gremlin

don't move house to a small village in yorkshire called beckwithshaw as it would apear to be a hot bed of car crime to equal any big city.

why? cos the theiving scum were out again early on sunday morning and my dad has had his 4th subaru farm car in a row stolen. this time it was a mk1 legacy the last three were pickup trucks all from directly under his bedroom window and it's all geting a bit beyond a joke.

this was a public service announcement brought to you, in part, by irate farmers united and the Tony Martin was right, kill 'em all brigade.

messiah

sounds like your being targeted deliberately as the cars are so easily stolen. you need a big dog.

maybe tony martin has a shotgun going spare?

SiDHEaD

DiscLok ??

Andy

gremlin

the current thought for the next one is to have a **** off huge wheel clamp and a tracker like i do on mine, oh and possibly use it as a night kennel for an insanely angry lurcher or rotti.

Scooby96

an insanely angry lurcher - hardly a scary dog

go for a rotti or a doberman

messiah

as long as the dog has a habit of chomping on ********* it wont matter what you put in it!

gremlin

our last dog was a 3/4 size lurcher and from a distance it looked small and innocent however if you came too close (about a hundere yards would be adequate) it turned into the biggest set of teeth you've ever seen, evil evil creature. had to be put down after attacking two rotties one of which died of it's injuries. so another like that would be ideal.