A bit of fun, copy/paste the list below and put ONE word that portrays the typical driver of each marque. e.g Rolls Royce - Rich, Saab - Smug etc.
Alfa Romeo - Aston Martin - Audi - Bentley - BMW - Caterham - Citroen - Daewoo - Daihatsu - Ferrari - Fiat - Ford - Honda - Hyundai - Jaguar - Jeep - Lada - Land Rover - Lexus - Lotus - Mazda - Mercedes-Benz - MG - Mini - Mitsubishi - Nissan - Peugeot - Porsche - Proton - Renault - Rolls Royce - Rover - Saab - Seat - Skoda - Smart - Subaru - Toyota - Vauxhall - Volkswagen - Volvo - |
Alfa Romeo - Stylish
Aston Martin - Patriotic Audi - Sensible Bentley - Loaded BMW - Informed Caterham - Mad Citroen - French Daewoo - Poor Daihatsu - Uninformed Ferrari - Flash Fiat - Hopeful Ford - Faceless Honda - Reliable Hyundai - Different Jaguar - Classy Jeep - Rough Lada - Sad Land Rover - Agricultural Lexus - Classless Lotus - Insane Mazda - Old Mercedes-Benz - Snobbish MG - Agressive Mini - Fashionable Mitsubishi - Dull Nissan - Taxi-driver Peugeot - Flirtacious (sp?) Porsche - Lucky Proton - Unlucky Renault - Quiet Rolls Royce - Posh Rover - Caravaner Saab - Self-assured Seat - Brash Skoda - Wise Smart - Gay Subaru - Idiotic Toyota - Reliable Vauxhall - Boring Volkswagen - Dependable Volvo - Safe |
oops didn't read the one word bit :D
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Alfa Romeo - dry
Aston Martin - macho Audi - god Bentley - minted BMW - arogant Caterham - flyer Citroen - french Daewoo - cyclist Daihatsu - kennel Ferrari - flash Fiat - poor Ford - thug Honda - old Hyundai - dull Jaguar - military Jeep - farmer Lada - dead Land Rover - adventurous Lexus - considered Lotus - brave Mazda - european Mercedes-Benz - tw*t MG - Brummie Mini - nippy Mitsubishi - swifty Nissan - taxidriver Peugeot - agile Porsche - Jesus Proton - blind Renault - arse Rolls Royce - fool Rover - nice Saab - understated Seat - potential Skoda - considered Smart - gay Subaru - fun Toyota - dealer Vauxhall - rep Volkswagen - conned Volvo - dead |
Alfa Romeo - Middle-aged
Aston Martin - small Knob Audi - Shrewd Bentley - even smaller knob BMW - materialistic Caterham - enthusiast Citroen - frog Daewoo - Daft Daihatsu - Daft Ferrari - rich Fiat - Italian Ford - Brainless Honda - Japanese Hyundai - Daft Jaguar - middle-aged Jeep - poser Lada - poor or stupid Land Rover - HRH Lexus - could not afford a merc Lotus - enthusiast Mazda - Hum drum Mercedes-Benz - Could not afford a Bently MG - mug Mini - bored housewife Mitsubishi - mmmmmmm Nissan - could not afford the previous Peugeot - ? Porsche - middle aged pose with no penis Proton - prat Renault - ? Rolls Royce - more moeny than style Rover - mug Saab - gay Seat - gay Skoda - confident Smart - gay Subaru - Cool, very cool Toyota - ? Vauxhall - un-informed Volkswagen - idiot Volvo - deceased PS sorry, had to add a few more words. |
Alfa Romeo - apeman
Aston Martin - rich Audi - characterless Bentley - dodgy BMW - rep Caterham - brave Citroen - hippy Daewoo - braindead Daihatsu - singlemum Ferrari - wideboy Fiat - daft Ford - kwiksave Honda - dying Hyundai - dead Jaguar - gloater Jeep - yeeehaaaaaaaaw Lada - immigrant Land Rover - pointless Lexus - tasteless Lotus - plastic Mazda - different Mercedes-Benz - dull. AMG=masterrace MG - lol Mini - gay Mitsubishi - grey Nissan - souless Peugeot - merde Porsche - smug Proton - teacher Renault - hippy Rolls Royce - rolex Rover - pensioner Saab - doctor Seat - burtons Skoda - poundstretcher Smart - crashdummy Subaru - XR3 Toyota - lobotomy Vauxhall - salesrep Volkswagen - reliable Volvo - swinger |
Alfa Romeo - mechanic
Aston Martin - git (as in lucky) Audi - depressed Bentley - classy BMW - golfer Caterham - mad Citroen - sad Daewoo - sad Daihatsu - sad Ferrari - rich Fiat - unlucky Ford - boring Honda - old Hyundai - cheapskate Jaguar - patriotic Jeep - yank Lada - comedian Land Rover - gullible Lexus - reliable Lotus - crazy Mazda - sensible Mercedes-Benz - bugged MG - boyracer Mini - female (or female born in a male body) Mitsubishi - happy Nissan - me Peugeot - female Porsche - male Proton - barmy Renault - foolish Rolls Royce - english Rover - angry Saab - satisfied Seat - sensible Skoda - confident Smart - insecure Subaru - crap_at_driving_so_they_need_4x4_hohoho(flame proof pants are on!) Just joking!!!!! :) Toyota - reliable Vauxhall - fool Volkswagen - dependable Volvo - dangerous |
Smart ??? Gay ??? Deffo not a car to drive if you have a little winkey ;) it will just make the whole insecurity situation even worse.
