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21 December 2003, 11:49 PM
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hmmm...
accordin to you guys i am an insane, brave enthusiast, who is a crazy adventurous guy with another main car and a cool, but boring sales rep who is a poor , uninformed fool.
mr jekyl or mr hyde??
accordin to you guys i am an insane, brave enthusiast, who is a crazy adventurous guy with another main car and a cool, but boring sales rep who is a poor , uninformed fool.
mr jekyl or mr hyde??
23 December 2003, 03:49 PM
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Alfa Romeo - my other cars a breakdown truck
Aston Martin - monied but smart
Audi - Solicitor
Bentley - Bent solicitor
BMW - indicating is for whimps
Caterham - weekend warrior
Citroen - goegraphy teacher
Daewoo - i hate cars will this one do
Daihatsu - Whimp
Ferrari - cool they all think I'm Jamiroquia
Fiat - see alfa romeo
Ford - mum
Honda - dad
Hyundai - grandad
Jaguar - dads boss
Jeep - some of those speed bumps can be quite tough
Lada - death after life
Land Rover - but I need the space for jocastas ballet shoes
Lexus - merc was too expensive
Lotus - midget with string back gloves
Mazda - mums second car
Mercedes-Benz - dentist
MG - dentists receptionist
Mini - junior dentists receptionist
Mitsubishi - Al quieda
Nissan - that minicab should have been here an hour ago
Peugeot - geography teacher with style
Porsche - directors loan account
Proton - skip
Renault - next in the skip
Rolls Royce - bruce forsyths bath chair
Rover - everyone elses bath chair
Saab - VAG with a suit
Seat - VAG hag
Skoda - VAG bag
Smart - swiss cheese
Subaru - ill show that colin mcrae a thing or two
Toyota - i sort of like cars will this one do
Vauxhall - next promotion ill get a bmw
Volkswagen - I like beige
Volvo - lecturer who also likes beige
Aston Martin - monied but smart
Audi - Solicitor
Bentley - Bent solicitor
BMW - indicating is for whimps
Caterham - weekend warrior
Citroen - goegraphy teacher
Daewoo - i hate cars will this one do
Daihatsu - Whimp
Ferrari - cool they all think I'm Jamiroquia
Fiat - see alfa romeo
Ford - mum
Honda - dad
Hyundai - grandad
Jaguar - dads boss
Jeep - some of those speed bumps can be quite tough
Lada - death after life
Land Rover - but I need the space for jocastas ballet shoes
Lexus - merc was too expensive
Lotus - midget with string back gloves
Mazda - mums second car
Mercedes-Benz - dentist
MG - dentists receptionist
Mini - junior dentists receptionist
Mitsubishi - Al quieda
Nissan - that minicab should have been here an hour ago
Peugeot - geography teacher with style
Porsche - directors loan account
Proton - skip
Renault - next in the skip
Rolls Royce - bruce forsyths bath chair
Rover - everyone elses bath chair
Saab - VAG with a suit
Seat - VAG hag
Skoda - VAG bag
Smart - swiss cheese
Subaru - ill show that colin mcrae a thing or two
Toyota - i sort of like cars will this one do
Vauxhall - next promotion ill get a bmw
Volkswagen - I like beige
Volvo - lecturer who also likes beige
24 December 2003, 03:05 AM
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Alfa Romeo - Goes for flair only
Aston Martin - Likes to go to the Country CLub for brunch.
Audi - Mr. I Hate things that rattle.
Bentley - Rich Git
BMW - Middle aged yuppie who can't afford a decent car that says something so buys a 318i with cloth seats and a CD player, but deletes the badge so nobody knows what it is, which doesn't matter cos he tailgates you for 40 miles before shooting past you on a blind corner (even though there was ample space to overtake beforehand) so fast that you can't see what it is anyway with the phone in one hand, knees on the steering wheel and the other hand on the horn.
Caterham - Not afraid of a good soaking
Citroen - likes to make wierd screeching noises when going round corners
Daewoo - Mr couldn't care less.
Daihatsu - oh dear....
Ferrari - POSER!! BECKHAM WANNABE!
Fiat - optimistic
Ford - Common
Honda - Sensible
Hyundai - .....nothing to say.....
