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I couldn't resist posting this, especially for any fans of the used car advice from Autocar. For those of you who have not read Sniffpetrol yet, have a look at the site www.sniffpetrol.com and subscribe for its fortnightly update.

From the pages of Sniffpetrol:-

Our used car expert CARCOAT DAMPHANDS strokes a greasy paw over the resale prospects of three forthcoming new cars

Renault Megane: P*key p*ss b*tch, this is a sarah that's seen some goose cack. That means it's as smoothly as a cat spasm when it's parped out the sphincter. But for the bulbous gary that could also make it a massive w@nker so rub firmly. Gravy.

SAAB 9-3: This is a boney snake fight for SAAB and it's nailed to the gusset of the Vectra. Despite that my lionels say it grasps like a rasper and smells of fruit. That could pump the potatoes, but it won't lard the sarnies as well as a Fred or Three Point Pen*s. *****.

Volvo XC90: I don't know why the Pornsticks didn't thick slice a cow poker a long stridewhile. This is exactly the flat pack they should be feeling hard and I reckon it'll slide off the sideboard like a well greased spaniel. Just remember to squeeze a priest and don't go smooth. Tw@t

Tommy 2000

what a geezer!...LMAO

bumcrack

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Mark_TM

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