Stueyb

I cant believe this. I came out this morning and some little runt had taken the dog sh*t box from the park and smeared it all over my car. I mean all over it. Im not impressed, but it aint scratched and thats something !

Why do the little f'in bast*rds do it ?

Chip

Jealousy, thats why.

LG John

It sucks and you now have the sh1tty (no pun) task of cleaning it but as you say at least the car isn't damaged, scratched, etc.

Stueyb

Im suprised my alarm didn't go off though. I must check that later. The other incredable thing is they actually came onto my drive to do it the cheeky sods.

SiDHEaD

here's hoping they got it all over themselves in the process.

skoobidude

Easiest thing to do is run it through the local car wash - job done!

If any 4kkas did that to my mota then I'd wipe their faces in it! JAG-OFFS!!

mutant_matt

Stueyb

Its a pisser, but the one positive bit is that it now looks all spick and span because I went to town on the cleaning and even bought some new mats for the car so it looks all nice and clean. All i need now is some super duper wax

Buzzer

Where in Cheshire u from Stuey, just don't want some turd mechanic coming down my drive tonight. PS. i live next to a park aswell. Hope its not the same one

Mark Jackson

Claim on you insurance, are you covered for turd party ?

LG John

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha hahahahahahahaha!!! Laugh-out-fecking-loud.........Turd party!!

Brilliant Mark, just brilliant

NAF

LOL witty man witty !

co55ie

Much as I like winding you scooby go slow boys up. Whoever did this to your car needs a right good kicking. Tosser's ******* maybe if they stopped playing with pooh in the park and got a job they could afford a cossie or if not so fortunate a scooby too.