Jaguar - Wagnerian
Jeep - Mr I couldn't afford a car with proper doors.
Lada - mmm syleish
Land Rover - Enthusiast
Lexus - doesn't want to waste time looking at options list.
Lotus - wannabe racer
Mazda - dillusional
Mercedes-Benz - tosspet
MG - Didn't want to buy a rover, even though he likes it.
Mini - sheep
Mitsubishi - likes to be average
Nissan - likes being able to see behind him without turning his neck.
Peugeot - doesn't mind rattles
Porsche - penisless
Proton - cheap
Renault - fancies the AA man who comes round every morning.
Rolls Royce - Should've bought a bentley....
Rover - Still living in the 50's when Rovers were cool
Saab - Comfort lover who likes fast cars.
Seat - likes spanish things
Skoda - knows how to spot a good bargain
Smart - split between moped and a proper car
Subaru - My car is better than yours 'cos its got TURBO in the name.
Toyota - doesn't mind being stuck with a car that he can't get rid off
Vauxhall - REPMOBILE!
Volkswagen - Doesn't mind driving a car created by Hitler.
Volvo - Safe, and shudderingly fast tank.
Aston Martin - Likes to go to the Country CLub for brunch.
Audi - Mr. I Hate things that rattle.
Bentley - Rich Git
BMW - Middle aged yuppie who can't afford a decent car that says something so buys a 318i with cloth seats and a CD player, but deletes the badge so nobody knows what it is, which doesn't matter cos he tailgates you for 40 miles before shooting past you on a blind corner (even though there was ample space to overtake beforehand) so fast that you can't see what it is anyway with the phone in one hand, knees on the steering wheel and the other hand on the horn.
Caterham - Not afraid of a good soaking
Citroen - likes to make wierd screeching noises when going round corners
Daewoo - Mr couldn't care less.
Daihatsu - oh dear....
Ferrari - POSER!! BECKHAM WANNABE!
Fiat - optimistic
Ford - Common
Honda - Sensible
Hyundai - .....nothing to say.....
Jaguar - Wagnerian
Jeep - Mr I couldn't afford a car with proper doors.
Lada - mmm syleish
Land Rover - Enthusiast
Lexus - doesn't want to waste time looking at options list.
Lotus - wannabe racer
Mazda - dillusional
Mercedes-Benz - tosspet
MG - Didn't want to buy a rover, even though he likes it.
Mini - sheep
Mitsubishi - likes to be average
Nissan - likes being able to see behind him without turning his neck.
Peugeot - doesn't mind rattles
Porsche - penisless
Proton - cheap
Renault - fancies the AA man who comes round every morning.
Rolls Royce - Should've bought a bentley....
Rover - Still living in the 50's when Rovers were cool
Saab - Comfort lover who likes fast cars.
Seat - likes spanish things
Skoda - knows how to spot a good bargain
Smart - split between moped and a proper car
Subaru - My car is better than yours 'cos its got TURBO in the name.
Toyota - doesn't mind being stuck with a car that he can't get rid off
Vauxhall - REPMOBILE!
Volkswagen - Doesn't mind driving a car created by Hitler.
Volvo - Safe, and shudderingly fast tank.
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Alfa Romeo - String back driving gloves and designer sunglasses don't make you an interesting person
Aston Martin - You paid how much for a rebadged Jag XK8?
Audi - Just because you bought an A4 instead of a 3 series dosen't mean you're not a ****
Bentley - Less vulgar than a Rolls Royce? No, not even slightly. It's an embarrasment.
BMW - ****!
Caterham - Flying goggles don't give you rakish good looks
Citroen - Cheapskate, you only bought it because it was VAT free and came with insurance. Serves you right that the dash keeps falling out. Ha.
Daewoo - You don't like cars, do you?
Daihatsu - I can't even remember any of their cars except the Fourtrak. If you have one of those you're a farmer and not a particularly astute one.
Ferrari - You have fantasies of being either Tom Selleck or Michael Schumacher. Frankly, either one is worrying.
Fiat - Mediterranean brio or an oxidising lump of crap? Only time will tell.
Ford - You have the imagination of an almond and the aspirations of a sea cucumber.