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Does that make me a snobbish, dull tw@t?
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Renault - foolish Renault - frustrated Renault - broken_down Renault - never_fixed Renault - argumentative (with dealer) Renault - looking_forward_to_getting_rid |
Does that make me a snobbish, dull tw@t? |
Alfa Romeo - Optimist
Aston Martin - Gentleman Audi - Charmless Bentley - Loaded BMW - Estate Agent Caterham - Committed Citroen - Frenchy Daewoo - Clueless Daihatsu - daft Ferrari - Penisless Fiat - not bothered Ford - Smokey Honda - old Hyundai - older Jaguar - middle aged Jeep - thoughtless Lada - brain dead Land Rover - Hip (Defender) - Girl (freelander) Lexus - new money Lotus - adventurous Mazda - retired Mercedes-Benz - taxi driver MG - patriotic Mini - poser (new) cool (old) Mitsubishi - dull Nissan - duller Peugeot - mini cab Porsche - mans toy Proton - silly Renault - boring Rolls Royce - wedding car Rover - trilby wearer Saab - understated Seat - aspirational Skoda - solid Smart - quirky Subaru - knowing Toyota - shopping Vauxhall - repmobile Volkswagen - boring Volvo - dog owner |
Alfa Romeo - stylish
Aston Martin - Anglophile Audi - boring Bentley - stately BMW - wannabe Caterham - hardcore Citroen - strange Daewoo - cheap Daihatsu - small Ferrari - successful Fiat - hopeful Ford - conformist Honda - quality Hyundai - open-minded Jaguar - government Jeep - yank Lada - eastern block Land Rover - farmer Lexus - free-thinker Lotus - enthusiast Mazda - oddball Mercedes-Benz - conservative MG - sporty Mini - fun Mitsubishi - minicab Nissan - minicab Peugeot - francophile Porsche - bald(ing) Proton - OAP Renault - conformist Rolls Royce - pampered Rover - traditional Saab - safe Seat - informed Skoda - informed Smart - alternative Subaru - god Toyota - logical Vauxhall - rep Volkswagen - aspiring Volvo - old |
Peugeot (205 GTi) - Retro :)
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Alfa Romeo - rep
Aston Martin - classy Audi - dentist Bentley - Ponce BMW - dealer Caterham - mid life crisis Citroen - idiot Daewoo - moron Daihatsu - see above Ferrari - Footballer Fiat - student Ford - rep Honda -erm.. Hyundai - idiot Jaguar - MD Jeep - redneck Lada -prat Land Rover - farmer Lexus - executive Lotus - guy with another main car Mazda -w4nke (l) Mercedes-Benz - classy MG - female Mini -female Mitsubishi - fast car magazine Nissan - Dial-A-Curry Peugeot - student Porsche - boy band member Proton -lol Renault - French Rolls Royce - pompous Rover - Old Saab - Doctor Seat - house husband Skoda - lol Smart - Female Subaru- Burberry Toyota - Japanese Vauxhall - Poor Volkswagen -Female Volvo - Pompous flame suit on :p [Edited by Freak - 12/17/2003 3:30:37 PM] |
Obviously don't know much about Daihatsus then !
AllanB |
Alfa Romeo - Stylish
Aston Martin - Rich Audi - Wannabe Bentley - Old BMW - Impotent Caterham - Nutter Citroen - Thrifty Daewoo - Peasant Daihatsu - Informed Ferrari - Eliteist Fiat - Determined Ford - Sheep Honda - Sensible Hyundai - Reliable Jaguar - Pipe-smoker Jeep - SchoolRunMum Lada - PWT Land Rover - MrOutdoors Lexus - Nearly Lotus - Cool Mazda - Zany Mercedes-Benz - Insecure MG - Jealous Mini - Selfish Mitsubishi - Gadgetman Nissan - Micralingualist Peugeot - Student Porsche - Boxter=Berk Others= Cool Proton - Nobody Renault - VaVaVoom Rolls Royce - Snob Rover - Slipperwearer Saab - Safe Seat - Uneducated Skoda - Sensible Smart - Crazy Subaru - Technogeek Toyota - Dullard Vauxhall - Bland Volkswagen - Superficial Volvo - Panzerkraftenwagen AllanB |
I'm another Daihatsu driver.......
