her, buy her a six pack of slimfast with a note saying 'when you've drunk these fer a week, u might be able to avoid my ruddy wing mirror'

iDLe*

Heh heh!

You know what makes it worse - she drives a Multipla!

IN THE STICKS

Then the sign should say 'I'm as fat and ugly as my multipla'
...like the Slimfast idea

LIDDO

My god! Does her **** span all three front seats????

smb1

idle.....if u know her e-mail address...then discreetly forward her this link!!!

iDLe*

Heh heh - I've decided I need to see her to see how I should approach it. I'm the IT dude so I'm gonna have a walk around her department, find out who she is what she does and then I'll take it from there.

As a very wise Technology teacher once told me, never mess with the IT dude!