Honda - Geek and/or pensioner. Insight driver MUST be stoned. Take that whichever way you like
Hyundai - You wear polyester slacks and cheap slip-on shoes unless you bought the latest coupe, in which case you have defective vision because it DOESN'T look like a Ferrari.
Jaguar - You're so British you probably look, or smell, like a Bulldog.
Jeep - You probably convinced yourself that the 15mpg, half-the-price-in-America Jeep was better value for money than a Land Rover. You're an idiot.
Lada - Come in from the cold, comrade.
Land Rover - Is it really nessecary to engage "4 low" to get up and down the drop kerb at the end of your drive?
Lexus - You're rich but not rich enough to be able to buy a personality
Lotus - I bet you have a Bang and Olufsen stereo. Thats not very good either, is it?
Mazda - You probably beleive Marks and Spencers are "pushing the envelope"
Mercedes-Benz - I'm pretty sure that one of the overriding tenets of the 4th Reich will not be "a true Aryan must be tall, blonde and enjoy hogging the outside lane 3 inches from the car in front"
MG - You have the dogged, determined spirit that got us through The Blitz. Or you're an ostritch with your head buried in the sand.
Mini - You probably think iMacs are cool
Mitsubishi - You think you're more interesting than a Toyota driver. You aren't.
Nissan - You look up to Toyota drivers.
Peugeot - It just goes to show, some people will do anything not to drive a Vauxhall
Porsche - This is the first time you've ever had a decent amount of money, isn't it?
Proton - Proof if proof where needed that alloy wheels and electric windows can sell anything.
Renault - Depression and Masochistic tendencies always show
Rolls Royce - Vulgar, crass, tasteless, Paul Daniels, Bernard Manning
Rover - You're the dull version of an MG owner. You'll never grow an ostentatious beard.
Saab - Self-satisfied smug *******
Seat - You bought a car from a company that used to build cheap versions of FIAT's and now builds cheap versions of VW's. You should ponder on that a while.
Skoda - You think you're a free thinker. You're not, you bought a VW
Smart - You probably think that iMacs are passe and that you're helping the world be free of congestion. You're not, you're a prat who bought an overpriced bubble car.
Subaru - Rally drivers usually have no personality. Neither do you despite your protestations. Colin McRae is more stimulating company.
Toyota - You have no more interest in cars than a Daewoo driver but you didn't want to buy a car whose name you couldn't pronounce.
Vauxhall - Why? In Gods name, what were you thinking? Did you drive it before you bought it? You must be lazy and live within 1/2 a mile of a Vauxhall dealer.
Volkswagen - You're smug because you think you're better than the Ford drivers but always remember, the BMW drivers look down on you.
Volvo - Selfish, smug, self-satisfied *******.
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Aston Martin - You paid how much for a rebadged Jag XK8?
Audi - Just because you bought an A4 instead of a 3 series dosen't mean you're not a ****
Bentley - Less vulgar than a Rolls Royce? No, not even slightly. It's an embarrasment.
BMW - ****!
Caterham - Flying goggles don't give you rakish good looks
Citroen - Cheapskate, you only bought it because it was VAT free and came with insurance. Serves you right that the dash keeps falling out. Ha.
Daewoo - You don't like cars, do you?
Daihatsu - I can't even remember any of their cars except the Fourtrak. If you have one of those you're a farmer and not a particularly astute one.
Ferrari - You have fantasies of being either Tom Selleck or Michael Schumacher. Frankly, either one is worrying.
Fiat - Mediterranean brio or an oxidising lump of crap? Only time will tell.
Ford - You have the imagination of an almond and the aspirations of a sea cucumber.
Honda - Geek and/or pensioner. Insight driver MUST be stoned. Take that whichever way you like
Hyundai - You wear polyester slacks and cheap slip-on shoes unless you bought the latest coupe, in which case you have defective vision because it DOESN'T look like a Ferrari.
Jaguar - You're so British you probably look, or smell, like a Bulldog.
Jeep - You probably convinced yourself that the 15mpg, half-the-price-in-America Jeep was better value for money than a Land Rover. You're an idiot.
Lada - Come in from the cold, comrade.