4wd, 16v, Turbo and 197bhp per litre and is capable of 215 bhp per litre without any internal upgrades. |
I've gone from impotent, estate agent, dealer, wannabe to taxi-driving dial-a-curry. Quality. Things are looking up then :)
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Ah but Mr Chin, you had an M BMW, which is a different kettle of fish to the normal run-of-the-mill Beemer. And an M5 too...
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Apologies for any repetitions.. I tried not to read any other responses first!
Alfa Romeo - optimistic Aston Martin - Lucky Audi - sensible Bentley - luckierstill BMW - sheep (unless it's an M..then "Geezer") Caterham - tweedy Citroen - burberry-y (caps!?) Daewoo - pikey Daihatsu - pikey-ish Ferrari - spawny Fiat - rusty Ford - Cheesman-esque Honda - bluerinsey (unless a Type R..then "consolegeeky") Hyundai - wannabe (either Merc, Focus, TT delete according to model) Jaguar - ArfurDaley Jeep - Gay / queerasfolky Lada - Poor Land Rover - Ooohh-Arrr-ey (?) Lexus - Partridgey Lotus - DINKY Mazda - sensible Mercedes-Benz - Conservative (won't be too harsh with one on order) MG - Pipe-smokey Mini - bandwagonjumpery Mitsubishi - classless Nissan - price-conscious Peugeot - on-a-budgety Porsche - Cool Proton - Pikey MK II..or just Clueless Renault - on-a-budgety PT II Rolls Royce - Ostentatious Rover - miguidedly-patriotic Saab - Individualistic Seat - cantaffordascooby Skoda - cantaffordanaudi Smart - girly Subaru - cantaffordanevo Toyota - cantaffordabetterjapcar Vauxhall - opter-in / unemployed Volkswagen - steady-eddie Volvo - familyguy |
No TVR? :(
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Alfa Romeo - rusty charm
Aston Martin - gusty charm Audi - top marque wannabe Bentley - top marque BMW - distinctly average Caterham -shoebox on wheels Citroen -french lada Daewoo -that'll be the dayoo Daihatsu - Ferrari -fiat Fiat -as above Ford -saved by the cossie Honda -saved by the jazz Hyundai -saved by the skin of its teeth Jaguar -rrrrgggghhh Jeep -peep peep Lada - vodka donn special Land Rover -fetch Lexus -alan partridge has one Lotus - its a leaf Mazda - azda with m Mercedes-Benz -german diving hazzard MG -morris gibb? Mini -skirt Mitsubishi -feel the force luke Nissan -bombay taxi Peugeot -french volvo Porsche -a small shelter at the house door Proton -a very small neutron Renault -french rover Rolls Royce -rolls royce Rover -fetch, again its a dog. Saab -areo tec spec Seat -been on my feet all day need a? Skoda -faster than a spec -c Smart -not so Subaru -god made cars for this reason. Toyota - yaris! Vauxhall -ford wannabe Volkswagen -fiat Volvo - t5 only |
TVR - RACshareholder
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Alfa Romeo - Optimist
Aston Martin - Gloating Audi - Bored Bentley - Got it BMW - Sheep Caterham - Wibble Citroen - Skint Daewoo - Why? Daihatsu - Tight Ferrari - Gay Fiat - hopeful Ford - BMW realist Honda - No squeeks Hyundai - Skint2 Jaguar - Fingers crossed (Ford parts bin car so should be ok). Jeep - Lazy Lada - Breadline Land Rover - Shotgun Lexus - An ex BMW owner that thinks he's funky; but isn't Lotus - Used to own rovers and trusts the K series Mazda - Trusting Mercedes-Benz - No gambler MG - Likes rust Mini - 10st enthusiast Mitsubishi - Like ugly birds Nissan - Enjoys 70s style Peugeot - Biscuit tin collector Porsche - Class Proton - Dead Renault - Can't afford a Sierra Rolls Royce - Waste Rover - Body filer Saab - Solid Seat - VW buyr on the lash Skoda - as above Smart - Undecided Subaru - Ugly/plastic Toyota - Solid Vauxhall - Worst - Lada kick sand Volkswagen - Cheap Porker Volvo - Ford ****ter |
I didn't think 1 word was enough, so a 1 line description for me :p
