alcazar

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Bloke thinks his wife might be going deaf, since she seems not to answer him. He asks his doctor how to tell.
The doctor advises him to stand forty feet away, speak in a normal voice and see if he gets a response.
If not, try from thirty feet away, then twenty, then ten.

The guy goes home, and, seeing his wife is at the stove, cooking, stands forty feet away from her in his den, and says, "Love? Whats for dinner?"
He gets no response.

He moves into the hallway and tries again, "Love? What's for dinner?"

Still no response, so he moves into the dining room and tries again, "Love? What's for dinner?"

Getting no response he finally enters the kitchen, stands ten feet from the wife and says again, "Love? What's for dinner?"

The woman turns round and says, "For fukc's sake Bert, for the fourth time: CHICKEN!!!"

LSherratt

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Ahhh so it's the bloke that's a little hard of hearing

Felix.

But surely it would have been his wife that would have gone to see the doctor about her husband going deaf.

In any case, how did he hear the doctors advice...?

And did this nurse begin to laugh too...?

P1Fanatic

Mods can you please remove the word joke from the title?

Adam@SC

I applied for a job as a gynaecologist the other day. Unfortunately I'm not qualified so I didn't get a look in.

the shreksta

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i banged a bird the other night with brittle bones disease.....................she was a right little cracker

CREWJ

I'm ashamed to say I laughed.

hail-hail

A bloke gets home drunk and bursts into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is in bed and he says:
"this is the pig i **** when you have a headache"
His wife looks up and says:
"I think you will find that is a sheep"
to which he replies
"I think you will find I was talking to the sheep"

davegtt

Bloke meets beautiful woman
Bloke asks said Woman to marry him
Woman says "No"
Bloke lives happily ever after.