Land Rover - Is it really nessecary to engage "4 low" to get up and down the drop kerb at the end of your drive?
Lexus - You're rich but not rich enough to be able to buy a personality
Lotus - I bet you have a Bang and Olufsen stereo. Thats not very good either, is it?
Mazda - You probably beleive Marks and Spencers are "pushing the envelope"
Mercedes-Benz - I'm pretty sure that one of the overriding tenets of the 4th Reich will not be "a true Aryan must be tall, blonde and enjoy hogging the outside lane 3 inches from the car in front"
MG - You have the dogged, determined spirit that got us through The Blitz. Or you're an ostritch with your head buried in the sand.
Mini - You probably think iMacs are cool
Mitsubishi - You think you're more interesting than a Toyota driver. You aren't.
Nissan - You look up to Toyota drivers.
Peugeot - It just goes to show, some people will do anything not to drive a Vauxhall
Porsche - This is the first time you've ever had a decent amount of money, isn't it?
Proton - Proof if proof where needed that alloy wheels and electric windows can sell anything.
Renault - Depression and Masochistic tendencies always show
Rolls Royce - Vulgar, crass, tasteless, Paul Daniels, Bernard Manning
Rover - You're the dull version of an MG owner. You'll never grow an ostentatious beard.
Saab - Self-satisfied smug *******
Seat - You bought a car from a company that used to build cheap versions of FIAT's and now builds cheap versions of VW's. You should ponder on that a while.
Skoda - You think you're a free thinker. You're not, you bought a VW
Smart - You probably think that iMacs are passe and that you're helping the world be free of congestion. You're not, you're a prat who bought an overpriced bubble car.
Subaru - Rally drivers usually have no personality. Neither do you despite your protestations. Colin McRae is more stimulating company.
Toyota - You have no more interest in cars than a Daewoo driver but you didn't want to buy a car whose name you couldn't pronounce.
Vauxhall - Why? In Gods name, what were you thinking? Did you drive it before you bought it? You must be lazy and live within 1/2 a mile of a Vauxhall dealer.
Volkswagen - You're smug because you think you're better than the Ford drivers but always remember, the BMW drivers look down on you.
Volvo - Selfish, smug, self-satisfied *******.
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24 December 2003, 02:53 PM
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Alfa Romeo - tart
Aston Martin - loaded
Audi - bore
Bentley - (fookin') loaded
BMW - tailgater
Caterham - ok
Citroen - tart
Daewoo - old person
Daihatsu - poor geezer
Ferrari - (even more fookin') loaded
Fiat - italian??
Ford - rep
Honda - old
Hyundai - issue paperbag for head
Jaguar - old
Jeep - wannabe
Lada - wot?? surely no-one
Land Rover - farmer
Lexus - ok
Lotus - elise hairdresser, others fab
Mazda - boring
Mercedes-Benz - Mr dependable
MG - wannabe
Mini - little
Mitsubishi - oooh
Nissan - depends which one !!
Peugeot - crud
Porsche - mostly wannabe's
Proton - nooooooooooo
Renault - noooo
Rolls Royce - my dad
Rover - my grandad
Saab - tank driver
Seat - on the cheap
Skoda - aaaaagh
Smart - double aaaagh
Subaru - star
Toyota - mostly crud (bar Supra)
Vauxhall - rep
Volkswagen - eeeeerm
Volvo - even bigger tank driver
Aston Martin - loaded
Audi - bore
Bentley - (fookin') loaded
BMW - tailgater
Caterham - ok
Citroen - tart
Daewoo - old person
Daihatsu - poor geezer
Ferrari - (even more fookin') loaded
Fiat - italian??
Ford - rep
Honda - old
Hyundai - issue paperbag for head
Jaguar - old
Jeep - wannabe
Lada - wot?? surely no-one
Land Rover - farmer
Lexus - ok
Lotus - elise hairdresser, others fab
Mazda - boring
Mercedes-Benz - Mr dependable
MG - wannabe
Mini - little
Mitsubishi - oooh
Nissan - depends which one !!
