THE HARJ AND SHAUN ROADSHOW
19 April 2000, 10:11 AM
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Well after yesterday's stress extravaganza - I am pleased to say I have calmed down! - A BIT. 
Me a Stef (The Blow...... Giver!), have kissed and made up.
(I think we both need to give Harj, a slapping) And I am now publicly challenging him to a 5 round free for all at Santa Pod. NO HOLDS BARRED
Just in the vain of fairplay, he can even have RAINBOW man helping him (I think they will have to stand on each others shoulders, to have a chance of hitting me).
In fact i'm so 'ard, I will fill everyone in!!!
Harj can be the umpire (as we all know, he will be VERY FAIR!!!!!)
Harjy babes, over to you!
Scatman
"COME ON OVER ERE, IF YOU THINK YOUR 'ARD ENUFF"
P.S. Like they say Stef "It's hard to pick up your teeth, with broken fingers!"
Me a Stef (The Blow...... Giver!), have kissed and made up.
(I think we both need to give Harj, a slapping) And I am now publicly challenging him to a 5 round free for all at Santa Pod. NO HOLDS BARRED Just in the vain of fairplay, he can even have RAINBOW man helping him (I think they will have to stand on each others shoulders, to have a chance of hitting me).
In fact i'm so 'ard, I will fill everyone in!!!
Harj can be the umpire (as we all know, he will be VERY FAIR!!!!!)
Harjy babes, over to you!
Scatman
"COME ON OVER ERE, IF YOU THINK YOUR 'ARD ENUFF"
P.S. Like they say Stef "It's hard to pick up your teeth, with broken fingers!"
19 April 2000, 10:29 AM
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Somehow I think that Stef and Mike Rainbird will make a good pair against Shaun, just as long as Stef doesn't throw in the towel before he begins again. We all know the type of man he is (Woos)
This does sound like a no hold barred fight, Jackhammers at the ready gents, oh and you Stef. Stef should be able to win quite easilly as he can talk himself out of anything, he says he's not a violent man, just blows up now and then (Short Fuse or What!).
If Shaun can't be bothered I will take over in his absence.
Harj...
PS. Dare you come to the Pod Stef!!!!
This does sound like a no hold barred fight, Jackhammers at the ready gents, oh and you Stef. Stef should be able to win quite easilly as he can talk himself out of anything, he says he's not a violent man, just blows up now and then (Short Fuse or What!).
If Shaun can't be bothered I will take over in his absence.
Harj...
PS. Dare you come to the Pod Stef!!!!
19 April 2000, 01:17 PM
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Stef,
You do still live, it seems that you are avoiding me! What's up? Is there something troubling you, because there soon will be, it's called a 16.5 Stone Asian guy who never forgets a thing.
This is about to get dirty, squeeky!
Harj....
You do still live, it seems that you are avoiding me!
What's up? Is there something troubling you, because there soon will be, it's called a 16.5 Stone Asian guy who never forgets a thing.This is about to get dirty, squeeky!
Harj....
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19 April 2000, 01:39 PM
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Ok guys,
When is the next Santa Pod meeting/brawl scheduled? Will you be charging extra for the entertainment? Will it be a family show, of really no holds-barred? Is this whole "discussion" a really worthwhile use of the BBS's resources? How tall are Harj, Shaun, Mike and Stef really (individually)? Does Harj really weigh 16.5 stone? Does Stef really grease his tyres before track days? Do I ask too many questions? Does frequenting a subaru bbs make Mike feel happier about himself? What's the average rainfall per year in Warwick? How heavy is Stef? Why? Where? When? What? ...
Moray, or not?
When is the next Santa Pod meeting/brawl scheduled? Will you be charging extra for the entertainment? Will it be a family show, of really no holds-barred? Is this whole "discussion" a really worthwhile use of the BBS's resources? How tall are Harj, Shaun, Mike and Stef really (individually)? Does Harj really weigh 16.5 stone? Does Stef really grease his tyres before track days? Do I ask too many questions? Does frequenting a subaru bbs make Mike feel happier about himself? What's the average rainfall per year in Warwick? How heavy is Stef? Why? Where? When? What? ...
Moray, or not?
19 April 2000, 01:41 PM
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Harj,
It seems like this will turn out to be a TAG match!!
80's Puff's hairstyle(mike) with Stef the Stress Hairdresser (mike, you sure Stef does'nt do your styling)
Vs
Shaun 'ard as nails' Nutty Bar Scatman with Harj 'The Large' Jug Head.
