alcazar

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Lad I know went to see his mum last night. She lives opposite a VERY highly subscribed catholic primary school.
Parking around the school is often a nightmare, but when he got there last night, he was surprised to find a 60 plate Merc up his mum's drive, with an Asian couple sitting in it.

He asked them to move it out of his mum's drive, and the bloke replied, "we will only be ten minutes or so my friend, you can wait that long".

The lad wasn't a happy bunny and told the man again that he wanted access to his mum's drive and that the guy had NO RIGHT to be on his mum's property.

The man again replied, "You don't seem to understand my friend. I am picking up my daughter, I will only be ten minutes or so..."

The lad tried again to get the guy to move but he wound up his window.

Now the lad drives a HUGE offroad "truck" pickup with 24" wheels on it, so he knocked on the window, and said, " Move it NOW or I'll park my truck on top of it!! And I'll be here for two hours and won't be moving it until I go!!"

The Asian guy did back the car out, but then parked again straight across the drive.
Unbelievable.

Me, I'd have parked him in and made him wait half an hour.

RA Dunk

This!

Except I wouldent have done it for half an hour, I would have left it a bit longer.

Infected by sti

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I get that everyday!

Where one of my care homes is based it is next to a school, now all the mums and dads know what the houses are and there are even signs outside asking to please keep it clear because of the nature of the house, do you think they listen?? Do they fûck

Number of times I have been a prisoner baracaded inside my grounds until the school has started/finished is unreal, they don't give a toss tbh! I can understand they need to get the kids to and from school but when they have the cheek to report my staff for parking outside the house when we have a decent size courtyard what do they expect and half the time it aint the staff its the health professionals calling for appointments etc, there is one woman with a blue tigra now who purposely parks with her car just off the entrance gate just to annoy us, she knows what she's doing I seriously wonder sometimes who's the kid! I've had the emergency services come here before now and couldn't get down the street because of the double parking! There is a car park at the end of the road, their just to pig ignorant and dam lazy to use it!

Think ill invest in a clamp, got to make my millions somehow

chocolate_o_brian

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Bullbars that you don't mind getting scratched. Jeff, was this local to us?

alcazar

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Baildon Rd.

The Pink Ninja

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+1, I would have offered to phone him a taxi and tell him the car would be available to collect the following day as i am sure i would have to have had a little drink just after parking it up, So would be breaking the law if i was to move it ,

ScoobyWon't

I'm sure he could employ some rogue clamping company to tow cars from the drive way.

douglasb

He should have taken a photo and posted it on www.yplac.com.

dpb

I'd just blocked him in, been amusing to hear what the spolit brat was going to say on arrival,

Plus the above ^^

CharlySkunkWeed

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Call out the Fire Brigade to the school , they have the right to "move" obsticles.

Im only joking of course , but if there was a fire at the school or anywhere on the street someone could be killed. Send a letter to the school.

J4CKO

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I had that, we used to live opposite a school was n Asian lady, pakred her Merc across our drive and walked off, I asked her to move it and she said she would only be five minutes and I just said I had to go out now and not in five minutes, she wandered off anyway, I gave her a rigth gobful on her return, for balance a white bloke did it, well I was coming down or road, cars either side and I was trying to turn in and he made a gesture that I should reverse, I tried pointing where I was going but he insisted on wafting his ahdm at me, I got out, locked my car and went inside my house, the Police came and I explained the situation, they were understanding but I nearly got done for obstruction.

J4ckos mate see this allthe time at his kids school and there is a certain racial bias to bad parking.

mrmadcap

Similar thing happened to me a few years ago as we lived across the road from a school at the time, only a flat cocked mumsy reversed it's car down my drive and hit my car which was parked in my drive.

addi monster

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Some ****'s have no respect.

I remember returning from a hard days graft a few years back to find my slack neighbour had left there little corsa thing in front of my drive and had gone out in his other car, I simply tied it to the van and dragged it back to where it should be.

Brun

Kind of similar - just unlocking our storage warehouse to acquire some raw materials when some tart in her Merc parked right in front of the roller shutter (huge sign on front saying access require 24hrs please keep clear). I asked her politely to move her car else-where as i would be coming out of the shutter in the next few minutes on the fork lift. She refused and said she would only be 10 minutes as she was picking her daughter up. I repeated the request but a little more firmly and pointed out that there was room around the corner - she said no!
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so over an hour, she finally found me and went nuts at me wanting me to move the 3 tonnes of sugar that had been neatly placed 3" from her rear bumper - naturally i said i'd be 10 minutes

CrisPDuk

We get 2 or 3 cars a week (invariably asian women) parking on our company car park while they nip into town

We always barricade them in with other cars, then tell them the owners won't be back until the end of the working day, they'll have to wait. Strangely, we've never had the same car twice

RobsyUK

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Purchase some of those fake parking tickets off eBay... Stand near the school taking pictures and slapping them on the screens... Minutes of fun.

madscoob

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had this problem where i lived about 3 years ago, some bellend kept parking in front of my drive, finally flipped one day, inserted 5foot long snap on trolley jack under the back and escorted it about 20ft down the road, blocked the road with it, parked in my drive and waited for the fun to start, about 30mins later another resident came home to find road blocked. plod where called and after about 40mins owner was traced to a house 2 streets away, i of course knew nothing about moving it, the owner was given a ticket to get his parking brake tested at mot station, and was given a lecture by plod on how dangerous it was, strangely not a word was said to me as i jacked up the scoob and started changing the brakes on my driveway. never saw the car again in the 7 years we lived there

IWatkins

Spike stick on private property is legal, apparently

ScoobyWon't

Dig a 6'x6' moat, cover it with a bit of tarpaulin, await the fun




Or just close the gate.

hodgy0_2

i have heard better jokes tbh

SJ_Skyline

Do you often hang around schools taking pictures?

ScoobyWon't

I wouldn't be surprised if he did...

dpb

Just a minute, this is the one sniffs out dodgy dvd's floating around the park ?

Leslie

The only real answer seemed to me to park behind him thus blocking him in the drive and to go in to visit your mother.

Les

ScoobySteve69

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5l of unleaded and a match is all you need for them.

jods

Cheeky fvcker. I'd have parked right up to his bumper and stayed the night at my mums looking out at him and laffing. Would have probably necked a few whiskies so if and when the old bill turned up could refuse to move the car.

What a cheeky git he is.