Peugeot - crud
Porsche - mostly wannabe's
Proton - nooooooooooo
Renault - noooo
Rolls Royce - my dad
Rover - my grandad
Saab - tank driver
Seat - on the cheap
Skoda - aaaaagh
Smart - double aaaagh
Subaru - star
Toyota - mostly crud (bar Supra)
Vauxhall - rep
Volkswagen - eeeeerm
Volvo - even bigger tank driver
24 December 2003, 03:18 PM
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Alfa Romeo - All flash..no quality
Aston Martin - Fabulous
Audi - Understated but quality
Bentley - Big Brash and Lovely
BMW - Image merchants (apart from m5) I-drive = awful
Caterham - Enthusiast
Citroen - its french ffs
Daewoo - Boring boring boring...
Daihatsu - don't they eat dogs?
Ferrari - Losing their way..bought for flash more than driving
Fiat - pass me the rust bucket
Ford - LOL
Honda - still living off ayrton senna f1 days
Hyundai - overated tosh
Jaguar - stuck in the past
Jeep - good in the desert..horrid in town
Lada - LOLOLOL
Land Rover - Still got a rover build quality ethic
Lexus - Reliable, well equipped, boring
Lotus - greyhounds on wheels
Mazda - old..with the exception of the wankel engine
Mercedes-Benz - Starships on wheels
MG - awful awful awful awful..WHYYYYYYY
Mini - old an icon..nothin more..new..ugly and the dash is n the wrong place
Mitsubishi - better than they have credit for
Nissan - reliable..but mostly boring
Peugeot - ITS FRENCH!!!
Porsche - Great cars till they made the boxster
Proton - i aint even goint here
Renault - FRENCH AGAIN!!!
Rolls Royce - other than the ropyals..y would u?
Rover - built by monkeys in longbridge
Saab - Ridiculously overpriced rebadged vauxhalls
Seat - german quality for ford prices
Skoda - am sorry..the badge is still a skoda
Smart - THIS ISNT A BLOODY CAR ITS AN OVERGROWN GOLF BUGGY!!A DISGRACE TO THE WORD CAR!
Subaru - Eye raising fun!
Toyota - another..boring..lost their way with the new mr2 and dropping the supra
Vauxhall - i own one so - wolf in sheeps clothing
Volkswagen - slower and slower and slower
Volvo - solid..boring understeering overpriced ford rubbish
Aston Martin - Fabulous
Audi - Understated but quality
Bentley - Big Brash and Lovely
BMW - Image merchants (apart from m5) I-drive = awful
Caterham - Enthusiast
Citroen - its french ffs
Daewoo - Boring boring boring...
Daihatsu - don't they eat dogs?
Ferrari - Losing their way..bought for flash more than driving
Fiat - pass me the rust bucket
Ford - LOL
Honda - still living off ayrton senna f1 days
Hyundai - overated tosh
Jaguar - stuck in the past
Jeep - good in the desert..horrid in town
Lada - LOLOLOL
Land Rover - Still got a rover build quality ethic
Lexus - Reliable, well equipped, boring
Lotus - greyhounds on wheels
Mazda - old..with the exception of the wankel engine
Mercedes-Benz - Starships on wheels
MG - awful awful awful awful..WHYYYYYYY
Mini - old an icon..nothin more..new..ugly and the dash is n the wrong place
Mitsubishi - better than they have credit for
Nissan - reliable..but mostly boring
Peugeot - ITS FRENCH!!!
Porsche - Great cars till they made the boxster
Proton - i aint even goint here
Renault - FRENCH AGAIN!!!
Rolls Royce - other than the ropyals..y would u?
Rover - built by monkeys in longbridge
Saab - Ridiculously overpriced rebadged vauxhalls
Seat - german quality for ford prices
Skoda - am sorry..the badge is still a skoda
Smart - THIS ISNT A BLOODY CAR ITS AN OVERGROWN GOLF BUGGY!!A DISGRACE TO THE WORD CAR!
Subaru - Eye raising fun!