Scatman.
Mike - That's 5ft with my high heels on!
[This message has been edited by Shaun (edited 19-04-2000).]
It seems like this will turn out to be a TAG match!!
80's Puff's hairstyle(mike) with Stef the Stress Hairdresser (mike, you sure Stef does'nt do your styling)
Vs
Shaun 'ard as nails' Nutty Bar Scatman with Harj 'The Large' Jug Head.
Scatman.
Mike - That's 5ft with my high heels on!
[This message has been edited by Shaun (edited 19-04-2000).]
19 April 2000, 02:27 PM
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Moray,
For your information I probably weigh closer to 17 stone, it's all the good living. I just hope that Shaun doesn't turn up and leaves all the fun to me
I'm gonna start working out by eating 20 donuts per hour instead of 18, Forget the car's and the times, this is what were really about. Someone needs to show Stef and Mike, and indeed we will, hopefully Kung Fu Master Mike will bring his weapons along to protect StefLOL
Show Down in Little Santa Podyo
Harj The Stress Giver.......
For your information I probably weigh closer to 17 stone, it's all the good living. I just hope that Shaun doesn't turn up and leaves all the fun to me
I'm gonna start working out by eating 20 donuts per hour instead of 18, Forget the car's and the times, this is what were really about. Someone needs to show Stef and Mike, and indeed we will, hopefully Kung Fu Master Mike will bring his weapons along to protect Stef
LOLShow Down in Little Santa Podyo
Harj The Stress Giver.......
19 April 2000, 02:35 PM
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Harj,
You wanna watch yourself! The Skull Crusher Grandad Mike Rainbird can weld a really mean zimma frame, you should see him on pension day if someone gets in his way at the post office 
You wanna watch yourself! The Skull Crusher Grandad Mike Rainbird can weld a really mean zimma frame, you should see him on pension day if someone gets in his way at the post office
19 April 2000, 03:10 PM
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Weaver,
Your welcome to join team, we could turn it into a Triple Thread Match, now all they need is another member. I suppose Mike will be asking around the Post Office for some help!
I think from Moray's Questions, he should be the guest referee!
Harj...
Your welcome to join team, we could turn it into a Triple Thread Match, now all they need is another member. I suppose Mike will be asking around the Post Office for some help!
I think from Moray's Questions, he should be the guest referee!
Harj...
19 April 2000, 03:57 PM
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Weaver,
What do you mean that you play for the other side, does that mean you are the same as Stef (Sausage Jockey).
It's a shame really as we thought that there 3 of us with some intelligence here.
Harj...
PS. Mike Im gonna buy you a new hairdryer for your 80's flick and I love the plimsoles!
What do you mean that you play for the other side, does that mean you are the same as Stef (Sausage Jockey).
It's a shame really as we thought that there 3 of us with some intelligence here.
Harj...
PS. Mike Im gonna buy you a new hairdryer for your 80's flick and I love the plimsoles!
19 April 2000, 04:16 PM
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Harj,
They hide the white socks.("Flock of Seagulls" rules! When you're my age, you worry about the incontinence messing up good shoes!
Anyway, my mate Charlie would beat you in a doughnut eating competition. If you saw his belly, you would know how!
In the meantime, so it was YOU who ate all the pies....!
LOL
Mike
They hide the white socks.("Flock of Seagulls" rules!
When you're my age, you worry about the incontinence messing up good shoes! Anyway, my mate Charlie would beat you in a doughnut eating competition. If you saw his belly, you would know how!
In the meantime, so it was YOU who ate all the pies....!
LOL
Mike
19 April 2000, 04:26 PM
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Harj,
Watch it!!!
I think Mike is referring to "Doughnut Pushing", not eating
Mike - I now know where I have seen your Hairstyle before..... It's the one on the black & white photo's that are always displayed in the BARBERS (the photo's that every barber seems to have)!!!! - DURAN DURAN, eat your heart out
Watch it!!!
I think Mike is referring to "Doughnut Pushing", not eating
Mike - I now know where I have seen your Hairstyle before..... It's the one on the black & white photo's that are always displayed in the BARBERS (the photo's that every barber seems to have)!!!! - DURAN DURAN, eat your heart out
19 April 2000, 04:38 PM
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Mike,
It sounds as though you have another challenge for me, why are so you into physical things?
I accept as long as its not doughnut pushing The shoes do look great though, but a new change of style is what you need, that rugged sailor look just doesn't do you justice, even with Stef at your side holding your hand.
