Zzzzzzzz......
What....who's that?
Did I hear somebody sqeak?
Oh, it's just those muppets again!
Zzzzzzzz......

Stef.

PS Don't worry Larj, I'll be there. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Well after yesterday's stress extravaganza - I am pleased to say I have calmed down! - A BIT. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/mad.gif

Me a Stef (The Blow...... Giver!), have kissed and made up. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif (I think we both need to give Harj, a slapping) And I am now publicly challenging him to a 5 round free for all at Santa Pod. NO HOLDS BARRED http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Just in the vain of fairplay, he can even have RAINBOW man helping him (I think they will have to stand on each others shoulders, to have a chance of hitting me). http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

In fact i'm so 'ard, I will fill everyone in!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj can be the umpire (as we all know, he will be VERY FAIR!!!!!) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Harjy babes, over to you!

Scatman http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

"COME ON OVER ERE, IF YOU THINK YOUR 'ARD ENUFF"

P.S. Like they say Stef "It's hard to pick up your teeth, with broken fingers!" http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Somehow I think that Stef and Mike Rainbird will make a good pair against Shaun, just as long as Stef doesn't throw in the towel before he begins again. We all know the type of man he is (Woos) http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

This does sound like a no hold barred fight, Jackhammers at the ready gents, oh and you Stef. Stef should be able to win quite easilly as he can talk himself out of anything, he says he's not a violent man, just blows up now and then (Short Fuse or What!). http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

If Shaun can't be bothered I will take over in his absence.

Harj...

PS. Dare you come to the Pod Stef!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Shaun,
For someone who is only just over 5' tall, you're either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid for making such challenges... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
LOL
Mike

Stef,

You do still live, it seems that you are avoiding me! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif What's up? Is there something troubling you, because there soon will be, it's called a 16.5 Stone Asian guy who never forgets a thing.

This is about to get dirty, squeeky!

Harj.... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Mike,

It seems that you may just have scraped into the Hitlist as well as Stef who is at the top! I can see Stef dissapearing soon for good http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj...

Harj.

Nothing troubles me, especially angry smilies! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif
If you want trouble, why not cause it yourself? Or are you 16.5 stone? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/confused.gif

Stef.

Stef,

Why sound so upset, life is too good to be worried about a smirk like you, but I think I will pay you the attention that you need! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj...

Ok guys,

When is the next Santa Pod meeting/brawl scheduled? Will you be charging extra for the entertainment? Will it be a family show, of really no holds-barred? Is this whole "discussion" a really worthwhile use of the BBS's resources? How tall are Harj, Shaun, Mike and Stef really (individually)? Does Harj really weigh 16.5 stone? Does Stef really grease his tyres before track days? Do I ask too many questions? Does frequenting a subaru bbs make Mike feel happier about himself? What's the average rainfall per year in Warwick? How heavy is Stef? Why? Where? When? What? ...

Moray, or not?

Harj,

It seems like this will turn out to be a TAG match!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

80's Puff's hairstyle(mike) with Stef the Stress Hairdresser (mike, you sure Stef does'nt do your styling)

Vs

Shaun 'ard as nails' Nutty Bar Scatman with Harj 'The Large' Jug Head.

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Scatman.

Mike - That's 5ft with my high heels on! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Shaun (edited 19-04-2000).]

Harj.
See ya!

Moray.
Dunno. No. Dunno.No. Wide, tall, tall and short. Probably. ?. Yes. Yes. 300mm. 12stone.

Stef. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

So what's going on now then??? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/confused.gif
Is this now some kind of tag team event?!?!

Moray,

For your information I probably weigh closer to 17 stone, it's all the good living. I just hope that Shaun doesn't turn up and leaves all the fun to me http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

I'm gonna start working out by eating 20 donuts per hour instead of 18, Forget the car's and the times, this is what were really about. Someone needs to show Stef and Mike, and indeed we will, hopefully Kung Fu Master Mike will bring his weapons along to protect Stef http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gifLOL

Show Down in Little Santa Podyo http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj The Stress Giver.......