Toyota - another..boring..lost their way with the new mr2 and dropping the supra
Vauxhall - i own one so - wolf in sheeps clothing
Volkswagen - slower and slower and slower
Volvo - solid..boring understeering overpriced ford rubbish
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Alfa Romeo - Hairy
Aston Martin - Unfrugal
Audi - unimaginative
Bentley - eccentric
BMW - tosser
Caterham - cold
Citroen - simple
Daewoo - poor
Daihatsu - retarded
Ferrari - arrogant
Fiat - unhinged
Ford - forgetful
Honda - clever
Hyundai - oblivious
Jaguar - (duplication of ford?)
Jeep - micrococks
Lada - scummy
Land Rover - eeenieweeeniemicrococks
Lexus - genius
Lotus - ambitious
Mazda - hairdresser
Mercedes-Benz - narcistic
MG - boyracerwannabe's
Mini - girls
Mitsubishi - unreliable
Nissan - unimagintive
Peugeot - lonely
Porsche - pornstar
Proton - w@nker
Renault - lonely
Rolls Royce - nobrot
Rover - old
Saab - secure
Seat - sleepy
Skoda - frugal
Smart - gimp
Subaru - coooooool
Toyota - loyal
Vauxhall - salesman
Volkswagen - boring
Volvo - safe
Aston Martin - Unfrugal
Audi - unimaginative
Bentley - eccentric
BMW - tosser
Caterham - cold
Citroen - simple
Daewoo - poor
Daihatsu - retarded
Ferrari - arrogant
Fiat - unhinged
Ford - forgetful
Honda - clever
Hyundai - oblivious
Jaguar - (duplication of ford?)
Jeep - micrococks
Lada - scummy
Land Rover - eeenieweeeniemicrococks
Lexus - genius
Lotus - ambitious
Mazda - hairdresser
Mercedes-Benz - narcistic
MG - boyracerwannabe's
Mini - girls
Mitsubishi - unreliable
Nissan - unimagintive
Peugeot - lonely
Porsche - pornstar
Proton - w@nker
Renault - lonely
Rolls Royce - nobrot
Rover - old
Saab - secure
Seat - sleepy
Skoda - frugal
Smart - gimp
Subaru - coooooool
Toyota - loyal
Vauxhall - salesman
Volkswagen - boring
Volvo - safe
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posted Wednesday, December 17, 2003 11:01
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A bit of fun, copy/paste the list below and put ONE word that portrays the typical driver of each marque. e.g Rolls Royce - Rich, Saab - Smug etc.
Alfa Romeo - shocking
Aston Martin - magnificent
Audi - 924
Bentley - minted
BMW -sleek
Caterham -boselecta
Citroen -****e
Daewoo -****er
Daihatsu -yuk
Ferrari -orgasm
Fiat -flimsy
Ford -fart
Honda -dated
Hyundai -mingin'
Jaguar -jag-wah
Jeep -imposing
Lada - i wish to die (sorry)
Land Rover -farmer
Lexus -lumpy
Lotus -cool
Mazda -stylish
Mercedes-Benz -brute
MG - hairdressers
Mini -manic
Mitsubishi -mardy
Nissan -charged
Peugeot -french
Porsche -rampant
Proton -pig
Renault -french
Rolls Royce -shadowing
Rover -slow
Saab -slower
Seat -slower still
Skoda -errrrrrrr!
Smart -roller sk8
Subaru -stick like glue
Toyota -S off a S
Vauxhall -grandad?
Volkswagen -well made
Volvo - dead
(SOZ BOUT THE 3 WORD ANSWERS)
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A bit of fun, copy/paste the list below and put ONE word that portrays the typical driver of each marque. e.g Rolls Royce - Rich, Saab - Smug etc.
Alfa Romeo - shocking
Aston Martin - magnificent
Audi - 924
Bentley - minted
BMW -sleek
Caterham -boselecta
Citroen -****e
Daewoo -****er
Daihatsu -yuk
Ferrari -orgasm
Fiat -flimsy
Ford -fart
Honda -dated
Hyundai -mingin'
Jaguar -jag-wah
Jeep -imposing
Lada - i wish to die (sorry)
Land Rover -farmer
Lexus -lumpy
Lotus -cool
Mazda -stylish
Mercedes-Benz -brute
MG - hairdressers
Mini -manic
Mitsubishi -mardy
Nissan -charged
Peugeot -french
Porsche -rampant
Proton -pig
Renault -french
Rolls Royce -shadowing
Rover -slow
Saab -slower
Seat -slower still
Skoda -errrrrrrr!
