Mike@PD

As I looked out down my quiet cul-de-sac as the darkness of the night fell over a lovely summers evening, what do I see?

Mossman has had a new doorbell fitted.

Nothing strange about that you may think...... But this one is a blue neon disc which could be seen from outer space ! This was once a peaceful neighbourhood with ordinary people residing in it. Mossman, the last time I saw anything like that it was in the window of a shop full of 'ladies' in Amsterdam......... What next I ask.

Comments please...................

Geoff P

As previously stated Michael!;-) ! You indeed are truly a disruptive influence.
Perhaps its the locator beacon for the "Black Beast of Beverley",mind you it only emerges from it's 34 foot home in the Dry!!!!
If you can get a clear shot from your landing window, I'll lend you my rifle, in order that you can a bring semblence of respectability back to your neighbourhood.
Perhaps its going to be a neon Wax Wizard sign next!!
Only kidding jon, poss see you tomorrow at the Hull meet.
Geoff

Mossman

Its pukka my new doorbell, its really cool,
Mike dosn't like it, he's a boring old tool.
It shines like a 'Brobat',
thats a blue toilet cleanser,
But Mike claims it looks like,
a glowing Potenza.
I know that my poetry is as poor as my taste,
but Mike reassures me it's not going to waste.

He aims to have a use for my glowing doorbell,
He says he's going to blast from Beverley to hell.
So if he comes to your house,
claiming he wants some real fun,
For lords sake please Geoff,
don't lend him your gun.
He shoots like a demon,
his aim is quite crack,
He's going to blow my poor doorbell,
from my front to the back.
The moral of the story is really quite clear,
they don't think I am cool,
they think I am queer.

Mossman

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I nip to the jacks and f%ckin' Mike@PD , stormed the front door and hijacked the PC!

He's taken the door bell, the hall and the stairs, and the bluey DVD, christ he does not care!

He says he's going to kill me as I am a southern poof, help geoff come quickly, cos Debs says you can! I am not a southern poof just a real nice man! He can keep the blue doorbell as he hasn't a clue, interior decor to him is a duck in the loo!

F%ck me I hear a gunshot, I had better duck, 'cos it seems like MIke @PD has all the luck!

Good night all!

Poet Mossman

Mark Underwood

Good one Jon...i like it. A poet is born.

Bryn

Don't know if you're interested Mr Moss...Gadget shop sell matching phones???

Bryn

...And fridge magnets???

Mike@PD

I kid you all not. At nightime its got more presence than a Chrysler Neon but has less style !

Geoff P

Well done Jon, made my night!!!
Geoff

rnr

I'me sure there is a forum for this LoL RICH

Mossman

As the day draws to an end, and the light is fading, there will be a glowing blue doorbell, which would be damn fine for caving!

Geoff P

Jon,
Beware, I have just spent the last 2 hrs teaching Mike to shoot, all I need to do now is supply the Gun and Bullets.
Geoff

Mike@PD

Jon

When you hear the bell ring next time and you approach the door to find half of it missing, don't bother opening the remains because there will be noone standing on your doorstep, I will have simply been a little off centre with the first shot !

foxyange

you say that it's poetry, I'd say that it's sad
Do you have a life cos you sound like my dad
Not one to make enemies, I respect the matter
That a new neon doorbell is a topic needing chatter,
But with talk of a shooting and matching telephone
It's clear you don't really often leave the home
But honest it's true, and it begs to be said,
The world can be cool - just escape from your head

(P.S. Mossman, can you fit a dimmer switch, that F@$*ing glow is keeping me awake at night!)

Geoff P

foxy
Nice of you to join the party!
Interesting homepage!!!
You appear to be madder than us!!!!!!
Geoff