Dracoro

A bit of fun, copy/paste the list below and put ONE word that portrays the typical driver of each marque. e.g Rolls Royce - Rich, Saab - Smug etc.

Alfa Romeo -
Aston Martin -
Audi -
Bentley -
BMW -
Caterham -
Citroen -
Daewoo -
Daihatsu -
Ferrari -
Fiat -
Ford -
Honda -
Hyundai -
Jaguar -
Jeep -
Lada -
Land Rover -
Lexus -
Lotus -
Mazda -
Mercedes-Benz -
MG -
Mini -
Mitsubishi -
Nissan -
Peugeot -
Porsche -
Proton -
Renault -
Rolls Royce -
Rover -
Saab -
Seat -
Skoda -
Smart -
Subaru -
Toyota -
Vauxhall -
Volkswagen -
Volvo -

Duck_Pond

Alfa Romeo - Stylish
Aston Martin - Patriotic
Audi - Sensible
Bentley - Loaded
BMW - Informed
Caterham - Mad
Citroen - French
Daewoo - Poor
Daihatsu - Uninformed
Ferrari - Flash
Fiat - Hopeful
Ford - Faceless
Honda - Reliable
Hyundai - Different
Jaguar - Classy
Jeep - Rough
Lada - Sad
Land Rover - Agricultural
Lexus - Classless
Lotus - Insane
Mazda - Old
Mercedes-Benz - Snobbish
MG - Agressive
Mini - Fashionable
Mitsubishi - Dull
Nissan - Taxi-driver
Peugeot - Flirtacious (sp?)
Porsche - Lucky
Proton - Unlucky
Renault - Quiet
Rolls Royce - Posh
Rover - Caravaner
Saab - Self-assured
Seat - Brash
Skoda - Wise
Smart - Gay
Subaru - Idiotic
Toyota - Reliable
Vauxhall - Boring
Volkswagen - Dependable
Volvo - Safe

CraigH

oops didn't read the one word bit

[Edited by CraigH - 12/17/2003 11:33:51 AM]

RichWalk

Alfa Romeo - dry
Aston Martin - macho
Audi - god
Bentley - minted
BMW - arogant
Caterham - flyer
Citroen - french
Daewoo - cyclist
Daihatsu - kennel
Ferrari - flash
Fiat - poor
Ford - thug
Honda - old
Hyundai - dull
Jaguar - military
Jeep - farmer
Lada - dead
Land Rover - adventurous
Lexus - considered
Lotus - brave
Mazda - european
Mercedes-Benz - tw*t
MG - Brummie
Mini - nippy
Mitsubishi - swifty
Nissan - taxidriver
Peugeot - agile
Porsche - Jesus
Proton - blind
Renault - ****
Rolls Royce - fool
Rover - nice
Saab - understated
Seat - potential
Skoda - considered
Smart - gay
Subaru - fun
Toyota - dealer
Vauxhall - rep
Volkswagen - conned
Volvo - dead

Wild Mark

Alfa Romeo - Middle-aged
Aston Martin - small ****
Audi - Shrewd
Bentley - even smaller ****
BMW - materialistic
Caterham - enthusiast
Citroen - frog
Daewoo - Daft
Daihatsu - Daft
Ferrari - rich
Fiat - Italian
Ford - Brainless
Honda - Japanese
Hyundai - Daft
Jaguar - middle-aged
Jeep - poser
Lada - poor or stupid
Land Rover - HRH
Lexus - could not afford a merc
Lotus - enthusiast
Mazda - Hum drum
Mercedes-Benz - Could not afford a Bently
MG - mug
Mini - bored housewife
Mitsubishi - mmmmmmm
Nissan - could not afford the previous
Peugeot - ?
Porsche - middle aged pose with no *****
Proton - prat
Renault - ?
Rolls Royce - more moeny than style
Rover - mug
Saab - gay
Seat - gay
Skoda - confident
Smart - gay
Subaru - Cool, very cool
Toyota - ?
Vauxhall - un-informed
Volkswagen - idiot
Volvo - deceased

PS sorry, had to add a few more words.

CraigH

Alfa Romeo - apeman
Aston Martin - rich
Audi - characterless
Bentley - dodgy
BMW - rep
Caterham - brave
Citroen - hippy
Daewoo - braindead
Daihatsu - singlemum
Ferrari - wideboy
Fiat - daft
Ford - kwiksave
Honda - dying
Hyundai - dead
Jaguar - gloater
Jeep - yeeehaaaaaaaaw
Lada - immigrant
Land Rover - pointless
Lexus - tasteless
Lotus - plastic
Mazda - different
Mercedes-Benz - dull. AMG=masterrace
MG - lol
Mini - gay
Mitsubishi - grey
Nissan - souless
Peugeot - merde
Porsche - smug
Proton - teacher
Renault - hippy
Rolls Royce - rolex
Rover - pensioner
Saab - doctor
Seat - burtons
Skoda - poundstretcher
Smart - crashdummy
Subaru - XR3
Toyota - lobotomy
Vauxhall - salesrep
Volkswagen - reliable
Volvo - swinger

chinnybloke

Alfa Romeo - mechanic
Aston Martin - git (as in lucky)
Audi - depressed
Bentley - classy
BMW - golfer
Caterham - mad
Citroen - sad
Daewoo - sad
Daihatsu - sad
Ferrari - rich
Fiat - unlucky
Ford - boring
Honda - old
Hyundai - cheapskate
Jaguar - patriotic
Jeep - yank
Lada - comedian
Land Rover - gullible
Lexus - reliable
Lotus - crazy
Mazda - sensible
Mercedes-Benz - bugged
MG - boyracer
Mini - female (or female born in a male body)
Mitsubishi - happy
Nissan - me
Peugeot - female
Porsche - male
Proton - barmy
Renault - foolish
Rolls Royce - english
Rover - angry
Saab - satisfied
Seat - sensible
Skoda - confident
Smart - insecure
Subaru - crap_at_driving_so_they_need_4x4_hohoho(flame proof pants are on!) Just joking!!!!!
Toyota - reliable
Vauxhall - fool
Volkswagen - dependable
Volvo - dangerous

igratton

Smart ??? Gay ??? Deffo not a car to drive if you have a little winkey it will just make the whole insecurity situation even worse.

Olly

Does that make me a snobbish, dull tw@t?

druddle

Hahahaha aint that the truth. Could also read....

Renault - frustrated
Renault - broken_down
Renault - never_fixed
Renault - argumentative (with dealer)
Renault - looking_forward_to_getting_rid

Dracoro

Dunno, depends, are you a TYPICAL merc driver or not?

LanCat

Alfa Romeo - Optimist
Aston Martin - Gentleman
Audi - Charmless
Bentley - Loaded
BMW - Estate Agent
Caterham - Committed
Citroen - Frenchy
Daewoo - Clueless
Daihatsu - daft
Ferrari - Penisless
Fiat - not bothered
Ford - Smokey
Honda - old
Hyundai - older
Jaguar - middle aged
Jeep - thoughtless
Lada - brain dead
Land Rover - Hip (Defender) - Girl (freelander)
Lexus - new money
Lotus - adventurous
Mazda - retired
Mercedes-Benz - taxi driver
MG - patriotic
Mini - poser (new) cool (old)
Mitsubishi - dull
Nissan - duller
Peugeot - mini cab
Porsche - mans toy
Proton - silly
Renault - boring
Rolls Royce - wedding car
Rover - trilby wearer
Saab - understated
Seat - aspirational
Skoda - solid
Smart - quirky
Subaru - knowing
Toyota - shopping
Vauxhall - repmobile
Volkswagen - boring
Volvo - dog owner

SlowBoy

iTrader: (1)

Alfa Romeo - stylish
Aston Martin - Anglophile
Audi - boring
Bentley - stately
BMW - wannabe
Caterham - hardcore
Citroen - strange
Daewoo - cheap
Daihatsu - small
Ferrari - successful
Fiat - hopeful
Ford - conformist
Honda - quality
Hyundai - open-minded
Jaguar - government
Jeep - yank
Lada - eastern block
Land Rover - farmer
Lexus - free-thinker
Lotus - enthusiast
Mazda - oddball
Mercedes-Benz - conservative
MG - sporty
Mini - fun
Mitsubishi - minicab
Nissan - minicab
Peugeot - francophile
Porsche - bald(ing)
Proton - OAP
Renault - conformist
Rolls Royce - pampered
Rover - traditional
Saab - safe
Seat - informed
Skoda - informed
Smart - alternative
Subaru - god
Toyota - logical
Vauxhall - rep
Volkswagen - aspiring
Volvo - old

Dream Weaver

Peugeot (205 GTi) - Retro

Freak

Alfa Romeo - rep
Aston Martin - classy
Audi - dentist
Bentley - Ponce
BMW - dealer
Caterham - mid life crisis
Citroen - idiot
Daewoo - moron
Daihatsu - see above
Ferrari - Footballer
Fiat - student
Ford - rep
Honda -erm..
Hyundai - idiot
Jaguar - MD
Jeep - redneck
Lada -prat
Land Rover - farmer
Lexus - executive
Lotus - guy with another main car
Mazda -w4nke (l)
Mercedes-Benz - classy
MG - female
Mini -female
Mitsubishi - fast car magazine
Nissan - Dial-A-Curry
Peugeot - student
Porsche - boy band member
Proton -lol
Renault - French
Rolls Royce - pompous
Rover - Old
Saab - Doctor
Seat - house husband
Skoda - lol
Smart - Female
Subaru- Burberry
Toyota - Japanese
Vauxhall - Poor
Volkswagen -Female
Volvo - Pompous

flame suit on

[Edited by Freak - 12/17/2003 3:30:37 PM]

AllanB

Obviously don't know much about Daihatsus then !


AllanB

AllanB

Alfa Romeo - Stylish
Aston Martin - Rich
Audi - Wannabe
Bentley - Old
BMW - Impotent
Caterham - Nutter
Citroen - Thrifty
Daewoo - Peasant
Daihatsu - Informed
Ferrari - Eliteist
Fiat - Determined
Ford - Sheep
Honda - Sensible
Hyundai - Reliable
Jaguar - Pipe-smoker
Jeep - SchoolRunMum
Lada - PWT
Land Rover - MrOutdoors
Lexus - Nearly
Lotus - Cool
Mazda - Zany
Mercedes-Benz - Insecure
MG - Jealous
Mini - Selfish
Mitsubishi - Gadgetman
Nissan - Micralingualist
Peugeot - Student
Porsche - Boxter=Berk Others= Cool
Proton - Nobody
Renault - VaVaVoom
Rolls Royce - Snob
Rover - Slipperwearer
Saab - Safe
Seat - Uneducated
Skoda - Sensible
Smart - Crazy
Subaru - Technogeek
Toyota - Dullard
Vauxhall - Bland
Volkswagen - Superficial
Volvo - Panzerkraftenwagen


AllanB

Scooby-Doo

I'm another Daihatsu driver.......

4wd, 16v, Turbo and 197bhp per litre and is capable of 215 bhp per litre without any internal upgrades.

chinnybloke

I've gone from impotent, estate agent, dealer, wannabe to taxi-driving dial-a-curry. Quality. Things are looking up then

Duck_Pond

Ah but Mr Chin, you had an M BMW, which is a different kettle of fish to the normal run-of-the-mill Beemer. And an M5 too...

gregjd

Apologies for any repetitions.. I tried not to read any other responses first!

Alfa Romeo - optimistic
Aston Martin - Lucky
Audi - sensible
Bentley - luckierstill
BMW - sheep (unless it's an M..then "Geezer")
Caterham - tweedy
Citroen - burberry-y (caps!?)
Daewoo - pikey
Daihatsu - pikey-ish
Ferrari - spawny
Fiat - rusty
Ford - Cheesman-esque
Honda - bluerinsey (unless a Type R..then "consolegeeky")
Hyundai - wannabe (either Merc, Focus, TT delete according to model)
Jaguar - ArfurDaley
Jeep - Gay / queerasfolky
Lada - Poor
Land Rover - Ooohh-Arrr-ey (?)
Lexus - Partridgey
Lotus - DINKY
Mazda - sensible
Mercedes-Benz - Conservative (won't be too harsh with one on order)
MG - Pipe-smokey
Mini - bandwagonjumpery
Mitsubishi - classless
Nissan - price-conscious
Peugeot - on-a-budgety
Porsche - Cool
Proton - Pikey MK II..or just Clueless
Renault - on-a-budgety PT II
Rolls Royce - Ostentatious
Rover - miguidedly-patriotic
Saab - Individualistic
Seat - cantaffordascooby
Skoda - cantaffordanaudi
Smart - girly
Subaru - cantaffordanevo
Toyota - cantaffordabetterjapcar
Vauxhall - opter-in / unemployed
Volkswagen - steady-eddie
Volvo - familyguy

carl

No TVR?

R6

Alfa Romeo - rusty charm
Aston Martin - gusty charm
Audi - top marque wannabe
Bentley - top marque
BMW - distinctly average
Caterham -shoebox on wheels
Citroen -french lada
Daewoo -that'll be the dayoo
Daihatsu -
Ferrari -fiat
Fiat -as above
Ford -saved by the cossie
Honda -saved by the jazz
Hyundai -saved by the skin of its teeth
Jaguar -rrrrgggghhh
Jeep -peep peep
Lada - vodka donn special
Land Rover -fetch
Lexus -alan partridge has one
Lotus - its a leaf
Mazda - azda with m
Mercedes-Benz -german diving hazzard
MG -morris gibb?
Mini -skirt
Mitsubishi -feel the force luke
Nissan -bombay taxi
Peugeot -french volvo
Porsche -a small shelter at the house door
Proton -a very small neutron
Renault -french rover
Rolls Royce -rolls royce
Rover -fetch, again its a dog.
Saab -areo tec spec
Seat -been on my feet all day need a?
Skoda -faster than a spec -c
Smart -not so
Subaru -god made cars for this reason.
Toyota - yaris!
Vauxhall -ford wannabe
Volkswagen -fiat
Volvo - t5 only

oreA

TVR - RACshareholder

fatherpierre

Alfa Romeo - Optimist
Aston Martin - Gloating
Audi - Bored
Bentley - Got it
BMW - Sheep
Caterham - Wibble
Citroen - Skint
Daewoo - Why?
Daihatsu - Tight
Ferrari - Gay
Fiat - hopeful
Ford - BMW realist
Honda - No squeeks
Hyundai - Skint2
Jaguar - Fingers crossed (Ford parts bin car so should be ok).
Jeep - Lazy
Lada - Breadline
Land Rover - Shotgun
Lexus - An ex BMW owner that thinks he's funky; but isn't
Lotus - Used to own rovers and trusts the K series
Mazda - Trusting
Mercedes-Benz - No gambler
MG - Likes rust
Mini - 10st enthusiast
Mitsubishi - Like ugly birds
Nissan - Enjoys 70s style
Peugeot - Biscuit tin collector
Porsche - Class
Proton - Dead
Renault - Can't afford a Sierra
Rolls Royce - Waste
Rover - Body filer
Saab - Solid
Seat - VW buyr on the lash
Skoda - as above
Smart - Undecided
Subaru - Ugly/plastic
Toyota - Solid
Vauxhall - Worst - Lada kick sand
Volkswagen - Cheap Porker
Volvo - Ford ****ter

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

I didn't think 1 word was enough, so a 1 line description for me

Alfa Romeo - ignorant sportsman
Aston Martin - Miss-informed toff
Audi - I fly business class (well I want to at least)
Bentley - The Sporting Gentleman
BMW - I'm better than you
Caterham - Nutcase's toy
Citroen - Complete arsehole
Daewoo - Mr sensible without a clue
Daihatsu - Mr sensible with a split personality
Ferrari - Oooh Look at me larr dee dar
Fiat - Small minded
Ford - Mr Smith
Honda - Perfectionist
Hyundai - Mr sensible with paranoid delusions
Jaguar - I'm EVEN better than you
Jeep - I need something practicle for the kids and shopping
Lada - What's wrong with wearing tanktops and having a beard?
Land Rover - Ecentric Loony
Lexus - Perfectionist with an inferiority complex
Lotus - I look good and sexy in this
Mazda - Hairdresser
Mercedes-Benz - I'm a middle class person (even though my family is weathly)
MG - Blonde hairdresser
Mini - Vain fashion victim
Mitsubishi - I'm a WRC fan
Nissan - Mr Boring in his mid-life prime
Peugeot - Clueless wannabe
Porsche - Lar Dee Darr who only buys the top brands
Proton - Slightly odd people
Renault - Even more clueless Wannabe
Rolls Royce - What the devil?? Jeeves what is that car doing on MY road?
Rover - I Buy British....and I refuse to believe it's a pile of turd
Saab - Smug Larr dee dar
Seat - Cheepskate volkswagan driver
Skoda - Very tight cheepskate Volkswagen driver - and "I don't care" attitude
Smart - Describes themselves as "Bubbly" in lonely hearts
Subaru - My car is better than yours 'cos its 4wd and won rally's
Toyota - Mr squeeky clean sensible
Vauxhall - Mr Jones
Volkswagen - I can't afford an Audi
Volvo - Nothing can touch me....not even if a 747 landed on my roof

[Edited by ALi-B - 12/18/2003 1:44:26 AM]

Gills Fan

Alfa Romeo - Cheap & Nasty
Aston Martin - Class
Audi - Snobbish
Bentley - The Queen
BMW - Boring
Caterham - Nice 2nd car for fun
Citroen - Don't even go there !
Daewoo - Who ?
Daihatsu - No 45 with special fried rice
Ferrari - The daddy
Fiat - Broke
Ford - Tacky
Honda - Reliable
Hyundai - Who cares ?
Jaguar - Elegant
Jeep - Not for me
Lada - Oh dear
Land Rover - Best car ever ??
Lexus - Quite cool
Lotus - Quick
Mazda - Not 1st choice
Mercedes-Benz - Classy
MG - Good for beginners
Mini - British !
Mitsubishi - Bling
Nissan - Jap crap
Peugeot - French rubbish
Porsche - Poor mans ferrari
Proton - Not on my nelly
Renault - More frnech poo
Rolls Royce - Rich
Rover - Shambolic
Saab - Daft
Seat - Getting better and better
Skoda - Getting better and better
Smart - Wrong
Subaru - Pure power
Toyota - Sorted
Vauxhall - Middle aged
Volkswagen - Going down hill
Volvo - Upper class

akshay67

Alfa Romeo - I want to look rich
Aston Martin - I am rich
Audi - I'm class
Bentley - I'm Puff Daddy
BMW - I think I have a special car
Caterham - Catch me if you can
Citroen - I'm innovative
Daewoo - I've got better things to spend my money on
Daihatsu - A car is a car
Ferrari - All the women fancy me
Fiat - I've got a ferrari
Ford - I like being part of the crowd
Honda - I drive a jap BMW
Hyundai - I've got a Supra
Jaguar - I'm the boss
Jeep - I own the road
Lada - Cars are for getting from A to B
Land Rover - I own you
Lexus - I'm bling
Lotus - Women want my ***
Mazda - I'm a cab driver
Mercedes-Benz - I'm upper class
MG - I love sports cars
Mini - I'm stlyish
Mitsubishi - I hate subarus
Nissan - I'm different
Peugeot - I make wise decisions
Porsche - Mid-life crisis
Proton - Oh dear
Renault - I'm in touch with my feminine side
Rolls Royce - I'm self-employed
Rover - I've got a Jag
Saab - I've got the best car
Seat - I'm trendy
Skoda - I'm off the beaten track
Smart - I'm wise
Subaru - I'm a part-time rally driver
Toyota - I'm more reliable than my car
Vauxhall - I need help
Volkswagen - I know a good car when I see one
Volvo - I'm a family man

PETENAUD

Alfa Romeo - italian
Aston Martin - loaded
Audi - miserable
Bentley - egotistic (sp)
BMW - tw*t
Caterham - cold
Citroen - daft
Daewoo - pensioner
Daihatsu - farmer
Ferrari - rich
Fiat - elderly
Ford - teenager
Honda - manager
Hyundai - skiny
Jaguar - middle - age
Jeep - sloane
Lada - insane
Land Rover - duke
Lexus - almost
Lotus - smug
Mazda - family
Mercedes-Benz - moron
MG - dead
Mini - girly
Mitsubishi - fast
Nissan - midget
Peugeot - reliable
Porsche - show off
Proton - broke
Renault - big cheeked
Rolls Royce - doh
Rover - pipe smoker
Saab - calm
Seat - alternative
Skoda - wiser
Smart - skater
Subaru - god like
Toyota - bland
Vauxhall - cheese
Volkswagen - steady
Volvo - dog breeder

Cupramax

LMAO, I drive a SEAT therefore I am a brash potentially informed aspirational uneducated gay house husband. PMSL