Smart -roller sk8
Subaru -stick like glue
Toyota -S off a S
Vauxhall -grandad?
Volkswagen -well made
Volvo - dead
(SOZ BOUT THE 3 WORD ANSWERS)
26 December 2003, 02:49 PM
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Alfa Romeo - tired
Aston Martin - brute
Audi - technical
Bentley - bling
BMW - *****
Caterham - nutter
Citroen - cheap
Daewoo - old
Daihatsu - square
Ferrari - ***
Fiat - italain
Ford - boring
Honda - sensible
Hyundai - interesting
Jaguar - ancient
Jeep - help
Lada - stupid
Land Rover - cool
Lexus - clever
Lotus - sheep
Mazda - grandad
Mercedes-Benz - naff
MG - hairdresser
Mini - thief
Mitsubishi - nice
Nissan - nicer
Peugeot - rally
Porsche - great
Proton - horse
Renault - GT
Rolls Royce - merlin
Rover - slippers
Saab - ****
Seat - imitation
Skoda - as above
Smart - death
Subaru - raw
Toyota - hard
Vauxhall - wannabe
Volkswagen - blue
Volvo - brick
Aston Martin - brute
Audi - technical
Bentley - bling
BMW - *****
Caterham - nutter
Citroen - cheap
Daewoo - old
Daihatsu - square
Ferrari - ***
Fiat - italain
Ford - boring
Honda - sensible
Hyundai - interesting
Jaguar - ancient
Jeep - help
Lada - stupid
Land Rover - cool
Lexus - clever
Lotus - sheep
Mazda - grandad
Mercedes-Benz - naff
MG - hairdresser
Mini - thief
Mitsubishi - nice
Nissan - nicer
Peugeot - rally
Porsche - great
Proton - horse
Renault - GT
Rolls Royce - merlin
Rover - slippers
Saab - ****
Seat - imitation
Skoda - as above
Smart - death
Subaru - raw
Toyota - hard
Vauxhall - wannabe
Volkswagen - blue
Volvo - brick
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Alfa Romeo - goon
Aston Martin -goon
Audi - goon
Bentley - goon
BMW -goon
Caterham -goon
Citroen -goon
Daewoo -goon
Daihatsu -goon
Ferrari -goon
Fiat -goon
Ford -goon
Honda -goon
Hyundai -goon
Jaguar -goon
Jeep -goon
Lada -goon
Land Rover -goon
Lexus -goon
Lotus -goon
Mazda -goon
Mercedes-Benz -goon
MG -goon
Mini -goon
Mitsubishi -goon
Nissan -goon
Peugeot -goon
Porsche -goon
Proton -goon
Renault -goon
Rolls Royce -goon
Rover -goon
Saab -goon
Seat -goon
Skoda -goon
Smart -goon
Subaru -goon
Toyota Supra MK iv- Daddio
Vauxhall -goon
Volkswagen -goon
Volvo-goon
Soz really couldn't resist that as most people keep forgettin that toyota also made one of the maddest most moddable cars on the market and sold it in the same shop as the corolla
Aston Martin -goon
Audi - goon
Bentley - goon
BMW -goon
Caterham -goon
Citroen -goon
Daewoo -goon
Daihatsu -goon
Ferrari -goon
Fiat -goon
Ford -goon
Honda -goon
Hyundai -goon
Jaguar -goon
Jeep -goon
Lada -goon
Land Rover -goon
Lexus -goon
Lotus -goon
Mazda -goon
Mercedes-Benz -goon
MG -goon
Mini -goon
Mitsubishi -goon
Nissan -goon
Peugeot -goon
Porsche -goon
Proton -goon
Renault -goon
Rolls Royce -goon
Rover -goon
Saab -goon
Seat -goon
Skoda -goon
Smart -goon
Subaru -goon
Toyota Supra MK iv- Daddio
Vauxhall -goon
Volkswagen -goon
Volvo-goon
Soz really couldn't resist that as most people keep forgettin that toyota also made one of the maddest most moddable cars on the market and sold it in the same shop as the corolla
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