Alfa Romeo - ignorant sportsman Aston Martin - Miss-informed toff Audi - I fly business class (well I want to at least) Bentley - The Sporting Gentleman BMW - I'm better than you Caterham - Nutcase's toy Citroen - Complete arsehole Daewoo - Mr sensible without a clue Daihatsu - Mr sensible with a split personality Ferrari - Oooh Look at me larr dee dar Fiat - Small minded Ford - Mr Smith Honda - Perfectionist Hyundai - Mr sensible with paranoid delusions Jaguar - I'm EVEN better than you Jeep - I need something practicle for the kids and shopping Lada - What's wrong with wearing tanktops and having a beard? Land Rover - Ecentric Loony Lexus - Perfectionist with an inferiority complex Lotus - I look good and sexy in this Mazda - Hairdresser Mercedes-Benz - I'm a middle class person (even though my family is weathly) MG - Blonde hairdresser Mini - Vain fashion victim Mitsubishi - I'm a WRC fan Nissan - Mr Boring in his mid-life prime Peugeot - Clueless wannabe Porsche - Lar Dee Darr who only buys the top brands Proton - Slightly odd people Renault - Even more clueless Wannabe Rolls Royce - What the devil?? Jeeves what is that car doing on MY road? Rover - I Buy British....and I refuse to believe it's a pile of turd Saab - Smug Larr dee dar Seat - Cheepskate volkswagan driver Skoda - Very tight cheepskate Volkswagen driver - and "I don't care" attitude Smart - Describes themselves as "Bubbly" in lonely hearts Subaru - My car is better than yours 'cos its 4wd and won rally's Toyota - Mr squeeky clean sensible Vauxhall - Mr Jones Volkswagen - I can't afford an Audi Volvo - Nothing can touch me....not even if a 747 landed on my roof [Edited by ALi-B - 12/18/2003 1:44:26 AM] |
Alfa Romeo - Cheap & Nasty
Aston Martin - Class Audi - Snobbish Bentley - The Queen BMW - Boring Caterham - Nice 2nd car for fun Citroen - Don't even go there ! Daewoo - Who ? Daihatsu - No 45 with special fried rice Ferrari - The daddy Fiat - Broke Ford - Tacky Honda - Reliable Hyundai - Who cares ? Jaguar - Elegant Jeep - Not for me Lada - Oh dear Land Rover - Best car ever ?? Lexus - Quite cool Lotus - Quick Mazda - Not 1st choice Mercedes-Benz - Classy MG - Good for beginners Mini - British ! Mitsubishi - Bling Nissan - Jap crap :D Peugeot - French rubbish Porsche - Poor mans ferrari Proton - Not on my nelly Renault - More frnech poo Rolls Royce - Rich Rover - Shambolic Saab - Daft Seat - Getting better and better Skoda - Getting better and better Smart - Wrong Subaru - Pure power Toyota - Sorted Vauxhall - Middle aged Volkswagen - Going down hill Volvo - Upper class |
Alfa Romeo - I want to look rich
Aston Martin - I am rich Audi - I'm class Bentley - I'm Puff Daddy BMW - I think I have a special car Caterham - Catch me if you can Citroen - I'm innovative Daewoo - I've got better things to spend my money on Daihatsu - A car is a car Ferrari - All the women fancy me Fiat - I've got a ferrari Ford - I like being part of the crowd Honda - I drive a jap BMW Hyundai - I've got a Supra Jaguar - I'm the boss Jeep - I own the road Lada - Cars are for getting from A to B Land Rover - I own you Lexus - I'm bling Lotus - Women want my ass Mazda - I'm a cab driver Mercedes-Benz - I'm upper class MG - I love sports cars Mini - I'm stlyish Mitsubishi - I hate subarus Nissan - I'm different Peugeot - I make wise decisions Porsche - Mid-life crisis Proton - Oh dear Renault - I'm in touch with my feminine side Rolls Royce - I'm self-employed Rover - I've got a Jag Saab - I've got the best car Seat - I'm trendy Skoda - I'm off the beaten track Smart - I'm wise Subaru - I'm a part-time rally driver Toyota - I'm more reliable than my car Vauxhall - I need help Volkswagen - I know a good car when I see one Volvo - I'm a family man |
Alfa Romeo - italian
Aston Martin - loaded Audi - miserable Bentley - egotistic (sp) BMW - tw*t Caterham - cold Citroen - daft Daewoo - pensioner Daihatsu - farmer Ferrari - rich Fiat - elderly Ford - teenager Honda - manager Hyundai - skiny Jaguar - middle - age Jeep - sloane Lada - insane Land Rover - duke Lexus - almost Lotus - smug Mazda - family Mercedes-Benz - moron MG - dead Mini - girly Mitsubishi - fast Nissan - midget Peugeot - reliable Porsche - show off Proton - broke Renault - big cheeked Rolls Royce - doh Rover - pipe smoker Saab - calm Seat - alternative Skoda - wiser Smart - skater Subaru - god like Toyota - bland Vauxhall - cheese Volkswagen - steady Volvo - dog breeder |
LMAO, I drive a SEAT therefore I am a brash potentially informed aspirational uneducated gay house husband. PMSL :D
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