This TAG match will be more like the BIG SHOW and Rakishi from the WWF against Bill and Benn http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj,

You wanna watch yourself! The Skull Crusher Grandad Mike Rainbird can weld a really mean zimma frame, you should see him on pension day if someone gets in his way at the post office http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gif

Weaver,

Your welcome to join team, we could turn it into a Triple Thread Match, now all they need is another member. I suppose Mike will be asking around the Post Office for some help! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

I think from Moray's Questions, he should be the guest referee!

Harj...

Harj,

Unfortunately I play for the other (dark)side. No, No not <I><B>that</B></I> side http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

I am an RS Cosworth boy who knows no better http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Weaver,

What do you mean that you play for the other side, does that mean you are the same as Stef (Sausage Jockey). http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

It's a shame really as we thought that there 3 of us with some intelligence here.

Harj...

PS. Mike Im gonna buy you a new hairdryer for your 80's flick and I love the plimsoles! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj my man I mean that I don't have a Scooby not that I'm into the uphill gardening scene http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Harj,
They hide the white socks.("Flock of Seagulls" rules! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif When you're my age, you worry about the incontinence messing up good shoes! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Anyway, my mate Charlie would beat you in a doughnut eating competition. If you saw his belly, you would know how! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

In the meantime, so it was YOU who ate all the pies....! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
LOL
Mike

Harj,

Watch it!!!

I think Mike is referring to "Doughnut Pushing", not eating http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Mike - I now know where I have seen your Hairstyle before..... It's the one on the black & white photo's that are always displayed in the BARBERS (the photo's that every barber seems to have)!!!! - DURAN DURAN, eat your heart out http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Mike,

It sounds as though you have another challenge for me, why are so you into physical things? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

I accept as long as its not doughnut pushing http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif The shoes do look great though, but a new change of style is what you need, that rugged sailor look just doesn't do you justice, even with Stef at your side holding your hand.

Weaver, we could have had so much fun, but theres nothing wrong with a bit of mismatch!]

Harj... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

PS..How is Simon Le-Bon Mike??????

Harj are you propositioning me? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Harj,
If only you knew what my CD collection consisted of! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif Anyway, Stef won me over with his amzing wash, cut and blow... er haircuts! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Why don't you and Scatman enter the Revs shoot-out as your cars are soooooo fast? Stef needs a Cat 4 car quick-smart, or the Scoobies suffer redicule at the hands of the superior Cossies..... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif
LOL
Mike

Ive heard that the cat 4 cossie could be beaten by a Tamiya Radio controlled scoob, let alone a monster scoob. http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

robski

p.s. am I allowed back yet?

Mike,

I would have loved to use my car for the CAT4, but I will be out of the country next week. OH Well!!!

Stef did ask me though, sorry guys maybe next time.

Mike, me and you @ the Pod on the track and in the car park. Shaun, he does need filling in, I think I will sit on him http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif LOL

Harj.... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Harj,
You're not fat, just big boned! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

I'm sure I can change your view of me by just wafting a cream cake under your noise, you'll then be in my power and prepared to do anything just to have that cake... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

See you when you come back and hopefully your car will be ready for Snetterton on the 14 May (it's only £95!) - or were you ignoring me on that one....
LOL
Mike
PS. AND you never got back to me with regard to the suspension.... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

This is soooooo entertaining, keep it up boys, never had so much fun since the Simpsons, even the wifes logging on to keep updated!
Paul

It seems to me that this should be re-named 'THE LARJ AND BRAWN ROADSHOW'!!!!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif lol
Put all the smoke you want down guys, you're still gonna get stuffed like the turkeys you are!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Stef.

Mike,

What flavour cake? or is it just cream, Shaun has promised that he will buy me 50 cream cakes to keep me going when at the Pod. But he's a mate, If you can better that http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

I lost all email from the past 3 weeks, what suspension? I bought Eibach springs in the end as I had not heard anything from you!!!

I will be considering Sneterton, I will be at Donno for the 5th ramming Stef off the Track, this time it will be straight into the wall not sideways!!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

When Im on a track, I normally get Black flagged after 2 laps, I forget and think that everyone is trying to race me. Well that's what I was told when I worked for Jag.

This thread should be really named the Stef and Mike Lumphammering that they will get in person from Shaun and Harj http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

Anyone else want to filled in????

Harj... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif