Bajie

Imagine getting this after forking out 10k on your new Mille ...

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Dear Mr -----,

I understand that you have recently purchased on of our brilliant new RSV Mille R models. We at Aprilia hope that you are very happy with your choice and are delighted to inform you that you have been selected from over 1000 European customers to win a once in a lifetime prize.

We would like to invite you to join our Aprilia Racing MotoGP Team for a test and race weekend of your choice at any of the European Venues for 2003.

You will get to meet all the team including our riders Colin Edwards and Noriyuki Haga, we will also give you a set of specially designed race leathers and possibly a chance to actually ride our RS Cube Moto GP racing bike.

Everyone at Aprilia Racing would be very happy if could join us, please let us know which of the following dates you can attend, we will then take care of the flights and hotel accomodation for you.

11 May Spain - Jerez
25 May France - Le Mans
08 June Italy - Mugello
28 June Holland - Assen
13 July UK - Donington Park
27 July Deutchland - Sachsering
07 September Portugal - Estoril
02 November Valencia - Valencia

Regards
Jan Witteveen
Director
Aprilia Racing
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Poor guy wasn't at work yesterday and got this as an April Fool from one of his biker buddies.

chiark

Now that's nasty, but has all the merits of a classic windup, including the slight possibility it could just be true