Weaver, we could have had so much fun, but theres nothing wrong with a bit of mismatch!]
Harj...
PS..How is Simon Le-Bon Mike??????
It sounds as though you have another challenge for me, why are so you into physical things?
I accept as long as its not doughnut pushing
The shoes do look great though, but a new change of style is what you need, that rugged sailor look just doesn't do you justice, even with Stef at your side holding your hand.Weaver, we could have had so much fun, but theres nothing wrong with a bit of mismatch!]
Harj...
PS..How is Simon Le-Bon Mike??????
19 April 2000, 04:54 PM
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Harj,
If only you knew what my CD collection consisted of! Anyway, Stef won me over with his amzing wash, cut and blow... er haircuts!
Why don't you and Scatman enter the Revs shoot-out as your cars are soooooo fast? Stef needs a Cat 4 car quick-smart, or the Scoobies suffer redicule at the hands of the superior Cossies.....
LOL
Mike
If only you knew what my CD collection consisted of!
Anyway, Stef won me over with his amzing wash, cut and blow... er haircuts! Why don't you and Scatman enter the Revs shoot-out as your cars are soooooo fast? Stef needs a Cat 4 car quick-smart, or the Scoobies suffer redicule at the hands of the superior Cossies.....
LOL
Mike
19 April 2000, 05:19 PM
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Mike,
I would have loved to use my car for the CAT4, but I will be out of the country next week. OH Well!!!
Stef did ask me though, sorry guys maybe next time.
Mike, me and you @ the Pod on the track and in the car park. Shaun, he does need filling in, I think I will sit on him LOL
Harj....
I would have loved to use my car for the CAT4, but I will be out of the country next week. OH Well!!!
Stef did ask me though, sorry guys maybe next time.
Mike, me and you @ the Pod on the track and in the car park. Shaun, he does need filling in, I think I will sit on him
LOLHarj....
19 April 2000, 05:37 PM
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Harj,
You're not fat, just big boned!
I'm sure I can change your view of me by just wafting a cream cake under your noise, you'll then be in my power and prepared to do anything just to have that cake...
See you when you come back and hopefully your car will be ready for Snetterton on the 14 May (it's only £95!) - or were you ignoring me on that one....
LOL
Mike
PS. AND you never got back to me with regard to the suspension....
You're not fat, just big boned!
I'm sure I can change your view of me by just wafting a cream cake under your noise, you'll then be in my power and prepared to do anything just to have that cake...
See you when you come back and hopefully your car will be ready for Snetterton on the 14 May (it's only £95!) - or were you ignoring me on that one....
LOL
Mike
PS. AND you never got back to me with regard to the suspension....
19 April 2000, 09:08 PM
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It seems to me that this should be re-named 'THE LARJ AND BRAWN ROADSHOW'!!!!!! lol
Put all the smoke you want down guys, you're still gonna get stuffed like the turkeys you are!!!
Stef.
lolPut all the smoke you want down guys, you're still gonna get stuffed like the turkeys you are!!!
Stef.
20 April 2000, 08:31 AM
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Mike,
What flavour cake? or is it just cream, Shaun has promised that he will buy me 50 cream cakes to keep me going when at the Pod. But he's a mate, If you can better that
I lost all email from the past 3 weeks, what suspension? I bought Eibach springs in the end as I had not heard anything from you!!!
I will be considering Sneterton, I will be at Donno for the 5th ramming Stef off the Track, this time it will be straight into the wall not sideways!!!
When Im on a track, I normally get Black flagged after 2 laps, I forget and think that everyone is trying to race me. Well that's what I was told when I worked for Jag.
This thread should be really named the Stef and Mike Lumphammering that they will get in person from Shaun and Harj
Anyone else want to filled in????
Harj...
What flavour cake? or is it just cream, Shaun has promised that he will buy me 50 cream cakes to keep me going when at the Pod. But he's a mate, If you can better that
I lost all email from the past 3 weeks, what suspension? I bought Eibach springs in the end as I had not heard anything from you!!!
I will be considering Sneterton, I will be at Donno for the 5th ramming Stef off the Track, this time it will be straight into the wall not sideways!!!
When Im on a track, I normally get Black flagged after 2 laps, I forget and think that everyone is trying to race me. Well that's what I was told when I worked for Jag.
This thread should be really named the Stef and Mike Lumphammering that they will get in person from Shaun and Harj
Anyone else want to filled in????
Harj...